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    There is a full nude BYOB club that I don't patronize much anymore. Its new plant, big parking lot, clean, beautiful girls, with no bar, overbearing doormen, and overbearing parking valets.

    I tolerated the overbearing doormen, and cut a deal with the valets that I kept my keys and parked my car but they got paid anyway. The 18 year old crowd on weekends was a pain so i never went there Friday or Saturday which amerliorated that problem but did not entirely eliminate it.

    No, what did it for me was the size specs on the BYOB flasks which are checked at the door. First of all I went in foudn out it was BYOB after veing seated...
    got my hand stamped, left and bought one six pack of beer at the local drug store a mile away. Drove back. Valet wanted another parking fee. Won that
    argument. Admission saw my stamp said OK. Bouncer saw the beer and threw me out (with the beer) and said only liquor in flasks but to come back.

    Got back in the car drove to the drug store and went to liquor dept.
    The econo flask of Southern comfort was a dollar more for twice the amount. Bought one and drove back to the club. Parking valet wanted a tip. Won that arguemt again. Admission left me in with stamp. Bouncer said hi lets see the BYOB. He said sorry its too big. Has to be undersix inches in height,
    five inches in width and under one inch in thickness.

    Demanded to see manager. Manager is basically an a__ H___ with a bad disposition, as most in s strip club are. He was serious

    Left. Went back to car. Went to drug store. Bought tape measure.Went to flask department by counter. Measured flask.. bought small flask.

    Drove back to club. Valet attendant said this is four times you gotta pay. Gave up and paid. Asked for his name. Said I would remember him.
    (Still have not had a drink up to this point.) Admission looked at me strangely and asked if I was dealing drugs and to not come in. Let me in with hand stamp after explnation. Bouncer looked at flask... said OK.

    Went in. Doorman wanted another tip. Thought of breaking flask over his head but it was too small. Gave up and sat at bar with flask.

    However not allowed to drink alcohol at bar, only at table. Commandeered empty table. Got a mixer... paid for same. Waitress asked for tip.

    Looked around. Drank entire flask at one sitting. Left. Never came back and went to standby neighborhood club that is pastie where people were friendly and no doorman.

    Anyway... this is why I don't like BYOB clubs with the exception of Anthonys in Nashville where it is clear what to bring in which is beer.

    After awhile it makes a great story to tell strippers... except it is a true story.

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    Default Re: Trouble with exact size specs on BYOB club bottles

    The all-nude clubs in Houston are not very good, but you can generally bring in big-ass igloo coolers full of beer and nobody seems to mind.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: Trouble with exact size specs on BYOB club bottles

    NiceGuy does the club begin with a B or an M? I'd like to visit the M club ( I worked there before they changed) this weekend since hubby is outta townand I wanna see some naked men.
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    Default Re: Trouble with exact size specs on BYOB club bottles

    The nude BYOB club that Im about to start at doesnt seem to care how much beer you bring in. Ive seen guys carrying the very large coolers in. Pretty funny stuff though.

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    Default Re: Trouble with exact size specs on BYOB club bottles

    This is one reason that I generally don't care much for BYOB clubs. I even rank them below clubs that are completely N/A.

    One piece of advice that I will pass along is that if you are know you are going to a BYOB establishment is call the club before you head out and ask them what their bottle policy is. I in fact suggest asking what you can bring in even if you plan to bring non-alcoholic beverages. One place down in Texas wouldn't allow me to bring in Gatorade because they sold it at the bar.

    Other potential annoying restrictions:

    - Can't/won't have you bring in hard liquor
    - Will only let you consume from single-serving containers
    - Are only BYOB up to a certain hour after which they must go completely N/A and you must toss your beverage
    - Some actually require you to check your beverages at the bar and the club charges you per glass to serve what you already paid for.

    The rules can be confounding if you don't know them in advance. One reason why BYOB's often don't do as well in places where alcohol clubs aren't regulated to death.
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    Default Re: Trouble with exact size specs on BYOB club bottles

    To Nina. It starts with a D and dancers are nude women.

    To Catfish. I totally agree with you. What I was astounded by is that bringing in beer I was told to leave, and bringing in too much hard stuff was also not OK because it was too big. To be somewhat fair that is what the deal was with
    the local authorities on BYOB... the size and shape of the flask.

    I really dislike the doorman escorts you to seat concept anywhere in any
    club format.

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    I think I would've just gone to a bar.
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    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    I can't believe that shit! You can roll a keg right on into the BYOB I worked at in Austin and all you'd have to do would be buy $5 worth of ice. If I danced at that place I would want to smack the jerks trying to extort the customers on their way in . . . if you're going to get robbed at the club it should at least be by a naked woman.

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    Word up, Susan!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Yeah. Could bring up an entire series of new discussion points on doormen and how they give customers bad tables in areas and with dancers they don't want to be with. Might be good for dancers but not necessarily for customers.

    I think bouncers are fine and needed. Bouncers doubling as doormen and doing a function that many customers don't want and wanting to be paid for it is another matter. But I stray from topic.

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    I wouldn't have returned even once, the first experience would have ruined my mood. The BYOB clubs that I'm familiar with don't allow glass, most guys just bring beer in cans. Once I got a big plastic bottle of tonic, poured a little out, added some gin, and that was fine. Or I take an oil can for Fosters, which is just the right amount for me. The BYOB club that I've been to most often takes your booze and serves it back to you, and when you leave they keep what you didn't drink (the girls drink it later.) Usually if I'm in a BYOB club I just drink water, I don't like to drink much in an SC anyway, drinking makes it too easy to lose control. If I want to drink I go to a bar, if I want to see naked ladies I go to a strip club - 2 separate activities for me. Actually the nude plase that I'm most familiar with doesn't allow booze at all, BYOB or otherwise, and they're very strict about it (so nearly everybody is doing drugs.) Anyway it makes for a nice atmosphere. Until about midnight, when the drunk punks arrive. That's when I leave.
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    I go to a BYOB club where you check it at the bar and pay $2 per serving. Whatever you don't drink stays in the club. So... the club has a stash of everything. I bring a girl into the club and she wants a chocolate martini. No problem, you become a friend of the manager instantly, so his stock is open to you.... I won't buy a drink for an underage dancer. No problem for her; the waitress brings her whatever she wants.

    They have no liquor license to lose, so why worry about serving underage dancers?

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    Our BYOB club doesn't care what you bring it. It can be beer or liquor and as little or as much as you want.We've had kegs in there before and only because of the college football and baseball teams had a party there. There's no charge for anything either.

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