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    After years of leaving my glasses in my locker when I went in to work, this past year or so I've had to go ahead and sport them all the time, even on stage. I suppose I can blame that on age and too many hours in front of the computer. I can't see to walk across the club or find customers who requested dances from stage anymore, so I wear the damn glasses.

    And I get soooooo tired of dipshits asking me if they're REAL or if I just wear them for show. Then when I say that yes they're real, I'm nearsighted, most reply "noooo, they're not". Some even have the nerve to just remove them from my face WHILE I'm doing a lapdance to "see". AARRGG!! Boys, if you're not gonna believe what the stripper says anyway, don't fekkin ASK!

    Sooo, enough ranting. The point: 1. When you ask a stripper a question, just accept her answer, whether you believe it or not - you'll never really know anyway and we get SICK TO DEATH of being accused of lying. 2. DON'T remove ANYthing she's wearing - especially her friggin glasses!!! The sudden loss of proper vision might cause her to move too close and accidentally headbutt you in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    The sudden loss of proper vision might cause her to move too close and accidentally headbutt you in the nose.
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Wow... glasses was not where I was thinking this thread was heading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Boys, if you're not gonna believe what the stripper says anyway, don't fekkin ASK!
    Mmm, okay.

    A little anecdote from this weekend, while I was visiting a new club. I was tipping a gal on stage:

    Dancer #1: Thank you!
    Me: Are you free for dances when you're done?
    Dancer #1: Yeah, where are you sitting?
    Me: Over there (pointing out seat)

    Ten minutes pass, dancer #1 disapears without a trace. New hottie up on stage. I go tip her.


    Dancer #2: Thanks babe!
    Me: Are you free for dances when you're done?
    Dancer #2: Sure. Where are you sitting?
    Me: Over there (pointing out seat)

    Fifteen minutes pass, dancer #2 goes back to chatting with regular. Another hottie up on stage. I figure third time's a charm.

    Dancer #3: Wow! Thank you! (Apparently stage tipping is some sort of rare phenomenon at this club)
    Me: Would you be free for dances later?
    Dancer #3: Yeah, where's your table?
    Me: Over there (pointing out seat)

    Twenty minutes pass. The club has a "private dance only" song and no one approaches. Dancer #3 apparently gets sucked into same black hole that dancer #1 fell into. I leave, taking my remaining tiproll (over $200) to the casino down the road and blow about a quarter of it at the craps table.

    Sorry B, it was such a good rant, I had to add one of my own.
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    And I get soooooo tired of dipshits asking me if they're REAL or if I just wear them for show.
    As one of the dipshits that asked you if they were real, I apologize profusely.

    That said, you're just friggin' hot with those frames. I have to get my ass out to AZ one of these days soon...
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Twenty minutes pass. The club has a "private dance only" song and no one approaches. Dancer #3 apparently gets sucked into same black hole that dancer #1 fell into. I leave, taking my remaining tiproll (over $200) to the casino down the road and blow about a quarter of it at the craps table.
    oh, poor guy...
    we can be absent minded when it's busy.

    I would have totally baby-sat you...
    or we could have went gambling together
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    Wow, glasses was the last thing i thought this thread would be about.

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    Get a big pair of glasses made for your boobs, and let them take those off.

    Aren't all men supposed to make eye contact there anyway?

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    LOL to y'all who thought the topic was something else. I sometimes get confused with that too - guys just ask "are they real" sometimes and I'm never sure if they're talking about my boobs or my glasses. So I just say yes

    I feel your pain doc, I do. I often have to hear guys complain that no one would come over for a long time even though they were tipping and wanting dances. Fortunately for me, they usually let me soothe their frustrations with some hot laps

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    So, B, are they...you know...real?
    I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.

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    Some guy was asking me that about a newbie girl the other day who was on stage with glasses -
    "I never see girls wear glasses, do you think she needs them or they're for show?"
    me: "She wears them off-stage, I'm going to take a guess at real, but you might try asking her."
    I can't believe the people who grab at things, such as hair or jewelry [though I'll admit, this is the first I've heard of glasses], without asking - is this the way you act around people regularly?! "Are those contacts? *pokes eye*"

    doc, awhile ago I used to not say "I have another customer waiting" but just "sure! I'll be right there!" though now I do make an effort to tell them if I have another customer or two waiting. Those darn dressing room black holes, though.

