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    I played a dirty trick on my number 2. Last week she asked for some gum on stage. so i decided to get her some gum last night. I went to sams club and got the biggest thing of gum i could find. 300 hundred peices of gum. i wait till she's up on stage.

    I politely ask "you remember how you asked for gum last time?" she nods and says yes. i then pull out the gum and drop it to get the satifing thud on the stage. I felt like a was in a mastercard commercial. because the look on her face
    was PRICELESS.

    Now I need to come up with another dirty trick to play on her.

    any ideas?

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    Yes. Give her all your money.

    Cecil, I think you may need to get laid. Seriously. Do you want me to send somebody by your house? At the very least, you might want to pull the headset off for a while and go outside for some fresh air.

    And here I was, ever the optimist, thinking that the "99.8% of all customers repulse me" line in the "Ladies, what is the toughest part of your job" thread was an exaggeration.

    Jesus Christ.
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    I seriously hope that you are joking. Don't you realize that women in clubs put up with enough BS that you're taunting games only add to the BS. Why would you want to earn the reputation of an asshole at your club?


    I hope the ladies in your club unite, and they stand together and play a dirty trick on you... IGNORE you until you can learn to play nicely with others!

    I think you need a time out...

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    I say rather than play another dirty trick on her, you send her a beautiful bouquet of flowers instead. Have them delivered to the club. During a busy night. So she will receive them in front of everyone. And it would not hurt to slip a Victoria's Secret gift certificate inside with a written apology for disrupting her stage set.
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    Then go out and get some fresh air.
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    cecil definitely deserves to be ignored. what an ass.
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    I hope I NEVEr EVER meet you in a club. I'm sorry, but even though I am a gentle person, I would deck you.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    wtf, thats so retarded.

    you could done it real slick, like getting a stick of gum, opening it half way (so your fingers aren't touching it) then she'll probably would have bit it all sexy and sh*t

    it would have been funny, once she got off stage...with everyone looking, throwing it in the trash.

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    I would take the gum though ....in addition to a large sum of cash after a large number of dances.

    Im not a tricks type of person b/c Im so gullible.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    This has GOT to be one of the blueballers fucking with us. It's GOT to be!

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    Why put that much effort into being a dick? What did she do to deserve such treatment? If she didn't deserve it and she were my friend, I'd be carrying you out the door by your neck for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Cecil
    Now I need to come up with another dirty trick to play on her.

    any ideas?
    I do, but it would involve putting her in your will and then you going on a murder/suicide rampage at your workplace, or the nearest mall or whereever you can find a bunch of easy targets. (Just don't do it at the club, they have metal detectors there you know).

    Problem is you could only do this once, and executing this plan could be troublesome (we can't have an informant or the SWAT team mucking up things now can we?), and if you succeeded, we could never enjoy your brilliantly written posts again. Then we'd have to move on and attend to other trolls.

    As a less messy alternative, maybe next time, instead of gum, try the same thing with Blow Pops. You know how dancers can't resist a good sucker.

    May as well have fun with it folks.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    or kicking cecil upside the head.
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    I've been on this forum for all of about 12 hrs and I think I'm already close to becoming public enemy #1.

    I think cecil's prank was mildly funny. It was just a joke. Does anyone here have any sense of humor? Anyone offended by this is taking themselves way to seriously. The distorted reality of the SC has gone to your heads. Of course thats just my f'd up customer opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyesWideShut
    I've been on this forum for all of about 12 hrs and I think I'm already close to becoming public enemy #1.
    You could try being less of an anal retentive. If you read the intro you will find the following:

    "Welcome to something different! Think of us as a bar for strippers - after a long day at work (minus the bad music). Dancers can network, learn new techniques, share problems, etc. We do allow customers and other non-dancers to use the site as their input can be useful - but we ask them to be respectful and remember this site exists primarly for exotic dancers."

    No-one says you have to agree with everything that a dancer posts here - but you do not come across as sympathetic to dancers, but more interested in scoring points off of them.

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    and we see right through that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EyesWideShut
    I've been on this forum for all of about 12 hrs and I think I'm already close to becoming public enemy #1.

