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    Inspired by a thread on the pink side, how many customers here employ the use of a fake customer name?

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    Great question! In the past I'd say either "Tonight my name is Amber," or another dancer fake name (they'd laugh), or I'd use a male fake name. Recently however I've started using my real first name because it's one less thing to remember. Shrug.

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    God that's so annoying when customers do that. Somehow, I always manage to catch them too. Boys, leave the lies and deception to us, we are far better at it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw
    Inspired by a thread on the pink side, how many customers here employ the use of a fake customer name?
    you mean that ridiculous thread where some PLs placed such a premium on knowing some flaky stripper's real name? anyway, i've never used a fake name in a sc. that's too complicated for me. so, why bother? it's like when a decides to tell me stripper her "real name". i still continue to use her "stage name" because it's too much effort to remember two names. so, if her stage name is Bambi Bigtits and her real name is monica. sorry, she's stuck with being called Bigtits by me. besides, there are more important questions to be answered like, "i wonder if she has a gag reflex?".
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    She, "Is that your real name"?
    Me, "Of course,
    She, " Is your dick real?"
    Me, "No, I put a sock in my pants not the real thing."
    She, "How come its wet?"
    Me, "My feet sweat?'
    She, "Is that a real $100.?"
    Me, No I printed it?"
    She, "Was I good?"
    Me, "You were the best?"

    Test, there is 1 honest answer here. Which one is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Somehow, I always manage to catch them too.
    Kat, it's not called "catching" someone in a lie if you first torture them with jumper cables conntected to a portable generator.

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    Customers can call themselves Princess Desrosiers for all I care. I'm probably just going to forget it anyway, but in the event that I remember I am perfectly happy calling them whatever they want to be called.
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    Except Daddy. I just think that's weird.
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    I read the pink side thread this thread was inspired by and I have to say that the amount of hubris espoused by some folks who think they have the right to know a dancer's name is astonishing.

    I would never in a million years treat any person, let alone my ATF or any other dancer, like the way these guys do. Unfuckingbelieveable.
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    Why on earth would I give a fake name? Unless my motivation is to rip them off (lap and dash), there is no plausible reason to do so. And unless a dancer volunteers her real name, I couldn't care less about it, though I reserve the right to laugh at the sillier ones.


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    For the same reason a dancer shouldn't disclose to much, a customer should be careful about disclosing too much. If your out of state, or not too close to home, what you disclose might not come back to haunt you. If your favorite club is close to home, certain disclosure can negatively impact the customer as well, Personal info can be misused by customer and dancer alike. I've not been negatively impacted, but not all dancers are trustworthy either. In an environment where don't ask is the mantra, why would I willingly tell things that could negatively impact me. I believe I'm the one of two males in my hometown with my 1st name, thereby making it to easy to figure out who I am with that knowledge. So I'm Rockie here, kev over there, but never my name, my employer, or my hometown.

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    Well, I can't ever recall using one on purpose, but the following scenario has come up more than once over the years due to the ridiculously loud volume of the music in some clubs, not to mention the impact that its had on the dancer's hearing.

    Dancer: Hi, what's your name?
    Me: [insert my real name here]
    Dancer: Chad? [not my real name]
    Me: [repeating my real name]
    Dancer: Ralph? [again, not my real name]
    Me: Uhh, yeah Ralph.

    And what befuddles me is that I never get the same wrong name twice. The topic usually never comes up again, so sometimes its just better to go with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Palmer
    Why on earth would I give a fake name?
    When I first started going to clubs, a dancer asked my cock's name. I said it had no name, but she insisted I name it. I used my middle name (Mark) so I wouldn't forget. Sometimes it's the only name the dancer remembers for me, so whatever. Any name is a good name in a strip club.

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    I'm not really into expending the energy that would go into concocting a false name. I only give my first name, but it is the real one. I've never been asked directly for my last name, but I have been asked many times for a business card, which I politely decline to provide. I don't see that any good can come from permitting outside-the-club contact, particularly that which I don't control. I'm sure, however, that my partners and secretary would love it if I started getting calls at my office from "Destiny" and "Ecstacy".

    All my clubbing is done far from my home town, but I do not provide any information that could be used to trace me outside the club. My philosophy is that the entire s.c. experience only makes sense within the club...no good can come from extending the experience outside that context, so why create the temptation/opportunity?

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    I've got nothing to hide, I don't care who knows my name.

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    I usually go with "Tiberius".
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Never used a false name before, but my buddy will always say that "I am his boss." So that I am the $$$ man (CS).

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    I don't think i have ever gotten a fake customer name?

    But i usually get the "Adam is my stage name."

    First 10 times it was funny, now the humor is wearing off! But depending on the guy.. i will laugh anyway.

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    It just seems like way to much work to me. In over twenty years of clubbing I've probably only gotten past my first name with a couple of dozen dancers. As long as you avoid psycho-dancers what do you have to worry about? Honestly, most of these girls forget your name 30 seconds after you pay them.

    I don't mean to bruise any egos here but these ladies are not following you home, trying to ruin your OTC life, doing internet background searches or any of the other things that wack-job customers do.
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    It's never really occurred to me to use a nom de guerre in a club. It adds nothing to my fantasy, and Yoda's right: dancers couldn't care less and they usually don't remember, except when they see the incentive in terms of flattered customers = cash dollars. (I do like quizzing dancers who've given me lapdances or a champagne room session the next time I see them -- about 10% might remember, but it depends on other factors too -- how long ago it was and how drunk she was.)

    Maybe a more interesting question is: Have you ever lied to a dancer about what you do for a living?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixty
    Maybe a more interesting question is: Have you ever lied to a dancer about what you do for a living?
    If a dancer is high on whatever, just say "computers" and they'll know you're probably worth being bad for.

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    Sporty has a point though money, not your career, is really the only thing they are being bad for. When I try explaining what I do I get a puzzled look from most dancers. A small part of my job involves computers so,when I don't feel like getting the "brain freeze" look I just tell em' I work with computers.
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    I don't care to be remembered, and I'm comfortable with the ubiquietous 'Baby".

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    Watch out for those stripper who used to be developers and tech nerds though.........

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    I always tell them my real first name. Never been asked my last, not that they'd remember as it is long and hard to spell. They ask what I do for a living (CPA). Sometimes they ask tax advice, but most times they ask questions regarding legal issues that I know nothing about. Guess some don't know the difference between accountants and lawyers.

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