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    Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html
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    Default Re: Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

    hmmm has anyone actually tried it?

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    Mmmmmmmm..... now there's a breakfast cereal. Honey & Oats & Cream
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    Default Re: Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

    reminds me of the Liz Phair song "Hot White Cum"


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    I'd rather my b/f gave me a facial than to buy some strange guy's jizz thank you very much.


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    I don't know what to say but maybe this is my calling to set up a clinical study and get to the bottom of this after all it would be in the name of science rite .

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    I prefer it on tap as well...and my BF is for rent cheap!

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhhh... no thank you.


    wouldn't you want to know whose "stuff" you're putting on your face?




    and on that note, my product is much cheapier and available 24/7


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    I think I'm allergic.

    It turns my face bright red.



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    or oooooh maybe it's just the lactic acids gently sloughing your skin.

    ok obviously I just made that up don't take me seriously people!


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    Weird, that's all I can say.

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    !GROSS! Cum from strangers...where is her scientific research to prove some kind of result? Also, how much of the "mystery cum" is in each bottle...I wonder if it's a lot? AND- does cum preserve well, I mean...what if it spoils? eeeeeewe!
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    Wouldn't you be at risk for diseases too?



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    Well if you've seen this woman's face you wouldn't use any products that she recommends.

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    If she doesn't take it on the face, she doesn't love you.
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    I think I'm allergic.

    It turns my face bright red.
    Same here, HK.. Anywhere on my skin really. And it burns like a mofo. So, I've made him stop that. It's like battery acid or something. Blech.

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    See my above post
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


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    Saw it.. That's not anywhere in my rulebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Same here, HK.. Anywhere on my skin really. And it burns like a mofo. So, I've made him stop that. It's like battery acid or something. Blech.
    We should start a support group!! Lol, I thought I was the only one.


    And Sh0t, even though it burns, I still prove my love to him.



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    You have to watch out for the "chin painter". I find that the proper diet of beer and nuts will neutralize the acidity and provide the right ph balance from the nuts.... (double meaning implied)

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    I've heard that celery makes it taste sweet. My one friend swore by it 'cause she was a bigtime swallower fan. Not I said the fly.

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    ew ew ew- her face is SICK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha
    Well if you've seen this woman's face you wouldn't use any products that she recommends.
    Thats a by product just a few inches away from the semen source.

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    Finally the tables turn. It's about time women paid us guys for our... *laugh*
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    What a tough job it must be to fill all those tiny bottles....such precise aim required.

    But, on the upside...getting paid to orgasm....

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