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    OK...Not trying to be mean at all here.

    Last week I had a customer get three dances from me. Aside from being a "licker" all was fine. For HIM...


    You see, he had a very large tummy. It occupied 90% of his lap and if I was straddling him I couldn't reach his face with my boobies becasue it stuck out so far. It was hard for me to do any moves that felt sexy. Unless the guy was turned on by me rubbing all over his belly, I can't se how it would have been very good. After the first song I was out of material.

    Any advice from dancers would be great and also from some of the customers too...
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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    He's got a scantilly clad hotty dancing erotically for him. Trust me, he's happy.

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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    imo, as long as they didn't stink, the big boys were great because I never felt weiner.


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    Problem is, they often do stink I had to stop dancing for one once simply because I was gagging from the B.O.

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    ^what is the deal with that anyhow? severely obese people and horrid b.o.? It's not normal bo either...


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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    Ugh, you guys thats so gross and I can relate. Seriously it's work to give a lap dance to a larger than average guy - and usually those guys like the tiny woman. It's almost funny to see some little 'bitty 'gal squirming all over some large man. Even for tall 'gals like me, it is something of an effort!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    ^what is the deal with that anyhow? severely obese people and horrid b.o.? It's not normal bo either...

    Maybe they can't reach everywhere for a good wash while in the shower? Maybe showering as often as we should is very difficult for obese people, so they do it less frequently? Maybe ordinary physical activites (like walking from the car, up a few steps and into the bar) is a major exertion for them and they start sweating like they just ran a 10K?

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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    You could always sort of rub up on the sides of him.

    And yeah, sometimes really fat people stink like old cheese. Not all, but some. Maybe it's hard to clean everywhere?

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    They sweat more from minor physical exertion, and have more folds and flaps that trap the cheese and stink on ice. A lot of people just don't know how to bathe - they think standing under running water for a minute equals bathing. They've never heard of soap and a washcloth.

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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    lol. i just bounce on their belly with my tush. it is fun... hehe

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    Default Re: BIIIIG Belly Lap-Dance

    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    imo, as long as they didn't stink, the big boys were great because I never felt weiner.
    ^^^That sounds good to me, no weiner...LOL i'm pretty sure he is all turned on by you...look at yeah, your a hottie, so you got nothing to worry...

    Just hold your breath....j/k

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