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    Exclamation Cheating Signs

    With so many threads about cheating, I thought that we could all make up a list about "signs" of cheating.


    These can be either male or female cheaters. Or signs that people you know have noticed.


    I'll start with:
    The person taking more pride in their apperence.

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    Anytime your bf/gf is happy, smiling, content ... he/she is probably cheating on you. Happiness is a really, really bad sign.

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    Signs of Cheating:

    1. Wearing a new cologne/perfume.

    2. Showering immediately after returning home. (Unless of course your SO is a trash collector or works at a waste water treatment facility and then that's probably not a sign of cheating, just good manners.)

    3. Suddenly has to "work" late all the time.

    4. Sudden decrease in or total loss of interest in sex.

    5. Yells someone else's name in bed

    6. Has to take every phone call in another room. Or will leave the room to make a call they would ordinarily have made in front of you.

    7. If you ask who was on the phone and they say "nobody"

    8. If your SO used to leave their cell phone lying around anywhere, and suddenly they start protected and hiding it like it's got pentagon secrets in there.

    9. If they start accusing YOU of cheating.

    10. They start picking fights with you ALL the time.


    That's about all I can think of right now. I'll add more later if I think of something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Anytime your bf/gf is happy, smiling, content ... he/she is probably cheating on you. Happiness is a really, really bad sign.
    HAHAHAHAHa

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    make-up on clothing especially when it is not your colors.

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    If you find condoms around, opened or not. And YOU don't use them...
    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven777
    If you find condoms around, opened or not. And YOU don't use them...
    Good one.

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    Send your girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever flowers at work unsigned. If he or she doesn't mention it to you, he or she probably thinks they are from the new beau.

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    The classic cheating sign:


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    LOL AG.

    I've never been in a relationship where cheating was involved, so I wouldn't know the signs first-hand. But, I have heard that if they start paying A LOT of attention to their appearances (working out when they never did, even buying new underwear: maybe a style they haven't before, etc), there's reason to question. Also, becoming overly-secretive when they weren't before usually means there's something to hide.

    In any case though, unless the signs are REALLY there, I wouldn't go worrying about it and accusing your partner. Accusations sometimes cause the "Well, I'm getting accused of it, I might as well do it" mentality, in both Men AND Women.

    And in a lot of cases, when someone constantly accuses their partner of cheating, they themselves are usually cheating.

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    In a relationship.... is a man.

    Hmmm.
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    Getting a phone call that says "Honey.. Ill be a little late coming home. The guy/girl who I am doing on the side is going out of town, and I need to have a quickie with him/her. If you could have dinner ready when I get home, that would be nice".

    I think if you get that, you might want to start wondering.

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    I also read somewhere that loss of interest in sex isn't always a sure sign of him/her cheating... In a lot of cases, they want all the sex they can get and will do it with whoever they're cheating on you with, and you too.

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    if his penor smells like someone elses kooter

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    She hides all your guns !

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    All your guns???Damn,how many does he own???LOL!!!
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    Did anyone put, when he either doesn't call when he says he will or he doesn't return your calls immediately or soon after?
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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    The classic cheating sign:

    Anyone who doesnt see THAT sign as a big ol DUH needs a Clue By Four. To the head. *snrk* Good one!

    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    if his penor smells like someone elses kooter
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    When he or she makes an appointment at the VD clinic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    Did anyone put, when he either doesn't call when he says he will or he doesn't return your calls immediately or soon after?


    Thats called inconsiderate - not cheating!

    Myself - I use the phone as little as possible. Even my mom emails me because she knows I won't answer the phone! Every girlfriend I have knows this and should not expect change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    All your guns???Damn,how many does he own???LOL!!!
    I have a friend that once hid his guns under the bed. I pointed out to him that is the dumbest place in the world to hide them.

    If you come home unexpectedly and your wife is cheating on you and the guy hides under the bed.... he would be armed....

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    Heres a sign of cheating for the people who are seriously commited or married; instead of going for tests at the VD clinic, a smooth playa would just go for a blood donation and he can find out that way if he has something dirty running in his blood flow! : O

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    I had one, well it COULD be one but I hope it isnt... yesterday.

    A long, blonde hair in the bathtub.




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    Read them all, and hope i remember those mentioned....

    Phone calls, you answer someone hangs up. You get this alot now.

    He buys a newer HOT car, probably a sports car.

    Cancels out on you're lunches with him, he has to work through it.

    He answers the phone and says sorry wrong number...Alot now.

    When he talks on the phone he says it's work, goes to the other room, faces the door, if you walk in, the call is just ending.

    His sex life may not decrease, but increase...With you.

    Doing different things (kinky) in bed

    The ole "hunny i'm so sorry my cell phone was off, i was at Bobs house for a couple drinks, thought i told you i was stopping there tonite after work."

    Bob lies for him.

    Gosh i guess just about anything can be a clue he's cheating.

    Or some men may be very very clever...You really don't know.
    Some say signs are always there..i don't always agree with that.
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    Not answering the phone when you call repeatedly, then they just turn the phone off completely............

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