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    Truce had in interesting post in the speeding ticket thread
    So I thought I'd start my own about how cops harass dancers "in unusual ways".

    Here's my story.

    About two years ago I was working about an hour so from where I live. It was a notoriously shady area. Alot of drug dealers and prostitution.
    I was leaving the bar at 4 a.m driving home and I see a cop pulling over a younger girl.
    Now on a side note I used to have a bad habit; when I'd see a cop was busy I would decide that meant I could go fast.
    I'm going along at about 90-100
    Not 10 miles down the road and I see the SAME cop fly up with lights on coming from way back to get me.

    So I pull over he gets me out of my car and into his SUV.
    So he's playing "good cop" joking around, asking me about work etc.
    Then he says, "I don't want to mess with any minor stuff so is there anything you'd like to tell me tonight? I'm almost at the end of my shift and I want to go home. If you're carrying something just let me know."

    I did have a joint in my car but, I wasn't going to tell on myself!!!

    Then He says "well then I guess you won't mind that I let my dog sniff your car?"
    I didn't even know there was a dog in there! I turn and look, and sure enough!

    So I say "well there might be a joint in my car"... "in my purse"
    so he goes, grabs my purse out of my car.

    He comes back and pulls it out.
    now i'm thinking "fuck, I"m on probation"

    he say's "well, what should we do about this??"
    my heart dropped,
    I say "well I don't want to go to jail!"
    he repeats himself.
    so then I look around and he's got pictures of his wife and kids everywhere.
    (FUCKING SLEAZEBALL)
    Another Cop came along and stopped; my cop leaned back so the other cop could look at me and that cop gave him the thumbs up!!!!

    he repeats himself

    So I offered him dinner, "I'll never see you again"
    I offered for him to write me any amount of tickets he wanted, I had lots of faulty equipment on my car. "NO"
    Then he says he could just write me a ticket for the pot but, if my probation officer had found out I would go to jail.

    Now all I'm thinking is I'll bite his penis off and he can explain how that happened (after shooting me most likely)
    The situation looked grim.

    So we played our back and forth game... for about and hour.
    Finally he says "Got any drugs hidden in your top?"
    NO officer I don't

    he asks to look and pinches my nipple then gives me a speeding ticket he had already written out.
    ASSHOLE!

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    I hate when I hear that shit. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I have a few friends in law enforcement, and I know they are not assholes. I hate when the bad apples spoil it for everyone else. Did you report what happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by former_LV_dancer
    I hate when I hear that shit. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I have a few friends in law enforcement, and I know they are not assholes. I hate when the bad apples spoil it for everyone else. Did you report what happened?
    Thank you for the sweet reply LV..
    Embarrisingly enough I never reported because I was so close to getting off probation that I didn't want to screw it up.

    But, I had heard through the grapevine that two officers from that area had been fired and incarcerated for sexual assualt.
    So hopefully that sort of behavior has decreased!!!

    I feel lucky it didn't come out any worse than it did.
    But, I can say it makes me leary about officers in small areas.
    And I wish I would have reported it.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    uuuuuuuuuuugh
    karma is a bitch

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    Yeah, they are not all like that thank god. but there are a few. My dad's cousin was rather large breasted and had a cop try and pull some shit like that with her and she drove straight to the police station afterwards (but she wasn't on probation or guilty of anything but speeding) and they asked her "Will you confront the officer who did this to you?" She said "absolutely" and the guy got in some serious trouble. It's a shame when people have to take advantage of a position of power like that.

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    Why did you tell him about the joint? You NEVER consent to a search. Always make them get a warrant. However, with the dog there he would probably be able to smell it outside of the car so in that case a warrant probably isn't necessary. Also, if you are on probation and it was for a felony, you might not be able to refuse a search.

    Another thing, did he put you in his car like he was going to arrest you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergent D
    Why did you tell him about the joint? You NEVER consent to a search. Always make them get a warrant. However, with the dog there he would probably be able to smell it outside of the car so in that case a warrant probably isn't necessary. Also, if you are on probation and it was for a felony, you might not be able to refuse a search.

    Another thing, did he put you in his car like he was going to arrest you?
    I didn't have to consent to anything. Which I wasn't going to.
    And I wouldn't have told him about the joint!!!!!

    But, Yes, the dog would have smelled it; it had been smoked a little already and my window was stuck down (like I said, lots of malfunctioning equipment on that car)

    He had my license, and as you may already know, when they take your license (even just for screening) you are technically under arrest until they send you on your way.

