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    Boy catches parents having sex

    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

    The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

    "You're wasting your time," said the boy.

    "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.

    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Ha ha ha ha



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    Default Re: Boy catches parents having sex

    my mom told me that one long time ago but it is still funny as hell i told everyone at work the joke they busted up laughing.

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    omg hahahah!

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    Two little boys spy on their mother giving dad a bj...younger brother says to older, "She's in big trouble, considering what I got when they caught me sucking my thumb."

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    he he



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    Default Re: Boy catches parents having sex

    Hahaahah

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    Default Re: Boy catches parents having sex

    I missed this one!


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    Default Re: Boy catches parents having sex

    ............another reason why to not have children! I can have sex whenever I want without having to 'worry' about children busting in LOL!

    None the less........... that joke is an oldie but a goodie


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    An ex of mine actually did catch her parents having sex. No, she didn't walk in on them. SHE SAW THEM THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE HOUSE! Sheesh! Use the blinds, people! XDDD /jack
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    I missed this too. Wow....

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    I looove it!

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