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    Well this thread needed some more life, and my darling boyfriend inspired me to add another silly thing to my list.


    Do a few shots and dance to Jim's Big Ego - Stress. This song is so funny!




    I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
    if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
    and I hang around like a bum
    and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
    Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's thinking about me.

    It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you,
    it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention,
    It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you,
    it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention.

    I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
    so when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
    and I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
    and when I go to work I like to get a cup of coffee
    like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut
    'cept I never get the doughnut I just get the cup of coffee
    and when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee
    'cause I like to have a coffee when I'm talking on the phone
    but It usually goes cold and I need to get another
    cup of coffee and it's lunch and I have an espresso.
    And when I get back it's not morning anymore
    so I have a diet cola and another diet cola
    and by then I'm feeling fine and I'm feeling pretty sharp
    and I'm feeling pretty wired and I'm getting things done,
    but right about two I get this little tiny migraine
    and it starts behind my eyes and it moves to the back of my
    neck and it moves to the bottom of my spine
    but it doesn't get there until five or six o'clock
    which is the end of the day so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine,
    except when I have to work late when I have to work late which I usually do.

    I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
    if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
    and I hang around like a bum
    and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
    Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's thinking about me.

    I love to work I love to run I love to play real hard
    I love to steal little things from the grocery store
    like a piece of bubble gum or sometimes I just stick my thumb in a peachand leave it there.
    I love to work I love to run I love to waterski, snowboard, jetski, skydive,
    parasail, hang-glide, rollerblade, mountainbike, bungy-jump,
    well I mean I'd love to do theses things if I ever had the time,
    I love to work I love to work, I love to work out after work,
    I love to spend a little time with this woman that I'm seeing
    'cept we never really get a little time to spend together
    so we call each other up and we talk about work.
    But what I think I'd really love is to get out by myself
    on a little tiny island in the middle of the ocean
    with just me and a book and a cellular phone
    and a personal computer in case something came up
    and I'd eat and I'd drink and I'd run and I'd sleep
    and I wouldn't do nothing except swim all day
    'cept my beeper doesn't work under water,
    where are the sharks? where are the sharks?
    and there's this kind of anemone
    that sticks in your foot and the poison goes up to your brain and you die
    and sand fleas? sand fleas - yuck!
    but actually I think it'd be really relaxing
    just me by myself in the middle of the ocean
    and that's what I'd really love to do more than anything else
    except I'd probably hate it.

    I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
    if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
    and I hang around like a bum
    and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
    Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
    everybody's thinking about me.





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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    I like to dance to Chocolate Salty Balls once in a while, I got the idea from another one of the girls at work.

    One night I was extremely bored and irritated at the under-enthused crowd so I danced to this set:

    Engelbert Humperdink - After the lovin'
    some song by Anthrax that Sirona picked out for me
    Electric Six - Gay Bar (or salty balls, I can't remember)

    Either way, I actually got some tips on stage and lapdances afterwards. It was pretty special.

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    A custy gave me a huge tip to do the sprinkler & the cabbage patch.....

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    I know! I can dress up like a sexy lifeguard and strip to Caviar - Tangerine Speedo!


    2 week vacation
    Costa Rica, see Amorica
    Young ladies, oh Eureka!
    so many there to score-ica
    Cruise the ocean bars with some similar-type fellows
    Little latin lovlies drinking gin and mellow-yellows.
    please give me a towel
    mr. tangerine speedo
    you're all over town
    tangerine la la la la la la la la
    nowhere to go
    nothing to do
    I'll be as gentle on you as tearless baby shampoo
    back to my bungalo
    in flesh-toned kimonos
    come a little feel the Sting of my Bono
    no no no no
    the talk of the town
    mr tangerine speedo
    how you get around
    in your tangering la la la la la la la la
    little latin lovlies
    little lovlies drinking gin and mellow yellows
    in my bungalo
    loving me
    tangerine la la la la la la la la
    all the french girls go "zout a lor no no"
    no, no zout a lor no no
    coming at the target
    you're as straight as magellian
    if you got a secret weapon
    well you sure as hell ain't telling
    cause your mouths made an offer
    that the body cannot veto
    no woman can resist a man that looks good in a speedo
    give me a towel
    mr. tangerine speedo
    you're all over town
    tangerine la la la la la la la la
    talk of the town
    mr. tangerine speedo
    how you get around
    in your tangertine la la la la la la la la
    little latin lovlies
    little lovlies
    drinking gin and mellow-yellow in my bungalo
    zout a lor no zout a lor no no
    zout a lor no no no no




