Since there is so much debate and uproar over the issue, I figure this is the only way to truly settle things.
So which is it? Waffles or strippers?
I am, of course, clearly on the side of waffles.
Waffles
Strippers





Since there is so much debate and uproar over the issue, I figure this is the only way to truly settle things.
So which is it? Waffles or strippers?
I am, of course, clearly on the side of waffles.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me



If you had asked me 3 years ago, I might have said strippers. Now, I am more partial to waffles...
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....




I voted Waffles...
you're more likely to lick whipped cream off of them.
"may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
"GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee
http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez
waffles! after you eat them you take them home





Clearly waffles. Some reasons why:
1. Strippers don't come in a blueberry flavor.
2. After pouring syrup on waffles, they don't need a shower.
3. In a lot of locales, you can't get a lap dance fix at five in the morning, but IHOP or Waffle House is always open.
4. If you have kids, you have to wait until they're majority age to buy them their first lap dance. You can corrupt their impressionable minds with waffles when they're young.
5. Unlike dancer perfume, the wife doesn't complain about the faint smell of maple syrup when you've had waffles. Unless of course, you had waffles without her, or with a stripper.
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6. Waffles led to the invention of the waffle cone. What do strippers possibly have to compare with that?
7. Try putting two strippers in your toaster. Enough said.
8. When some other guy tries to move in on your stripper saying "Lego My Eggo" sounds really stupid, unless of course you have a stripper named Eggo.
Former SCJ now in rehab.





You can have both. You just can't have two #1s.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me




Now if this were a waffles v. Kitty Kat poll I would have a much more difficult time making a decision on it. As it stands, the waffles win by a long Sh0t.





Doc, to continue your list:
9. Waffles never smell fishy when you eat them.![]()
You can't enjoy a picture of a waffle.
Waffles don't produce memories of good times.
You can't really dress up a waffle
Waffles need extra liquid stuff to enjoy them. Strippers provide their own
OTOH, waffles don't mind you licking them.
Waffles are much cheaper than strippers.
On the whole, I'll take strippers.
--





Pussy-sider
You can dress up waffles with fruit and shit.
Strippers don't mind if you lick them either, at proper times. Some get mad if you don't
Strippers produce memories of good times?
You can't love something you think is flawless - me




Waffles can be shared by the whole family...
Waffles have more slots to fill,
you don't mind when a Waffle is round.
you can get Waffles hot mearly by sticking them in the toaster
waffles can come by the dozen and you can have them all in a stack at the same time.
"may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
"GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee
http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez





great points peachez, you are almost as cool as a waffle yourself hun.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me
this is fucking hilarious. so glad to be back.![]()
Being that I don't eat breakfast, and that I don't eat refined wheat or sugar products, my choice was obvious and easy.
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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
I had to go with strippers on this one. You can't hug a waffle, and on the off chance I get lucky, I wouldn't know what to make a waffle for breakfast in the morning.




Well, if you would make a stripper a waffle in the morning, wouldn't the reverse be true?Originally Posted by xdamage
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"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
ROFL! I went with strippers.
1) You can't wrap a waffle around you and get warm. Maybe if you toast a lot of them.
2) Spinning a waffle isnt much fun.
3) Hair on strippers is a good thing. Hair on waffles isn't.
4) There's less packaging on a stripper.
5) Eating strawberries off a stripper can sometimes be more fun.
OTOH, waffles don't get drunk and fall off tables.
>>>Sad<<<
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Originally Posted by sadbuttrue
how do you feel about hair on your pie?




I went with waffles. But that's just because I'm hungry.





This afthernoon I went to the IHOP down the street and ordered a Strawberry waffle. I put the plate on my lap for what must have been hours and got absolutely no satisfaction. The waflle just laid there waiting for me to eat it. Eventualy, the manager asked me to leave as he was concerned that I might start a trend of some sort. I drove 20 miles to my favorite local strip club, bought a lap dance from a cute Brazilian stripper. She can't even pronounce the word waffles but she sat on my lap and whispered in my ear about things she does with whipped cream. It was a no brainer or me....
I like Pancakes.That's almost a Waffle.Right?



Well if it was blue berry waffles vs. a stripper then it would be no contest.
Plus its much more enjoyable to lick the syrup off a stripper.
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Strippers, def. Not a waffle girl, but I do like crepes w/lingonberries.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Someone once said here on in a siggy that "Waffles are just pancakes with dimples in them" or something like that.
I voted Waffles.....but I really wish I can eat waffles off of a stripper or a super hot woman. Volunteers? jk hahaha....only one can dream.![]()
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you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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