Because they refuse to use birth control
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Because they refuse to use birth control
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Here ya go
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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
------------------------------------------------ Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Start telling some hot-Ukranian jokes, and i'm putty...





Who knows I just found them out there didnt change anythin though .Originally Posted by Katrine





I like this one.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
^ yes... I've seen those jokes applied to other groups as wellOriginally Posted by Katrine
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer/republican/democrat/catholic/jew/atheist/salmon and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.





Woohhoooo...I'm so for that bid for presidency!!Originally Posted by onlythebest
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Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
OTB...that is hilarious!!

"Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?"
Don't know but I like lawyers better.
OTB, that's too funny!!! LOL!!!!
You know the saying? ...Celeste is the best!
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