    He had me in a pinch.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    anyways I'd love to hear other peoples stories...
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

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    A funny cop story

    We had a county cop come in a few weeks ago at the end of the night as we're all waiting to be walked to our cars, he hadn't been in since before the remodel and wanted to see the place. Really nice young guy, maybe 25 at the oldest. As he's walking out the back door, one of the girls remembers she's packing her digital camera. The poor guy looked like a deer in headlights as all these girls come running at him, screaming "Stop!!! Wait!!!" We're probably lucky we didn't get shot. So we got him up against the wall, and made one of the bouncers take our picture with him. He wouldn't let us play with his gun or wrap around his legs for the pic, though, lol. We asked. He just waves now as he cruises through the parking lot at night, rather than tailgating me back into town like he used to.

    The State Patrol is really bad about that around Bozeman, though. Even if you're not doing anything wrong, they'll come out of nowhere and tailgate you for miles with no lights or sirens, so close you can't see the mars lights on top of their cars, so it looks like some freak is trying to run you off the road. Very scary at 2am on that old two lane highway that takes you back to town. Next time I'm gonna step on the brakes and let one of those fuckers rear end me at 65, "I saw a deer on the side of the road, I thought it was gonna jump in front of me, I swear" Get myself a new car courtesy of the MHP.
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    I have a friend who was arrested for DUI and had a bag of weed in her car. She shoved it you-know-where. She was in jail for two days, they never found the weed, but she couldn't get it out! Luckily she was dating a doctor but I don't think he was too happy to remove it.

    And I've heard that the police around here will stop you and have nothing to charge you with and then a K-9 patrol car will just HAPPEN to come up to say hi to his fellow officer who is writing you a ticket and sniff your car. Also, sometimes they can alert when there is really nothing there because even if there had been something there they can still smell it. Those dog's noses are very sensitive.

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    screaminpeachez- that is so awful.
    I used to get pulled over a lot (red coupe, natch) and was usually treated professionally- one officer let me go when he could have written a ticket just to be mean.
    The last speeding ticket I got was on the Fourth of July- and the poor cop who wrote it thought I was trying to outrun him (I hadn't seen him, got off of the freeway to get some gasoline...and beer, for a get-together with friends). He boxed me into the gas station, and then was visibly relieved when he saw I had pulled up to the pump and was looking at him, all confused!
    I went in to pick out my beer while he wrote up the ticket, and joked to the clerk "the cop's got my ID, wait a minute I'll be right back."

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    Unfortunately, the few do make all of them look bad. My hubby is actually a cop and I tend to be a little biased I guess. There are definitely the jerk cops out there...and hopefully they are dealt with in the correct manner, but I hate the rap they all get. I am by no means a "good, innocent girl" but here is my philosophy: If you are going to break the law then be prepared to deal with the consequences. I'm not talking at all about the whole sexual harrasment thing, that shouldn't be tolerated at all. But for example...they don't need a warrant to search your car. Is all they need is reasonable suspicion that there is something that shouldn't be there. It's kind of weird, but they really are trained to sense things that we wouldn't even think of. My hubby has been in numerous situations where his gut feeling saved him from some dangerous situations. I don't know...like I said, I'm no angel but I'm a little biased. Knowing how people portray police officers pisses me off when I'm the one sitting home hoping he comes home from work everyday. Sorry...had to get that out I hope nothing like that ever happens to anyone (harrasment) but please don't judge them all the same way.

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    My dad was a cop before I was born and he was a cool guy.
    However Cops scare me. I have been reading to much "bad cop no donut" under the subtitle "Sex trade worker" I guess.
    Sincerly,Shakira

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    Do you remember his name?
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    With all due respect, you shouldn't have had a joint in your car in the first place otherwise you wouldn't have been manipulated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23
    With all due respect, you shouldn't have had a joint in your car in the first place otherwise you wouldn't have been manipulated.

    America is filled with laws where as no matter what you are doing, you are breaking one. I bet I break the law ten times a day and don't even know it. It is the criminalization of the US.


    Anyhow, I agree with you - just saying a joint shouldn't be illegal (and I don't even smoke!)

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    I would never let a cop search my car without my lawyer present.

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    Who me ?
    Dad.
    Sincerly,Shakira

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    Can't they search your car whenever they want?
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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