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    Maybe i need to see it in motion or something, but the shield is too fucking small, there is too much blue between the belt and the shield, and that belt insignia needs to go. I'm nitpicking hardcore but first impressions are shit, in this case.

    That shield needs to be bigger! Never once has it been drawn so small!

    ACK! ACK! ACK!





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    Well...first off...youre not THAT old...no actually you are that old. Im only kidding you know.

    I remember the old superman movies but when I was bored and young I would watch them at home on Fox's saturday afternoon movie-thons.
    He's no Christopher Reeves....
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    Woohoo, the gay Superman



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    Better color. I have to admit i dig the boots. But that Shield is way too small. It's supposed to be BIG, screaming "YOU'RE FUCKED NOW" at evildoers!

    And why is his cape and trunks marroon? What happened to RED!





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    I will send hate mail if this movie sucks. I'll be the Uni-hatemailer!

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    Wait, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane? Couldn't they find a brunette? I might actually watch this one, just cause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    Wait, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane? Couldn't they find a brunette? I might actually watch this one, just cause.
    She died he hair. Not that i like her as Lois, mind you. I never saw Blue Crush, and my knowledge of her is about as far as "she was boinking Orlando Bloom once upon a time"...

    Still, Bryan Singer is directing this, and he did both X-Men movies. I remember when the first one was coming out, it looked like it was gonna SUCK big time. It didn't. I saw the pics of the uniforms they used and i was like "it's a gay fasion show!" Then i saw them in motion and it wasn't so bad.

    Maybe it'll be okay...

    Make me believe Mr. Singer! You did Usual Suspects, do my dude justice!


    At least Singer didn't go the Schumacher route and give him Bat-Nipples (Supernipples?)...

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    Damn, Mad.. Breathe!

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    Holy shit, Madcap. You and my boyfriend could have a conversation and geek each other into oblivion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Damn, Mad.. Breathe!
    Easy for you to say. Ya gotta understand, when i was a kid i learned how to READ from Superman comics (I had to, so i could follow along. My Mom will tell you stories about me sounding out the weirdest words- "Met-al-o, Metta-lo... Metallo... Brain-i-ac, Braini-ac, Brainiac...). I wanted to grow up to be him. It was important and that never really died.

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    Ooookay Mad. I know you're really into Superman and all, I understand that. I just get a little worried when you go off like this.. LOL

    Anyway.. Couldn't they get Tom Welling to play Superman on the big screen?
    Y-U-M-M-Y!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    Wait, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane? Couldn't they find a brunette? I might actually watch this one, just cause.
    Oooh, Kate Bosworth is going to be in it. I've had a stiffy for her ever since I saw Wonderland....
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Easy for you to say. Ya gotta understand, when i was a kid i learned how to READ from Superman comics (I had to, so i could follow along. My Mom will tell you stories about me sounding out the weirdest words- "Met-al-o, Metta-lo... Metallo... Brain-i-ac, Braini-ac, Brainiac...). I wanted to grow up to be him. It was important and that never really died.

    My boyfriend learned to read from comics too. Now he collects action figures and comic books and constantly talks about things that I have NO CLUE what he is talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Anyway.. Couldn't they get Tom Welling to play Superman on the big screen?
    Y-U-M-M-Y!
    They are. Big screen continuation of Smallville called "Metropolis." But they are gonna wait for it until the show is over (which should be either this season or next season).

    Smallville is the best version of "Superboy" ever, comics or no comics. It's a little dumb to have Superboy flying around smallville IN COSTUME and yet no-one has ever heard of him until he hits Metropolis (and thinks, hmm, dude in same costume, same hometown as Clark Kent, Superman pops up when CK does...). When "Superboy" first hit the stands, it was an attempt to cash in, but for some dumb reason it lasted thirty years (In 1986, when DC rebooted all their continuity) they fixed this, but that didn't stop them from making a Superboy comic, they just made him a clone rather than a young Kal-El flying in tights and cape around some rinky-dink midwestern town. Supergirl is a better character, even though i don't think she should even exist.

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    fruity ass nigga

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    This is killin' me! KILLIN' ME!

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    Cap...you're such a purist. Look.....he's a pretty boy in tights. Having a larger shield won't help. Besides...size doesn't matter.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    I will send hate mail if this movie sucks. I'll be the Uni-hatemailer!
    Boy... That will show em. Make sure you call them all "poopyheads" too. Movie execs hate that.

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    Well, what else am i gonna do?

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    Go watch some porn, dude. And not porn with people dressed up as super heroes. Actual non-super-hero porn.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    And that's gonna....?

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    Yipes! Superhero porn.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Yipes! Superhero porn.. LOL
    Yeah, i'm not quite THAT lame... People gettin' the wrong idea here!

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    Speaking of superhero porn....I once saw one called "Splatman". I'm gonna say late 80's or early 90's. It was awful, but so terribly terribly awful it was brilliant. the 2 bad guys were the Poker and the Pornguin. BUT hands down the best part....the part my friends and i rewound over and over, while giggling uncontrollably was : Splatman is enjoying a BJ from the lovely damsel he saved from the Poker. He gets ready to blow, and...you remember the cheesy POW BANG from the 60's Batman tv show? well...Splatman grunts and starts to cum and in the same lettering style SPLOOGE SPLASH etc . It doesnt sound all that funny i guess, but man it was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Speaking of superhero porn....I once saw one called "Splatman". I'm gonna say late 80's or early 90's. It was awful, but so terribly terribly awful it was brilliant. the 2 bad guys were the Poker and the Pornguin. BUT hands down the best part....the part my friends and i rewound over and over, while giggling uncontrollably was : Splatman is enjoying a BJ from the lovely damsel he saved from the Poker. He gets ready to blow, and...you remember the cheesy POW BANG from the 60's Batman tv show? well...Splatman grunts and starts to cum and in the same lettering style SPLOOGE SPLASH etc . It doesnt sound all that funny i guess, but man it was great.
    That does sound funny... i have to admit.

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