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    What do you think about during boring sex? Most of us have had boring sex at one time or another or it just winds down. I think about what I have to do 2morrow.

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    At your age,you should not be having boring sex.Imagine how sex will be when you're 40,LOL!!!

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    i knew someone that said she looked at her watch when she was bored during sex, lol


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    Grocery List...belieive it or not. ...eggs...*little to the left....milk...*oooh, that's good...toothpaste...*You like my ass huh?....

    Pffft...we've all done something like that.
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    lmao

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    ***Dammit, When are you going to finish??***
    ***Where is that remote anyway?***
    ***What will I make the baby for lunch tomorrow?***
    ***What will the weather be like?***
    ***Can we speed this up a bit? I'm starting to cramp up!***

    (Yep, these are all things that I think about, and more)

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    *I have to pee*
    *moan*
    *Damn, I REALLY need to pee*
    *crap, my contacts are dry. I need eye drops*
    *heavy breathing*
    *oops, forgot to start the dish washer*

    But the one that ALWAYS come through my mind, boring or not:

    *Shit! Must get up and take the pill!*



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    mostly i think about how i need a cigarette and once i just wanted it to be over so i actually lit up. i got a dirty look and was like, "what?"

    it wasn't my fault they sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prairie
    mostly i think about how i need a cigarette and once i just wanted it to be over so i actually lit up. i got a dirty look and was like, "what?"

    it wasn't my fault they sucked.
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    Every time is a good time. I'm fucking.

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    There's an obvious, glaring explanation for this epidemic of boring sex...

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    Wow.....Maybe I don't speak for all men, but if I'm boring you...tell me to get the fuck off of you. Seriously. Or at least give me pointers on what to do to make you NOT think about the grocery list. Jesus. (I, of course, like CO, have never had this problem.)
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    I don't understand how sex can be boring - even when it's bad it's good. Maybe if you didn't think about the laundry it wouldn't be boring.

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    I don't have boring sex. I did once (not with Scorpio) and just pushed the dude off me. He was pissed, but not as pissed as I was...I just wasted 10 minutes on something that won't get me off...thanks...but I'd much rather sit outside and watch a slug move 3 feet.

    Men don't have boring sex...they always get off. Now, women...ugh...if you're having boring sex (at any age) then it's time to find something to start spicing the sex life up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Men don't have boring sex...they always get off.
    That is sooooo not true. Getting off isn't what makes sex fun. A dude can use his imagination and his right hand to "get off."

    If a chick is just gonna lay there like a dead fish, she can forget it. And a lot of them are like that, just lay there moaning, and not doing anything. If i get up with teeth-marks all over my neck and shoulder and look like a bobcat had a go at my back, THEN i know i had some good sex (In that particular position).

    Better no sex at all that shitty sex.

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    Nope never had boring sex. I make sure sex has variety!

    Wow boring sex? Really? I can't imagine it. Even if we don't cum it was still good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela
    Even if we don't cum it was still good.

    Pamela

    OMG YES!!!!!
    Thank you Pamela!

    Puh-lease don't think that I need 6,942 orgasms EVERYTIME we fornicate! I do not need to cum to have awesome sex. In fact when you try to hard to get me off, you just end up making delicate parts raw and painful.

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    I like eatin' pussy until she's just DYING to get railed. Never boring that way.

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    I am jealous of the ladies who don't have boring sex. I just do it sometimes so I know I won't be bothered for a couple of days. I've been in a 10 year relationship and for me sex can't always be mind blowing. Plus, I have a 2 year old who doesn't like to be in his room for long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by showgirlschloe
    Plus, I have a 2 year old who doesn't like to be in his room for long.
    SAME exact thing here, Chloe. Well, almost. She will be 2 at the end of the month. I think she's only spent one full night in her bed her whole life. She prefers (or pretty much demands) that she sleep in the bed with us. So, that puts a bit of a damper on things.

    So, most of the time, it's quickies for us. It's all she allows us.. Hahahaha

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    Rhia, my sister in toddlerhood. I'm glad someone understands.

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    Sex has gotten boring because I havn't found any guy or girl freaky enough to meet my needs. Freaky n hot....that's all I ask for!

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    I'm here for you Katrine!


    Anyway, back on topic, I 've had boring sex before. It happens. Usually because the one person was not very open-minded and only liked certain things, not much versatility. I really like it different ways, not just oral-missionary-cum. And sometimes it just hurt and I wanted to stop. It only happened sometimes though, other times I had no complaints.

    Still though, how boring can sex really be? It's still sex so it can't be that bad....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    SAME exact thing here, Chloe. Well, almost. She will be 2 at the end of the month. I think she's only spent one full night in her bed her whole life. She prefers (or pretty much demands) that she sleep in the bed with us. So, that puts a bit of a damper on things.

    So, most of the time, it's quickies for us. It's all she allows us.. Hahahaha
    I totally understand.

    We take Makayla to this "stay and play" play group...where you drop them off for an hour and come back and pick them up. Heh...Tuesdays are our play day...I run, run, run to drop her off and run back home, "Okay, Scorpio!! We got 45 minutes!! Woo-hoo!" LOL

    Any other time, she's in our bed...if she's not in our bed, she'll come investigating any noise she hears. *sigh* Well, they're only young once!!

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