This drunk girl--a customer who wanted to hear a song--suddenly tried to stick her tongue in my mouth so fast that she licked my fucking nose. I wasn't attracted to her and backed away just in time to avoid the full treatment, lol...





This drunk girl--a customer who wanted to hear a song--suddenly tried to stick her tongue in my mouth so fast that she licked my fucking nose. I wasn't attracted to her and backed away just in time to avoid the full treatment, lol...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Damn, Djoser, you must have major pheremone mojo going on.....she tried to jam her tongue in your mouth? Whoa! Usually I'm grabbing the DJs a*s so he'll play my requested tunes! J/K (I respect DJs as PEOPLE!)



haha...wow djoser im glad you handled that well
vicious circle
You let her lick you for FREE?
You should have charged that woman $20 for that!!
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lol, come on now, you know you wanted it...... hehehehehehe.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! *I* didn't lick his nose!!!!Originally Posted by madmaxine
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye



Suuuuurrrrrrreeeeeeee!Originally Posted by MojoJojo
"Lick it like you know you should."![]()
Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!
Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.




INTERESTING!xoxo





Please, let's keep monkey boy out of this, the girl licking my nose was bad enough!
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
______________________________________



lol...the perils of being a hot strip club DJ![]()





funny !





Eh, it's not really all that flattering--most of this kind of stuff is from women I wouldn't want anyways, and is as much due to booze and drugs as any great attraction to me in particular, I think.
People just get crazy in this club, which isn't always fun, but is always interesting.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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