heh heh heh
Wow according to that I'm goth, Dea is goth and so are our kids and most of our friends.....





According to that,all adolescent people are Goth.All teenagers have gone through at least one of those things at one point or another.It doesn't necessarily mean you are Goth.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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This is my favorite!-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.Don't they mean Count Chocula?????
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
I think a good rule of thumb is that if you can't tell if your child is goth, then they aren't!





They have "masturbates" on the list! So...that's supposed to be one of the warning signs if your child is goth? lol





LOL,I guess we're all Goth then,in that case.Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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I had no idea Homosexuals were gothic! Wow what an eye opener!! Where the hell have I been LMAO!!
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
No, im not goth! i just like to drink blood occasionally, but that's it!! i swearOriginally Posted by onlythebest
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I used to hang out at a coffee shop called "Insomnia"...I loved staying there late enough on the weekend for the Goth crew. For the most part they amused me...but there were a couple hot-goths.....that whole Elvira thing. Schwing.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
I want to find the parents with the kid who doesn't "complain frequently of boredom." That kid is apparently the only non-gothic one in the world. Heheh. The chicks were hot, though.
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"




Pursues dangerous cult religions: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism, and Buddhism.
LOL Philosophy, Hinduism, and Buddhism are now cults???
Then my favorite: Masterbates... Damn we all are Goths.
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.





*facepalms*
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





-Frequently wears black clothing.
Well what if you're an Oakland Raider fan?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Uh oh.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
I guess most of the strippers at my club are goth then.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
Uh oh.
Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
By burning them right? You know how fundies can't resist a good unGodly book/music/movie torching bonfire.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Guess I'd better stop going to work. Even management seems to fit that criteria.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Sports? I guess all non-jocks are goths then. I knew some conformist anti-nerd tangent would come into play somewheres. Shame on me for giving up cross country after the tenth grade.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Does "Magic" the card game count?
-Takes drugs.
Had a Mountain Dew at work this morning. If the Mormons are forbidden from drinking it, I guess that counts as a drug. Oh, and I think I had an aspirin too.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Damn man, it was just a paper cut!!
-Complains of boredom.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Maybe I'd sleep just right if it weren't for those un-Godly annoyances in my life. You know, work, family, errands.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Uhh, night job.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I never realized that putting my phone number on the "Do Not Call" list was forsaking God. Apparently those telemarketers were trying to sell me more than just insurance, credit cards and magazine subscriptions.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Oh dear.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
And I thought it was so I could get the right amount of sleep.
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
There goes about 90 percent of my high school graduating class, or any public high school graduating class in the last 40 years.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
We don't need no education...
-Misbehaves at school.
See above.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
I found more of these Satanic cereals. Click here.
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/sc...ai=1185&si=125
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Be Damned Travel Channel!
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Okay, I confess that use the RPG launcher on pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto every so often. And don't even get me started on Sim City 4. You know how evil pretending to be a city planner is.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Ah shit. You know how long its taken me to type this? Darn it, my dinner is cold. And I haven't showered yet.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Heeeeeeeeeey Macarena!!
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Ooh boy...
-Masturbates.
Probably because I'm interested in sex.
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That settles it. I'm a goth. Where's my trench coat and TEC-9?
Former SCJ now in rehab.




Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
we all are in trouble for this one..
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.





I am posting this on the Philly_Goth LJ community. Brilliant.
"Makes Satanic symbols or shakes head violently to music"
Dammit, I'm goth.![]()
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
I never knew requesting time alone and quietness could be automatically construed to be a desire to speak with evil spirits through meditation. WTF?
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