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    Default whats your shpeal?

    Do you give one before Laps? Telling rules and such? If so, how do you say it so that it dosn't seem so strict and loose the sexy out of the moment? I am going to be working in a club that has a lot of foregin girls that will do extras, but then a lot of girls that don't do any, so I definitly want to say someting upfront, but still keep a happy go lucky atmosphere. I kind of thought about saying...
    You can feel free to *rest* your hands anywhere that would NOT normally be covered by a bikini...
    Something like that...I just can't get it out right, also I want to mention somewhere in there that these are the club rules or house rules or something...
    Anyone got a good one they can share?
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    Hi, I'm (insert name here) and I'll be your stewardess for the evening. The exits are located here and here (points opposite directions). Please keep your seatbelt fastened and your tray in a downward, locked position. There will be no meals served on this flight, and in the event of a water landing (lifts up top) these are not to be used as a flotation device. Enjoy your flight.
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    Default Re: whats your shpeal?

    As the bouncer is taking us to the lapdance room he tells the custy the rules,so I don't have to bother with that. I just let them know they're going to have one hell of a dance that they won't forget. I don't say much, but I convey it through the way I look at them and my body language as we're on our way. It's alomst like a "we're sneaking off to do something naughty" kind of vibe they say I put off.
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    Default Re: whats your shpeal?

    After they have agreed to buy a dance:

    We are going to have SO MUCH FUN! The house has only ONE rule, and that is, you can touch me anywhere on my body except here and here. Understand? That's great! Now we are going to have SO MUCH FUN! (Music starts)

    If they want to whine, I tell them I don't make the rules, but I will get fired if I don't follow them. So that means, there is no changing my mind. Somebody suggested that this was not the best thing to say because they really don't care if I get fired (which may be true) but it transfers the responsibility to somebody else and gives a compelling reason why I am NOT going to change my mind. Works for me, anyway.

    In your club, where there are a lot of extras going on, you might try "You are going to need both hands to hang on to your hat, because I am goig to give you the BEST dance you ever had!"

    Or try the line about the ferrari and the 4 X 4 that was posted here a few weeks ago. I can't remember who posted it (sorry!) but it was something like "That other girl is a 4 x 4. You can drive those things through mud. Ferrari's don't get dirty."


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    Quote Originally Posted by madison_leigh
    Hi, I'm (insert name here) and I'll be your stewardess for the evening. The exits are located here and here (points opposite directions). Please keep your seatbelt fastened and your tray in a downward, locked position. There will be no meals served on this flight, and in the event of a water landing (lifts up top) these are not to be used as a flotation device. Enjoy your flight.
    damn that's good i'll show that to the girls at my club

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