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    Default Why I Love "The Onion"

    This is from last week's edition -

    REPLACEMENT SOCIALITE CUNT SOUGHT FOR "SIMPLE LIFE" CAST



    NEW YORK—Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox's The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. "It shouldn't be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos," producer Jonathan Murray said. "Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration." Murray added that "it doesn't matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post."


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    Heh.. The Onion kicks ass. I love it!

    (Did Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Duh really have a falling out? I've heard rumors, but didn't know if it was true.)

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