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    this is just too funny. you know how rumors in some clubs start about you, like how you give bad dances, do extras, etc? well, at my club, i am apparently known as a 'devil worshipper'. hmmm....too weird. just had to share....
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    Quote Originally Posted by toxicgirl
    this is just too funny. you know how rumors in some clubs start about you, like how you give bad dances, do extras, etc? well, at my club, i am apparently known as a 'devil worshipper'. hmmm....too weird. just had to share....
    LOL, i know people who would think that was cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toxicgirl
    this is just too funny. you know how rumors in some clubs start about you, like how you give bad dances, do extras, etc? well, at my club, i am apparently known as a 'devil worshipper'. hmmm....too weird. just had to share....
    Having trouble with another dancer in the club - just spread the rumour that you can cast a spell to take away her private dance getting "mojo".

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    You don't happen to work at my club??? Because just tonight the biggest conniving bitches were saying the same thing about a new girl. Is that the best they can come up with? Fucking imbeciles. It's so ludicrous the things jealous bitches will say that I hope the devil swiftly knocks some bad luck into these bad-mouthing pieces of shit, you know, the biggest, dirtiest whores of the club who go around talking about how dirty everyone else is.

    Perpetrating little cunts.

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    Yeah, and they're all church going bible thumping born again Christians?? Really, can't they come up with something better?

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    well, hell, i AM in the bible belt...but it really amuses me...
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    ahhh do you kill cats too ? LOL
    silly rumor !

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    I got pegged as a Satanist once, when I first started working at the club I'm at now.






    Those sillies! Didnt anyone tell them that Satan worships ME?
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    Use it to your benefit... no other dancer will steal your regulars or those customers tipping at the stage while you dance... and none of your clothing or things will ever be stolen since they are all cursed... LOL I hate how many dancers revert back to middle school rumor games.

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    Being accused of devil worship connotes extreme evil, subversion and foul play on the part of the person being accused and in my opinion is the ultimate desperate attempt to find ANYTHING to use against that person. It's beyond pathetic.

    If I was accused, I agree witht above poster that you should use it for your benefit. Let them believe you have the power to curse them and the fucking idiots will soon enough start to believe it themselves!

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    People talked an insane amount of shit (and came up with some pretty insane things) about me when I worked in Georgia. It was a smallish town environment (Augusta which isn't tiny, but it's really big) plus a small club. So everyone knew everyone's business x's 2. I guess because I didn't give them any business to know they made up their own.

    But hey, at least what's being said is ridiculous enough to be a source of amusement.

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    You should start mumbling things in Latin in a quiet voice when they're around. You know, maybe roll your eyes back in your head a little bit from time to time. Run around the dressing room collecting their stray hairs and putting them in little bags with their names on them!
    Eh....people are stupid. I've tried, with little to no success, on several occasions to explain to such folks that if I don't worship their god, it stands to reason I can't worship their devil either. All this usually gets is a blank stare. Durrrrrrrrrrr.
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    I promise the power of you staring anyone down now will have new, fearsome meaning...LOL
    I was accused of this occasionally. Of course it wasn't true. I'm too lazy to worship anything.
    Yeah, let them scare themselves...it's a better accusation than "she does extras" or "she steals dances"...LOL

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    "She does extras......FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR SATAN!"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    ...it's a better accusation than "she does extras" or "she steals dances"...LOL
    Very true. That is so funny you have to just laugh about the shit. When did they become all holy? You should start a rumor about yourself how you started out in a convent and then you lost your way and found yourself stripping and just have fun with the shit. Who knows, you may be inspired to write a humorous novel based on all bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    You should start mumbling things in Latin in a quiet voice when they're around. You know, maybe roll your eyes back in your head a little bit from time to time. Run around the dressing room collecting their stray hairs and putting them in little bags with their names on them!
    LOL!!

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    I think that's pretty cool aswell as being funny! I'm a little jealous i think - I would play on it if i were you! :-D

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