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    Default Strange but true...

    This drunk girl--a customer who wanted to hear a song--suddenly tried to stick her tongue in my mouth so fast that she licked my fucking nose. I wasn't attracted to her and backed away just in time to avoid the full treatment, lol...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Damn, Djoser, you must have major pheremone mojo going on.....she tried to jam her tongue in your mouth? Whoa! Usually I'm grabbing the DJs a*s so he'll play my requested tunes! J/K (I respect DJs as PEOPLE!)

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    haha...wow djoser im glad you handled that well
    vicious circle

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    You let her lick you for FREE?

    You should have charged that woman $20 for that!!


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    lol, come on now, you know you wanted it...... hehehehehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    Damn, Djoser, you must have major pheremone mojo going on.....
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! *I* didn't lick his nose!!!!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! *I* didn't lick his nose!!!!
    Suuuuurrrrrrreeeeeeee!

    "Lick it like you know you should."
    Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!

    Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.

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    INTERESTING!xoxo

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    Please, let's keep monkey boy out of this, the girl licking my nose was bad enough!
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    lol...the perils of being a hot strip club DJ

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    funny !

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    He's to sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurrrrts!




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    Default Re: Strange but true...

    Eh, it's not really all that flattering--most of this kind of stuff is from women I wouldn't want anyways, and is as much due to booze and drugs as any great attraction to me in particular, I think.

    People just get crazy in this club, which isn't always fun, but is always interesting.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

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