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    May is National Masturbation Month

    http://www.bettydodson.com/maymast.htm

    When do you suppose Hallmark is going to make a card for this one????

    So to get me through my hubby's six month deployment, I shall be using that cock mold we made religiously for the rest of the month of May!


    Carry on!


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    Hey Gynger,
    Can an MB only during the month of May? What about the other 11 months.

    January,.... loping the mule month
    February... Feeling the flesh
    March.... Waxing the dolphin
    April..... Slapping the salami
    May.... Masturbation Month
    June..... Jerking the Chicken
    July....

    If the mold is like Cinderalla's slipper, what happens if I try it on and it fits?

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    Jerking the chicken next month? What if I don't have a chicken? Yeah, I suppose you could just masturbate whenever, but it's NATIONAL Masturbation Month, meaning that it should be a holiday.. and that woman in that website, WTF? Dr of self love...

    Sitri, you crack me up! Always making me laugh..


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    Gynger,
    I can only speak for the guys side.
    July, National wrestle the snake month.

    what would the womens be?

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    Tickling the June bug..LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri
    what would the womens be?
    The definitive guide:
    http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html
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    Well, let me give you a hand! Or - maybe I'll just put my hand to use myself, as usual...

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    I thought every month was Masturbation Month

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    Every day is masturbation day for me



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    Hmmmm...my birthday is in May, so that must explain the uncontrollable urge I have to masterbate all the time...

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    Gynger, more about this mold, please? Did you and hubby buy a kit from somewhere? I've never heard of such a thing and I'm intrigued.

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    ChicagoEditor-Go to any reputable porn shop near you and ask if they have any "do it yourself dildo kits". I've made one, it's messy but fun. I believe Hustler makes one, but I may be wrong.
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    I've never noticed this before - "month" is "mouth" with "u" turned upside down.

    I'm not sure how relevant this is to masturbation month though.

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    Just a thought...

    Figured this might be a good thread to put it on...

    There are some guys in the DC area who are started a new clothing line. Kind of like the FCUK clothing but their stuff says: "I Would Fuck Me" on it... Cute tanks and tees.

    Anyway, it's good to wear at work, and out for a night on the town for shock appeal.

    Website: www.thefuckingline.com

    You can order off of it...
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    Oddley enough, June is National "Shave Your Palms" Month.

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    This is too funny.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Oddley enough, June is National "Shave Your Palms" Month.

    LOL...

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    From now I wil only refer to my masterbatory habits as: Jocelyn Eldering

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    Alright, I finally celebrated the holiday, lol. It's been three weeks since I'd done myself, quite a long time for me. But I've been taken care of....
    For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

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    Create a cock.com or just google it. It is fast, easy and fun and I have my man here while he's away, although.. he's much more fun to play with than I am by myself...... SIGH...... I have started another cockfree diet.... LOL.. I should do a ticker for that....

    Six months 1 week and five days until my cockfree diet is over....


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