Semen moisturiser big in Mexico
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html
Semen moisturiser big in Mexico
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html
lethalsoul
hmmm has anyone actually tried it?
Mmmmmmmm..... now there's a breakfast cereal. Honey & Oats & Cream
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
reminds me of the Liz Phair song "Hot White Cum"
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I'd rather my b/f gave me a facial than to buy some strange guy's jizz thank you very much.





I don't know what to say but maybe this is my calling to set up a clinical study and get to the bottom of this after all it would be in the name of science rite .![]()
I prefer it on tap as well...and my BF is for rent cheap!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhhh... no thank you.
wouldn't you want to know whose "stuff" you're putting on your face?
and on that note, my product is much cheapier and available 24/7
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I think I'm allergic.
It turns my face bright red.![]()
Because there ain't no tits on the radio





or oooooh maybe it's just the lactic acids gently sloughing your skin.
ok obviously I just made that up don't take me seriously people!




Weird, that's all I can say.
!GROSS! Cum from strangers...where is her scientific research to prove some kind of result? Also, how much of the "mystery cum" is in each bottle...I wonder if it's a lot? AND- does cum preserve well, I mean...what if it spoils? eeeeeewe!
If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing





Wouldn't you be at risk for diseases too?
Because there ain't no tits on the radio




Well if you've seen this woman's face you wouldn't use any products that she recommends.
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I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.





If she doesn't take it on the face, she doesn't love you.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me
Same here, HK.. Anywhere on my skin really. And it burns like a mofo. So, I've made him stop that. It's like battery acid or something. Blech.Originally Posted by hardkandee





See my above post
You can't love something you think is flawless - me
Saw it.. That's not anywhere in my rulebook.





We should start a support group!! Lol, I thought I was the only one.Originally Posted by Rhiannon
And Sh0t, even though it burns, I still prove my love to him.![]()
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
You have to watch out for the "chin painter". I find that the proper diet of beer and nuts will neutralize the acidity and provide the right ph balance from the nuts.... (double meaning implied)




I've heard that celery makes it taste sweet. My one friend swore by it 'cause she was a bigtime swallower fan. Not I said the fly.
ew ew ew- her face is SICK!





Thats a by product just a few inches away from the semen source.Originally Posted by Muyaha
Finally the tables turn. It's about time women paid us guys for our... *laugh*
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What a tough job it must be to fill all those tiny bottles....such precise aim required.
But, on the upside...getting paid to orgasm....![]()
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