View Poll Results: Really. Does this mean I'm pretty?

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  • Why, yes. The homeless are today's society's authorities on who's hot and who's not

    6 75.00%
  • No, honey, I'm sorry. They just don't think you can do any better.

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    What do you think?

    Like, 6 homeless people hit on me on my way home from work today. Do you think that means I'm pretty?
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    They probably want money more like it.

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    Hard to tell, Jenny.

    Beauty is only skin deep and I haven't seen your skin.

    You're sarcastic and I like that, so that gets you points.

    But, what have the homeless to lose? I'll assume they're being honest.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    I had a homeless guy collecting cans offer me money for the parking meter. Hey, I'd like to think it is because he thought I was pretty.

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    I had a homeless person hit on me once, and I'm definitely not pretty. But six in one day - now, that just can't be coincidence. Obviously, you've got the goods.

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    I know a guy who had a bum come pass out in his office and turn blue. He had to give him mouth to mouth. Just a couple days ago he had a crackhead come into his office saying he needed to use the bathroom. Maybe the bums all think he's hot! I'm sure he'll like to know that. Although that wasn't 6 in one day though.

    Another friend of mine told a bum he'd give him $2 if he showed him his dick. apparently this particular bum was kind of hot.

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    Default Re: What do you think?

    its b/c you look homeless

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    Okay. Upon looking at this site again this morning I realize that I was a) Drinking WAY more than I thought and that b) I have some very, VERY odd ways of amusing myself.

    Really, get drunk, come home and make up strange stripperweb polls.
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    Default Re: What do you think?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Really, get drunk, come home and make up strange stripperweb polls.
    heheheheheheheh
    aint it a rush!!!!

    The fun part is defending what ya said the next day!

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    What? ...it was all a hoax Jenny? I was curious if the pickup lines used by bums were any different than those used by customers. ...probably not.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    No, sweetheart, it wasn't a hoax - just not something I would ordinarily think you guys would want to vote on.

    One guy asked me for a quarter, and when I said "sorry" said, "Well, how about your phone number then?"

    Another just stuck out his tongue, wagged it around and said "Heeeyyy, redhead!"

    None of them worked.
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    Default Re: What do you think?

    Probably, but they'd likely hit on ANY reasonably attractrive female in hopes of having her throw a lil sympathy cash at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Probably, but they'd likely hit on ANY reasonably attractrive female in hopes of having her throw a lil sympathy cash at them.
    ...maybe their homeless shelter rent was overdue, their cart needed repaired, or they just needed 25 more cents to pay school tuition.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: What do you think?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Like, 6 homeless people hit on me on my way home from work today. Do you think that means I'm pretty?
    Perhaps there just former customers and shows you did a good job. lol
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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