Like, 6 homeless people hit on me on my way home from work today. Do you think that means I'm pretty?
Why, yes. The homeless are today's society's authorities on who's hot and who's not
No, honey, I'm sorry. They just don't think you can do any better.
Like, 6 homeless people hit on me on my way home from work today. Do you think that means I'm pretty?
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth




They probably want money more like it.
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.





Hard to tell, Jenny.
Beauty is only skin deep and I haven't seen your skin.
You're sarcastic and I like that, so that gets you points.
But, what have the homeless to lose? I'll assume they're being honest.
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
I had a homeless guy collecting cans offer me money for the parking meter. Hey, I'd like to think it is because he thought I was pretty.
I had a homeless person hit on me once, and I'm definitely not pretty. But six in one day - now, that just can't be coincidence. Obviously, you've got the goods.
I know a guy who had a bum come pass out in his office and turn blue. He had to give him mouth to mouth. Just a couple days ago he had a crackhead come into his office saying he needed to use the bathroom. Maybe the bums all think he's hot! I'm sure he'll like to know that. Although that wasn't 6 in one day though.
Another friend of mine told a bum he'd give him $2 if he showed him his dick. apparently this particular bum was kind of hot.





its b/c you look homeless
Okay. Upon looking at this site again this morning I realize that I was a) Drinking WAY more than I thought and that b) I have some very, VERY odd ways of amusing myself.
Really, get drunk, come home and make up strange stripperweb polls.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth





hehehehehehehehOriginally Posted by Jenny
aint it a rush!!!!
The fun part is defending what ya said the next day!![]()




What? ...it was all a hoax Jenny? I was curious if the pickup lines used by bums were any different than those used by customers. ...probably not.
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."
No, sweetheart, it wasn't a hoax - just not something I would ordinarily think you guys would want to vote on.
One guy asked me for a quarter, and when I said "sorry" said, "Well, how about your phone number then?"
Another just stuck out his tongue, wagged it around and said "Heeeyyy, redhead!"
None of them worked.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth




...maybe their homeless shelter rent was overdue, their cart needed repaired, or they just needed 25 more cents to pay school tuition.Originally Posted by Bridgette
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."



Perhaps there just former customers and shows you did a good job. lolOriginally Posted by Jenny
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