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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    A SC DJ aint PC
    Yeah, but "not PC" is different from "completely tasteless."

    Nice that you think it's ok to use racial slurs because you can.

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    sorry,if you automatically think its about minorities,it aint.

    Im as hard on the crackers and rednecks as I am on anyone else,nobody is "safe"when they walk in the club,wear a turbin and your just askin for me to fuck with ya.
    I hate all custies equally,regardless of color,they are my prey.
    I fuck with everyone who ask for it,that includes the only white guy in the crowd.

    Leave the PC bullshit at the door says I.

    Its adult humor,and adult games inside these walls,we sell proximinty to pussy,do you really think an off color joke will hurt that?


    Just what everyone needs,a white girl offended at a chris rock concert.thanks a bunch!


    The lines inside the walls of a strip club aint the same as they are outside,we dont have to answer to the ACLU from the booth,nor do the girls from the floor who refuse to dance for men of color.
    SNAP!!!!!!!

    Deal me the race card,im gonna give ya a full house back sweety,only becaue i have figured out how to use "race"to an advantage.(not unlike most entertainers i know)

    Race is HUGE in this industry,dont spit on the guys makin jokes about it and turnin a buck on it for themselves and the girls they work for.

    i dont have the option of not dancing for the white guys,the black guys,or the mexicans,i gotta entertain them all at the same time,all night long,until of course,you decide to get back on stage and do the "entertaining" for the "color"your "think"makes you the most amount of money.

    If you want a crowd of guys still sitting at the stage,thru all the "lessor"entertainers(who cater to the other colors) before you,lemmie do my job,that will allow you to do yours,then you can pay me mine.


    dont be a scdj hater.

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    The DJ at my club says, "For those of you who didnt clap, I hope you wake up with it" when theres a bunch of guys who dont even bother to applaud when the girl is finished with her set...

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    Clapping?? I haven't heard guys clap in over ten years? You mean they still clap after a girl is done with her set? It's not like the old days here in NY, nobody claps anymore. I remember 15 years ago, when girls did floor routines, choreographed sets to pre-programmed music, wearing costumes, along withcustomized light shows. Back in the days, it wa a REAL SHOW, and the men appreciated it. Afterwards, the men would applaud......but not anymore........ (heavy sigh) :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillydj
    Ahhh...an abvious Frank Zappa fan...which also dosent belong in a strip club.......well ok maybe alittle, but NO Broken Hearts Are For Assholes.....
    Oh, come on... In my day, I would have been willing to give "Dinah Moe Hum" a whirl ... if it weren't for the fact that it wasn't likely anyone else would have even heard of it, or appreciated it...

    For offbeat, though, I'd dig on some "Breaking My Heart" by Harry Nilsson...

    ~~McCain

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCain
    Oh, come on... In my day, I would have been willing to give "Dinah Moe Hum" a whirl ... if it weren't for the fact that it wasn't likely anyone else would have even heard of it, or appreciated it...

    For offbeat, though, I'd dig on some "Breaking My Heart" by Harry Nilsson...

    ~~McCain
    Ill BRIEFLY step out of my exile on this site for this. I actualy had a girl dance to that before. And no, I would never bring up real world shit in a SC, people go there to FORGET that crap, not be reminded of it...... Ill post again in another 4 months.
    I Would Never Belong To Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member - Groucho Marx

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    JEEZY CHREEZY! IT'S PHILLYDJ!

    His real name is Slut Bunwhalla. It's true.

    and also....<3 Zappa. But yeah, not really in the SC.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    OMG!!!!!!!

    A Philly sighting!!!!!!

    You better act fast ladies and tie this fucker to the web like he was Gulliver Travels!!!!!!

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