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    Default Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    I get this all the time:

    Customer: Are you a good dancer?
    me: of course, I'm the best
    customer: but will you treat me real good and give me a good dance?
    me: of course, I'm the best
    customer: are you sure I won't be dissapointed?
    me: of course, I'm the best

    and then I do my regular dance: no licking, no boob touching, no grinding, no "wheelbarrel" position

    and he says Oh my god! that's the best dance ever!

    I can't possibly be the best dancer ever, I don't even have as much experience as most of the girls in the club. So does the guy just have really low expectations? or what?

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    Maybe he really likes the way you did your dance....something must have made it special to him if you saw it or now..hell he liked it!!
    Ive had that happen eventhough its the butt jiggle...boobs in the face dance.

    Aww let em be....besides he might start wanting more mileage. :| eepp!
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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    I think your hustle is excellent. You put in his mind that you are the best dancer. Even if you farted in his face, he still would have said that you give the best dances.

    Thank you for sharing! It's awesome material. I might have to use it sometime.

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    PS. What's the wheelbarrel position? I fairly new too. The vocab confounds me.

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lizette
    PS. What's the wheelbarrel position? I fairly new too. The vocab confounds me.
    ewwwww ewwwwww ewwwwwww!!!!
    AHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I wanna show her!!!
    I wanna show her!!!

    I called it first dammit!

    DIBS mutha fuckers!!!!!!
    neener neener!!!!

    It will be I,the ole MnM, that gets to be the crash test dummy!

    And I promise,
    I will sit on my hands and act like a "good custie"as i row row row wit da wheeeeeeeeeeeeel barrrrrrowwwwwww!!!

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    I keeeeed!!
    I Keeeeeeeeed!!!!


    Ok what she is talking about is like a wheelbarrel race when you were a kid.(ok this analogy kinda treads on morality)
    Two people,ones on thier hands with the second person holding thier feet up in the air,like a wheelbarrel.
    get it???

    Thats the vanilla explination.

    Now think reverse cowgirl.
    YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
    man in seat,woman on lap,facing away from him.
    His legs spread,her boobs hit the floor.(knee's to hips baby!)
    Her (_!_) and personables are in front of him like a laptray on a boing 747.

    Being that i have never had a lapdance(dats true)and have only seen this type dance from a distance,i can only give an opinion here,but im guessing this is the best possible angle obtainable when determining gender of any given species.
    Last edited by BigGreenMnM; 05-05-2005 at 01:53 AM. Reason: wanted to add a YEEEEEE HAWWWWWW for the goat ropers

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    lol, "im guessing this is the best possible angle obtainable when determining gender of any given species."

    you are a funny funny girl!

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    just take the money, and run girl...... honestly, It's not that wierd. he wanted a lap from you anyway; he got one or more didn't he?

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    Ok what she is talking about is like a wheelbarrel race when you were a kid.(ok this analogy kinda treads on morality)
    Two people,ones on thier hands with the second person holding thier feet up in the air,like a wheelbarrel.
    get it???
    I just saw that position for the first time this week, in Philly. I'd look totally ungainly doing it, but it suits some girls.

    They're saying you're the best because you planted the idea in their head! Doesn't matter if you really were the technical 'best'- because you put the idea there, they believe it! Well done.

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    Default Re: Exceptional dancer or just low expectations?

    Yeah, you just did a really good sales job. Give yourself a pat on the back. I also thought this was weird the first few times it happened. It seemed strange, period, that anybody would think/say that I was the hottest girl in the room...did they not see that D-cup blonde doing handstands in her customers face over there?

    Also, I think there's something called "buyer's remorse" where people who've made a luxury purchase (like a lapdance) then talk themselves into how well worth it the purchase was -- how beautiful the house is, how fast the sportscar is, how hot the dance was, etc.

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    I agree. I mean, I hate to term it "buyer's remorse", but I do think they often rationalize their spending by talking us up. I'm fine with that.

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