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    Why are there so many republicans???

    Because they refuse to use birth control












    ok, sorry... had to do it.

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Here ya go



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    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.


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    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
    A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.


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    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
    A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


    ------------------------------------------------ Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.


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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Start telling some hot-Ukranian jokes, and i'm putty...

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?
    Who knows I just found them out there didnt change anythin though .

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    I like this one.
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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?
    ^ yes... I've seen those jokes applied to other groups as well

    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer/republican/democrat/catholic/jew/atheist/salmon and a catfish?
    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    I like this one.
    Woohhoooo...I'm so for that bid for presidency!!







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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    OTB...that is hilarious!!

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    Default Re: Why are there so many republicans???

    "Aren't those Lawyer jokes originally?"

    Don't know but I like lawyers better.

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    OTB, that's too funny!!! LOL!!!!
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