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    Default The sky is falling...

    Why is the sky falling, you ask? Because Madcap has a legit thread to post in stripping general... Wonders never stop coming.

    I just got back from a Stripclub called "The Flashdance Cabaret", where i met a pretty cool girl that i dug a lot. I'd mention her stage name, but it seems crass of me to do so sonce it doesn't really matter a whole hell of a lot to the rest of the post.

    Anyway, i found out about this pasty club that's right down the street from me so i thought i'd check it out. There, i actually found myself liking the place a lot. Nice stage, good variety of girls, two song sets so that if there's a chiuck you don't find all that hot wait ten minutes and someone HOT will take her place. Anyway, this elegant girl was walking around with this air of unapproachability but she was so fucking gorgeous i found myself waiting specifically for her to take the stage. She had on this oriental looking tie top that kind of doubled as a dress (At least down her backside, the front was gloriously open), and her hair was in a bun (It takes a HOT chick to pull off a bun). Anyway, when she took the stage, i was sitting there smiling... she could really dance. I dug the whole show, so i reach into my pocket and grab some cash... just then this guy in a white shirt and ballcap goes up to tip her. The usual stageflirt takes place and i'm waiting my turn in line (I haven't gotten up yet). Anyway, she hands HIM a five dollar bill and he then inserts a bill (I diunno what it was, probably a ten) into her garter. I'm flabbergasted. I'm thinking "Did that dude just ask her to make change?"

    So i then reach for a DIFFERENT bill and go up to the stage. Instead of the usual stageflirt i ask "Did that guy ask you to make change for him?" She laughs and nods, and i shake my head. I didn't know what else to do. So i stuck the bill i thought i saw the other cheapo demand change for into her garter, apologizing for my cold ass fingers, and smile. She dug that, it was apparent. I went back to my seat and enjoyed the rest of her set. When she came down i got a hug and a kiss on the cheek, which was cool.

    The point of this is, tip or don't tip, one way or the other. There is no middle. It seems ridiculous for a dancer to be asked to make change for a stageside tip (Or any tip, really). Has this ever happened to anyone here?

    She did it with a smile, but i'd love to have been able to read her mind while it was going on. I got a better smile, at any rate.

    wtf? "Can you change a ten?" I'd feel like an idiot even asking a Dancer that.

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    Default Re: The sky is falling...

    While on stage, a man asked for change for a $5 so that he could tip me $1.

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    Default Re: The sky is falling...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lizette
    While on stage, a man asked for change for a $5 so that he could tip me $1.
    Jesus. I've given homeless people 1.4432 times that much!

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    I would never make change during a stage set. I would consider it taking away from my stageshow.

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    I've never made change during my stage set. I'm sure my customer would love to see me kneeling in front of some guy on perv row trying to make change. Besides, I would always stash the ones at the very back of my money stack so people would only see $20's. When someone wanted me to make change, I would just point to my $20's and say, "sorry..." The only time I would ever consider it is if some guy gave me a $100 bill and just wanted something like $20 back.

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    Well madcap, you seem like a very good customer, we need more like you!*winks*

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    Strangely enough I've seen this happen quite a few times at my club. When's it's a slow night, there's only one waitress whose job it is to collect admission, make change and bring drinks. I'm not saying that it's the classiest thing to do, but when all you have are larger bills (Jackson's and up), I've seen other customers do it. The dancers are usually pretty nice about it and sometimes these "high rollers" take them into the back for VIPs so you never know. As for me, I'm always prepared...I generally have at least ten singles with me at all times.

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    Default Re: The sky is falling...

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    wtf? "Can you change a ten?" I'd feel like an idiot even asking a Dancer that.
    I hear you. I'd feel like an idiot asking a dancer to change anything during her stage set. It implies that she is not worth the larger amount. How insulting is that?

    Dancers at my home club complain about this all the time. They'll come back to the table after their tip walk, throw their cash into my lap and say, "that idiot wanted me to break a five during my stage!"

    About two weeks ago, there was one genius who tried to tip in coin.

    It's ok to make change with dancers in the club, of course. My table sometimes resembles a bank back office, where we all spend at least some time counting and sorting singles into stacks of 20s and swapping those back for 20s. This also helps me, because I always tip the stage with 20s (at least), and usually take a couple of dancers from my table with me.

    But asking a dancer for change to tip her during her performance? "Sorry, baby, you are only worth a part of this." Clueless. Classless. Hopeless.

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    Default Re: The sky is falling...

    I've seen it happen, can't remember if it has happened to me though. What an idiot, go to the bar and get change ding dong.

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    It seems like they are just out to demean you. Assholes.

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    Default Re: The sky is falling...

    One thing i wanted to add...

    I spent only about an hour in this club, if in that hour i saw this shit what happens in the other hours the place is open. Put it to you this way...

    I was out driving, bored and just thinking. Saw the club and kinda impulse decided to hit it. It was midnight and the fucking sidewalks roll up in STL at 1:30AM. I had 80$ with me. I was there for a short enough time that i didn't even blow through it all. 5 beers, tipping every set every girl, and tipping the bartender like crazy (whom i know, and really, really want to get a piece of), and i still didn't even blow through 80$ I was there and out in no time. Scoping out a new pasty club (privates are illegal in STL thanks to John Ashcroft, the illustrious armageddon screamer that managed the great feat of chasing the stripclubs into the worst areas imaginable) doesn't need much $$$.

    I'd like to go there with some real money.

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    I've never seen that. I'd be like, guy, I'm dancing, I don't have time for this. Keep it or give it.

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    Christ, you might as well have "Asshole" tattooed on your forehead as to do that.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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