    Of course, with boobies I just say "they certainly aren't imaginary!" and everyone heartily agrees.
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    Oh, god, I'm severely nearsighted, so I usually have my contacts in, but once in a blue moon I will wear my glasses and I hear the same damn thing--I don't say anything, just take them off and put them on him and let him get a little headache from the intense eye-warping power of my powerful prescription.

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    I take it contacts are not an option. i can't cuz my eyes are really bad.

    i wish i could cuz their is one dancer that loves to take them off. she doesn't understand that i can't see her unless her face is 3 inches away from mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    After years of leaving my glasses in my locker when I went in to work, this past year or so I've had to go ahead and sport them all the time, even on stage. I suppose I can blame that on age and too many hours in front of the computer. I can't see to walk across the club or find customers who requested dances from stage anymore, so I wear the damn glasses.

    And I get soooooo tired of dipshits asking me if they're REAL or if I just wear them for show. Then when I say that yes they're real, I'm nearsighted, most reply "noooo, they're not". Some even have the nerve to just remove them from my face WHILE I'm doing a lapdance to "see". AARRGG!! Boys, if you're not gonna believe what the stripper says anyway, don't fekkin ASK!

    Sooo, enough ranting. The point: 1. When you ask a stripper a question, just accept her answer, whether you believe it or not - you'll never really know anyway and we get SICK TO DEATH of being accused of lying. 2. DON'T remove ANYthing she's wearing - especially her friggin glasses!!! The sudden loss of proper vision might cause her to move too close and accidentally headbutt you in the nose.
    As long as your Left Elbow is real, everything can be fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    As long as your Left Elbow is real, everything can be fake
    Well, just hold on just a second there. I'll have you know that a well done fake left elbow can be damn sexy.

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    I can asure you PJ, I will NEVER get my elbows done!

    The glasses thing for me is just a pet peeve, and most days I can deal, but sometimes it really gets to me. I've never considered contacts because I can't stand the thought of sticking something in my eyes, AND I have to use special makeup as it is and my damn eyes still water all freakin night. I can't imagine contacts in a smoky club would work for me.




    But while I'm on my lil rant topic, I might as well rant on about some stupid new chick who came within about 5 seconds of getting punched in the nose by me tonight. Damn psychotic burnout carries around this stupid cat o nine tails and got all excited Wed night when she made some stupid comment to me about it and I replied I had a couple at home. So she hit me on the ass with it and turned around waiting for me to smack her, and I just laughed at her and walked away. Then last night she comes in at midnight (third night in a row as a new girl coming in at midnight in a club that closes at 2:30 and acting like a maniac), and as I was freshening up in the dressing room, this bitch proceeds to start wailing me repeatedly with the stupid tails, and smacking my ass with her hand. I laughed it off the first time, gave her the evil eye second, third and fourth times, and finally fifth time screamed at her if she did it one more time I was gonna knock her ass out. I don't fight, and I try to avoid confrontation at work, but ggggeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz!!! You just don't keep smacking somebody like that, ESPECIALLY when it's someone you don't even know, AND you're new at the club. The other girls nearby all said they'd have knocked her on her ass already, and were surprised I took it that long. LOL, but at the same time they were a little shocked to see me that riled up because that is NOT my usual disposition.

    And don't even get me started on the asswipes we had for customers tonight, it felt like the local nuthouse had a field trip to the strip club or something. And just to top off a perfectly horrendous evening, some little twat with a hair trigger came on my right asscheek in the beginning of dance #2, and only had $20 in his pocket to pay me ($10 dances here). AARRGG!!! At that point I was just glad it was the end of the night because I actually might have let loose and tore into someone if I'd had to deal with anymore crap

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    Jeez, that sucks. What is with some people that they think they can do bullshit like that. You should have grabbed her whip and said "My Turn".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Wow, glasses was the last thing i thought this thread would be about.


    me too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Wow... glasses was not where I was thinking this thread was heading.
    I think it was the "yes they're real" part that should have told you it wasn't going where you thought.
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    I've never considered contacts because I can't stand the thought of sticking something in my eyes
    This is also why I wear glasses--I can't even watch other people put their contacts in. It's almost as bad as my phobia of needles and blades.

    Fortunately my glasses just add to my devastating charm and irresistable good looks...

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    Like a lot of other people I thought it was about boobs,then as I kept reading I thought they were asking if your eyes are real.(I had that question asked before for some reason,maybe the black light makes blue eyes glow or something).Then when it was about glasses,I laughed.My eye sight is very bad and sometimes,very rare I would wear glasses,too,because of sensitive eyes.So....heard that one,too.For some reason sometimes they think everything we have or do is for show only.

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