After years of leaving my glasses in my locker when I went in to work, this past year or so I've had to go ahead and sport them all the time, even on stage. I suppose I can blame that on age and too many hours in front of the computer. I can't see to walk across the club or find customers who requested dances from stage anymore, so I wear the damn glasses.
And I get soooooo tired of dipshits asking me if they're REAL or if I just wear them for show. Then when I say that yes they're real, I'm nearsighted, most reply "noooo, they're not".Some even have the nerve to just remove them from my face WHILE I'm doing a lapdance to "see". AARRGG!! Boys, if you're not gonna believe what the stripper says anyway, don't fekkin ASK!
Sooo, enough ranting. The point: 1. When you ask a stripper a question, just accept her answer, whether you believe it or not - you'll never really know anyway and we get SICK TO DEATH of being accused of lying. 2. DON'T remove ANYthing she's wearing - especially her friggin glasses!!! The sudden loss of proper vision might cause her to move too close and accidentally headbutt you in the nose.



Some even have the nerve to just remove them from my face WHILE I'm doing a lapdance to "see". AARRGG!! Boys, if you're not gonna believe what the stripper says anyway, don't fekkin ASK!
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So I just say yes

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