Why is the sky falling, you ask? Because Madcap has a legit thread to post in stripping general... Wonders never stop coming.
I just got back from a Stripclub called "The Flashdance Cabaret", where i met a pretty cool girl that i dug a lot. I'd mention her stage name, but it seems crass of me to do so sonce it doesn't really matter a whole hell of a lot to the rest of the post.
Anyway, i found out about this pasty club that's right down the street from me so i thought i'd check it out. There, i actually found myself liking the place a lot. Nice stage, good variety of girls, two song sets so that if there's a chiuck you don't find all that hot wait ten minutes and someone HOT will take her place. Anyway, this elegant girl was walking around with this air of unapproachability but she was so fucking gorgeous i found myself waiting specifically for her to take the stage. She had on this oriental looking tie top that kind of doubled as a dress (At least down her backside, the front was gloriously open), and her hair was in a bun (It takes a HOT chick to pull off a bun). Anyway, when she took the stage, i was sitting there smiling... she could really dance. I dug the whole show, so i reach into my pocket and grab some cash... just then this guy in a white shirt and ballcap goes up to tip her. The usual stageflirt takes place and i'm waiting my turn in line (I haven't gotten up yet). Anyway, she hands HIM a five dollar bill and he then inserts a bill (I diunno what it was, probably a ten) into her garter. I'm flabbergasted. I'm thinking "Did that dude just ask her to make change?"
So i then reach for a DIFFERENT bill and go up to the stage. Instead of the usual stageflirt i ask "Did that guy ask you to make change for him?" She laughs and nods, and i shake my head. I didn't know what else to do. So i stuck the bill i thought i saw the other cheapo demand change for into her garter, apologizing for my cold ass fingers, and smile. She dug that, it was apparent. I went back to my seat and enjoyed the rest of her set. When she came down i got a hug and a kiss on the cheek, which was cool.
The point of this is, tip or don't tip, one way or the other. There is no middle. It seems ridiculous for a dancer to be asked to make change for a stageside tip (Or any tip, really). Has this ever happened to anyone here?
She did it with a smile, but i'd love to have been able to read her mind while it was going on. I got a better smile, at any rate.
wtf? "Can you change a ten?" I'd feel like an idiot even asking a Dancer that.



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