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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    So, so you like fruit cocktails
    But can you tell
    It's not quite the same
    It doesn't have the same feel
    As a cold rich ale
    That's worth more than a pail
    Of that fruit cocktail

    Did they give you champagne
    To make your toast
    Long Island Ice Tea
    Sangrea and Seabreeze
    These drinks make me ache
    I want to exchange
    These beverages just for more
    Of that beer, just a taste

    (weird but amazing solo)

    How I wish, how I wish you were beer
    I've got two pretzels sitting in a glass bowl
    Tear after tear
    Been running over this whole ground
    What have I found, there's no more here
    Wish you were beer


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    or.. is it this one by Seether??

    I wish you were a beer
    Then I could drink you up
    I wish you were not here
    With my come in your mouth
    I wish you weren’t so queer
    Your chains still lock me up
    Since when you were our lord
    We’re all so very bored
    I wish you were a beer
    The thirsty wonna drink you
    Wish I wasn’t here
    You’re scored because
    I think you wish I wasn’t here
    Cause I’m your missing link
    I wish you were a beer
    Then I could drink you up
    You wish I wasn’t here
    Cause I can beat you up
    I wish you weren’t a queer
    With my come in your mouth


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    at my old club when it was really slow we would do some crazy stuff to try and get the crowd back into it. We would disco, me and 2 of my friends would get up there. I've danced to the Macarena for a stage set. We've played tag with the girls and the custys. Did the Train with the custys too all around the club. We would dress up all weird(not match), one girl would put on farmer clothes and fake teeth and get up and dance all crazy. It was awesome. Another girl would put her thong on her head(clean of course) and run around the club. If it was really slow we would "streak", a few of us would yell out "WE'RE GOIN STREAKING!!!" and then we would take off all our clothes and run on stage and continue running around the club til we were tired or bored. it was an all nude club so it shouldn't have been a big deal but the custys all got a big kick out of it

    yep...we were weird
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    people do weird amusing things when they are bored

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    I want to learn to juggle, just so I can do so on stage. I wanna juggle customers' wallets.
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    New Years Eve many (maaaany) years ago, on the road:
    All the employees, myself, and a couple of hardcore regs, in a big ol' "dance line", ~Walk Like an Egyptian~ all across the bar, up and over the tables and chairs, all 'round the club, stopping to do shots here and there.

    More recent - Empty club during day shift, got the DJ to play "The Safety Dance", had to show some of the younger girls how, but pretty soon there were about ten of us dancing around like in the video. Much fun!

    A dayshift favorite of mine was at a blue collar club in Mpls, "The Lapdance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" - always got lots of tips from the lunch crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    OOH! How about that one by Bloodhound Gang that goes "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying..."

    I always get a kick out of that one!!
    Ooops, didn't see that b4 posting, so here's your credit!!!

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    When one of my co-workers and I get bored at work we play the most ridiculous songs to entertain ourselves. We usually end up doing an all 80s night, playing any cheeseball song from the 80s. Or Adam Sandler "medium pace" and tenacious D "fuck her gently" the younger guys love those. The funniest was when she played Ave Maria (a classical song she had sung in high school) and followed it with a Snoop Dogg song. I was on the floor laughing.

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    My favorite thing to dance to when bored is new kids on the block. Ah, memories of being six years old while naked onstage.

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    Ok I ACTUALLY DO THIS OFTEN! Only because I am truly a dork.


