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    Last night was like the freaking twilight zone at work. Of course it was Cinco de Mayo so I was celebrating with patron like the rest of the girls. There was hardly any custys and 20 girls and for some reason management kept sending girls home and fining them for no reason. Then Mr. Wonderful comes in and starts to talk to me. I think "great, maybe I'll get one dance tonight from this fellow". Oh Mr. Wonderful thinks it's a great idea to take out a $100 bill rip it in half and put his phone # on my half and says "when you call me you can have the other half". I was fuming. How degrading was that? So I rip up the $100 in his face and say "hey, we both lose." Made me feel good, but I was ruined for the rest of the night. Damn tequila didn't help either. The guy ended up giving the bouncer the other half and, yes I picked the pieces off the ground after he left and we pieced it together with tape. I got the $100 but I didn't want it anymore. I guess I'm weird.

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    I don't think you're weird for not wanting the $100. I probably wouldn't want it either. (At least not under the circumstances) I had something similar to that happen to me and I know how I felt. It was like if I accepted the money, even if he wasn't there to see it, that I was condoning his behavior.


    Sorry that happened to you sweetie. That really sucks.

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    thanks, I just hope that guy is having a bad day today and thinks to himself "maybe it's karma for how I treated that girl last night."

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    well, at least he lost a hundred bucks...think of it as the asshole tax!! (Even still, I can only picture this as being a total ego thing. That guy prolly has a small peener anyway)
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    What is with the money ripping??!!! What a F#$k tard!! Thats rude...so rude.

    I would have felt the same about the 100. I would not have wanted it either. But, a 100 is a still a 100 and like you would have gotten the pieces too....at least you got something for your bad encounter? BLEH on him.
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    What a loser.

    He propbably thought it was a cool little trick until you dissed him. Good for you!!



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    He told the bouncer he was trying to be funny. The bouncer laughed at him.

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    what a dick

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    Yeah,I can see a really fair and balanced and fulfilling relationship blossoming from that gesture.

    What a meathead.
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    So, to the bill ripping bone head not only are you dumb enough to fall for a cheesey line but your suppose to be cheap too? For a measly c-note. Thats Looovely!

    Asshole tax indeed.
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    Hey, I know you said you didn't want it and all, but since you DO have it, take it to the bank and have them test that its real (Its quick, it's just a pen they make a quick mark with, if it stays yellow, it's real, if it turns black, it's fake) He coulda done that because he didn't care since it was fake. You never know. sorry bout that, guys are assholes!

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    ^fuck that. just spend it!

    love how you ripped it up in his face. too classic! I'm glad you got the money too.


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    I took the 100 to Walmart and they took it so it was real. Hey, thanks for the cat food dickhead.

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    You should call him from an untraceable number and tell him what you bought with his c-note

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    haha wonder if my custy had a business trip to the states this week?!hehe


    sucks that he did that to you.why do guys have this power trip thing at the mo? stop ripping up cash you assholes!!!

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