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    I don’t really know where to put this but the facts of the matter are mind boggling.

    In the review section there has been discussion of the best clubs and why men go to clubs and what is provided at clubs. However there is fame and success and then there is numbers. All kinds of popularity contests but numbers don’t lie. I was looking at another well known strip club site and looking at their rankings of strip clubs when I happened to look at the views of the members and guests of the various clubs.

    Here is the ranking of views in the recent past few months.

    Treasures Houston 138,732

    Rick’s Seattle 122,804

    Ybor Strip Tampa 114,109

    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater 100,669

    I think I know the answer but can anyone else hazard a guess as to why these four clubs generate so many views?

    For comparison the Spearmint Rhino gets only 22,000 views




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    Quote Originally Posted by mark45y
    Here is the ranking of views in the recent past few months.

    Treasures Houston 138,732

    Rick’s Seattle 122,804

    Ybor Strip Tampa 114,109

    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater 100,669

    I think I know the answer but can anyone else hazard a guess as to why these four clubs generate so many views?

    For comparison the Spearmint Rhino gets only 22,000 views

    All 4 of those clubs are notorious for the amount of extras that occur in them.

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    *Sigh* Why does that not surprise me?

    A friend who I got into clubbing went out with me on Sat night. He was having a real struggle having a good time after a trip to Rick's in Seattle. Though he had no idea what an "extra" was when he went, he is now basically ruined on "normal" clubs. Sucks because you can never guarantee extras, right?

    Now, he is not a hobbyist, as I consider myself to be. But still...Ugh. I am just frustrated. I am not even sure I am on topic but it frustrates me that the most reviewed clubs are the hard-core extras clubs. Where is the list/reviews of the best clubs for those of us who just want to pay too much for a drink while basking in the glow of some high-quality SS?

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    More than just extras I think there is an economic symmetry to it. 50 and 150 for Tampa. Bravo Juliet to Foxtrot Sierra. I would assume the other clubs have the same 1 to 3 ratio depending on economic conditions. It’s the curve of diminishing returns. Beauty however awesome has its own natural economic constraints.



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    GW, you look for the reviews where the guys write, "This club was too snobby for me. The girls walk around with long dresses on and won't grab your crotch. I think my drink was $5! And dances cost $20, too pricey if you can't suck her titties, if you ask me. Still, it was too crowded for me to find a seat."

    Or at least that's how I look for clubs on TUSCL.

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    I haven't been to Rick's in Seattle since 1993, so it could be totally different now, but I wasn't impressed then. That said, it sounds like some things haven't changed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    GW, you look for the reviews where the guys write, "This club was too snobby for me. The girls walk around with long dresses on and won't grab your crotch. I think my drink was $5! And dances cost $20, too pricey if you can't suck her titties, if you ask me. Still, it was too crowded for me to find a seat."

    Or at least that's how I look for clubs on TUSCL.
    *ROFL* That is absolutely classic. Thanks, ma'am; now I know.
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    Six or seven years ago the bellman at a hotel I was staying at in Orlando told me that, if I wanted to find a good strip club, I should forget anything in Orlando,rent a car, and drive to Tampa. He was right. Sadly the TUSCL review everages where higher for Orlando clubs than for Tampa clubs. I don't pay much attention to stats or numbers when I want to try a new club. I go; if it sucks, I leave. I've had a great time at some "3" clubs and a terrible time at some "10" clubs.
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    Treasures in Houston is infamous for having very attractive extras girls. But even the Houston SC hobbiests find them too expensive for their tastes

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    Default Re: Top Clubs (The rest of the story)

    What I find fascinating is the mix. The best looking rich guy is not going to end up with the best looking youngest woman. There are always trade offs. There are lots of ways to review strip clubs.

    The only telling factor is how many people look at the clubs not the ranking or the reviews. After all the purpose of the review is to get people to go to the club and the more hits on that club the more people will actually go.

    It is the trade offs between beauty and price and extras or lack there of.

    Has anyone been to Ybor strip recently? The girls aren’t that pretty and the prices aren’t that cheap and the extras aren’t that readily available but somewhere in those three things there is a formula for success that is really working. I guess it comes down to for under 2 you can have sex with a kinda pretty girl who is not on obviously on drugs. Like stripping 101 for managers. Whoever is running those four clubs should get a star they got it right and I bet they don’t even know why!

    As an aside it always amazes me that women on this site are so concerned about how they look. How big their breasts are or how much they weigh or if their stretch marks show. Hell the whole thing is arriving at the right mix of beauty, price and sex and attitude. None of those things is a stand alone thing it is all in the mix. As a guy gets old and ugly he has to up the money and niceness that he didn’t have when he was young. If I was Donald Trump I could go to Paris to pick up women at the Chanel fashion show. Me however, I guess Ybor Strip would be a good choice or perhaps Ponca City OK.



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    Now Mark,
    You know that none of the Stripperweb girl participate in sex acts for money! We are all stunning showgirls who give artistic airdances. For $600 extra, you may touch my wrist. Just don't tell anyone, k?

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