    Dance to What Is Love By Haddaway

    From Night At The Roxbury

    (And you HAVE to do the head thing)

    It makes me laugh and that's all that matters
    When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail!

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    Ok so my most amusing moment had nothing to do with the song but one night it was ridiculously slow, no one had made any money and everyones mood was wicked foul...since every friday we have a buffet there are a ton of helium balloons around the club...before my set i grabbed two of them and tied them to my nipple rings and went on stage and just danced sexy...pretending they weren't there flaoting above my head...nobody really thought it was funny except the other dancers and co-workers but i was laughing my ass of through the whole set...to make it even better the dj jokingly offered a free balloon to the first tipper...so i got two tippers...for each boob hahahahahahaha
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    I always think about how funny it would be to dance to " Everybody loves kung fu fighting...dah dah da da da" lol. and dress up in an asian
    outfit

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    We used to have a girl who on occassion would dance to Go Go Godzilla
    !

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    when im bored i

    do "stage angels"

    jumping jacks or just jump up and down like a maniac

    go on stage all thugged out on really slow nights (big chain, tin foil on the teeth, bandana etc)

    sing really loudly

    climb to the top of the pole and just sit there singing

    we do the hokey pokey

    dance to christmas songs even not around the holidays

    stripper cherades (i cant spell ha ha) where we pretend to be another girl and guess who it is
    So sexy almost evil






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    if this is what you girls get to do for fun at work i HAVE to get in on this!!!!! im gonna be so sad if i dont get hired at keepers...

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    This is a great thread...My best friend and I usually go on stage together...our club is a bit unorthodox....we have 5 "sets"...all different types of music, and each set has about 5-12 girls, depending on the night of the week...so were never alone on stage...

    when were bored, we usually play leap frog, or do the robot....something totally silly...

    sometimes we play tag, which is quite amusing in 7-8 inch heels...

    or we'll play flock of seagulls and use our dollars as a microphone and lip sync...kinda like a stripper karaoke!

    sometimes we even get the custies into it....good responses though and we usually have a dance or 2 waiting for us when were finished

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emiliana
    Ok so my most amusing moment had nothing to do with the song but one night it was ridiculously slow, no one had made any money and everyones mood was wicked foul...since every friday we have a buffet there are a ton of helium balloons around the club...before my set i grabbed two of them and tied them to my nipple rings and went on stage and just danced sexy...pretending they weren't there flaoting above my head...nobody really thought it was funny except the other dancers and co-workers but i was laughing my ass of through the whole set...to make it even better the dj jokingly offered a free balloon to the first tipper...so i got two tippers...for each boob hahahahahahaha
    haha i done the exact same thing a few new years ago at work

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    at my old club we would have "monday night dressups" where we would rummage thru this nasty old box of ugly as early 90s costumes and pick out the ugliest outfit for another dancer to wear...lol. it was so quiet on a monday wed get away with it- the dj would then play that donald duck masterbating song haha good times

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    The ding dong song by Gunther is a frat party staple here at Emerson. I'd loooove to see someone do that at my club.

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    i used to work in a "dive" so every night i was the last entertainer i would dance to blister in the sun, and i want to be adored every single night. this went on for about two months before i finally quit (that mexican situation...say it in english!!)

    i also do the "carlton dance" when people are not tipping.

    i danced to the time warp every sunday at the clubhouse in dallas...

    i also have a bright pair of rainbow striped socks affectionately called 'monday'socks.

    i play hang man for dances

    one night the dj played cotton eye joe, me, another dancer, and the owner (mom) did the line dance thing across the club and got several custies involved in the circle

    i also have a pez dispenser made from hello kitty that looks like a vibrator...i use that to get attention.

    on the last slow night i played "i shot the sherrif" and climbled up the pole with a toy shot gun and sniped people from the top.

    thats all i've got for funny..or strange lol.

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    Hot damn I think I have a winner.

    I dunno how many shots I'm gonna have to be fed for this... but I NEED to do this act. NEEEEEEED TOOOOO.


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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