    I think cecil's prank was mildly funny. It was just a joke. Does anyone here have any sense of humor? Anyone offended by this is taking themselves way to seriously. The distorted reality of the SC has gone to your heads. Of course thats just my f'd up customer opinion.
    Your right, you've been here for 12 hours. Everyone is entitled to their "f'd up" opinions but why don't you wait until you've read the boards for a while before you start telling us all what's wrong with us.
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    I would take the gum back to Sam's club for a refund. There Cecil, we do find ways to get our money.

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    I think you subscribe to the "any kind of attention is better than no attention" philosophy, Super Cecil. You go to the club and make a doofus out of yourself, and because you get some kind of reaction, even if it is repulsion, that is better than just being completely ignored, which is probably what all of your favorite dancers would do to you if you weren't spending money on them.
    If I were you, I would go to a bar and find a slumpbuster to spend the night with you. A slumpbuster is, when you haven't been laid in awhile (or ever), you just go and find any woman to sleep with, no matter what she looks like or how old she is (legal, of course). You have sex with her, remember what getting laid is all about, regain some confidence, and then work your way back into the dating/relationship world. I think you must be in a big slump....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Your right, you've been here for 12 hours. Everyone is entitled to their "f'd up" opinions but why don't you wait until you've read the boards for a while before you start telling us all what's wrong with us.
    Maybe you all could apply that as well...

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    >>And here I was, ever the optimist, thinking that the "99.8% of all customers repulse me" line in the "Ladies, what is the toughest part of your job" thread was an exaggeration. <<

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    >>cecil definitely deserves to be ignored. what an ass.<<

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    >>Why put that much effort into being a dick? <<

    Phil-W
    >>You could try being less of an anal retentive.<<

    As you can see, I'm not the one that is fomenting hostility and criticism, it started before I arrived. I came in with an opposing viewpoint and shook up your "think-like-us" love fest and now everybody is crying FOUL!!

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    EWS, you do realize that what Cecil described during an entertainer's stage set was insulting, sophomoric and juvenile, right?

    If you want to play Beavis and Butthead in a strip club, you have have to be willing to take it like a man when the adults finally show up.

    We actually do tolerate dissent (note the spelling) in SW fairly well. This site has an unusually large number of smart, opinionated and passionate people with forceful opinions. It's a fabulous group that I'm proud to be associated with.

    Since we generally do play well with others, please consider taking it down a few notches before you join back in.

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    Let me reread it. Ok, she asked for some gum so he brought her a lot of gum.
    Thats really undignified.

    I'm sorry but I really must be going to some different sort of clubs than everyone here. (I live in LA, let the firebombing begin) I see all sorts of idiotic and sophomoric behavior going on, much of the time from the dancers. People are acting like dicks and laughing about it all the time. Its all they can do to break the monotony.

    But I think I'm getting your point. I think I'll go get a martini now. Shaken, not stirred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyesWideShut
    Let me reread it. Ok, she asked for some gum so he brought her a lot of gum.
    Thats really undignified.

    I'm sorry but I really must be going to some different sort of clubs than everyone here. (I live in LA, let the firebombing begin) I see all sorts of idiotic and sophomoric behavior going on, much of the time from the dancers. People are acting like dicks and laughing about it all the time. Its all they can do to break the monotony.

    But I think I'm getting your point. I think I'll go get a martini now. Shaken, not stirred.
    EWS, this is just the latest in a long line of weird posts just like it. People are a little exasperated with Cecil, is all. I'm now convinced it's a goof, and that someplace someone is laughing their ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    People are a little exasperated with Cecil, is all. I'm now convinced it's a goof, and that someplace someone is laughing their ass off.
    Could be. Are you jerking our chains Super C?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    EWS, this is just the latest in a long line of weird posts just like it. People are a little exasperated with Cecil, is all. I'm now convinced it's a goof, and that someplace someone is laughing their ass off.

    Ok, there you have it. Total clarification. Thankyou.
    Just a simple explaination, and all is understood.
    So Cecil has abit of a reputation, huh? I'll bet I got mine alot faster than he did.

    BTW, that animated GIF in your signature is hilarious.

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