lol...that's some funny SH*T CO!




I've never been stood up (knock on wood 3 times),but if that was to ever happen,I would probably dump the guy immediately.You don't just "get drunk and forget".
Dude - it's just called "stuck up and arrogant."Originally Posted by Casual Observer
When I read "Who in their F'in right mind would stand up a stripper?" I was thinking "tongue in cheek maybe?"or "she is just another human being but doesn't know it."
Was the guy rude in ditching you and not cancelling - oh hell yea.I would be pissed off if some woman did that to me.
As CO stated though, there are a lot of women out there, who think by virtue of their looks, they cannot be wronged. There is self-confidence and then there is out and out pride - which is horribly obnoxious.
(In fact, there are guys out there who like to knock a girl like that down a few notches. I am sure you have met them in the club where the pickin's are easy.)
I don't know if you are such a person. I don't know you.
I totally agree w/ your statement CO--My pussy IS a precious thing, It's platinum baby! and so are the heart mind and emotions that come along with it. I have exclusive rights to the distribution and use of this pussy and if you can't follow the rules go find another pussy!!Originally Posted by Casual Observer
That being said --I love a good fuck just as much as the next person, and I enjoy making love more than anything else, but there are over 3 billion men on this planet and while it was really fun trying out all the different flavors in the beginning, any new players will have to jump through hoops to enjoy themselves.
Why? because since there are 3+ billion other women on this planet I need to know just how much you want me...Do you just want my platinum or are you willing to take the the good with the bad. Will you be the type of miner who rapes the earth and leaves wreckage and debris in your wake or will you use methods that show your reverence for GIA? Will you help to relocate the flora and fauna that were there before you began mining or do you plan to run over and destroy everything.
Or are you on a mission to take over as many of 3,ooo,ooo,ooo platinum mines as you can.
It's only by paying carefull attention to your actions in the beginning that I'll be able to tell what our future together may hold.
ps. All my asshole ex's gave me some sign in the beginning that they weren't worth my time. I'm sure most of us expereince the same thing
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"Acceptance is right. Kindness is right. Love is right. I pray, right now, that we're moving into a kinder time when prejudice is overcome by understanding; when narrow-mindedness, and narrow-minded bigotry is overwhelmed by open-hearted empathy; when the pain of judgmentalism is replaced by the purity of love"Janet Jackson
Fabulous post. And it should be abundantly clear to everybody that this thread has swooped past the "stand up a stripper" idea, and touched against bigger realities, including the basic question of, "Why should I be intimate with you, Mr./Ms?" [And by "intimate" I mean here something longer-term than a night or two of auto-pilot eroticism.] Once you frame the question THAT way, the fact that you're a dancer or he's a bus driver fades away, doesn't it?Originally Posted by Nina
Oh- the issue was never that I was a dancer, since I started out the whole post with "he doesn't know I'm a dancer." Thanks Nina for the backup--I agree that everyone should be treated with respect, and I think Casual Observer and I had a disconnect because he was thinking all about the pussy and I was thinking about the entire intimacy package with me. As for Deogol--yeah, I think I'm a person...the first post was a rant, and I wrote that it was---people don't tend to present themselves or the situation in an entirely three dimensional way when they're ranting, but I needed that.
And ChicagoEditor--thanks for finally moving beyond the Golden Pussy Syndrome; the only way that this was related to stripping is that it's true that there's a tendency to pick up bad relationships; In the year and a half since my last bad one I've been trying to work out that question of "Why should I be intimate with you Mr. ---? It doesn't mean that they're not allowed to ask me the same question; it's never an automatic assumption that I don't have to earn my keep as well, but I do, because of my bad experiences, have to make them jump through the hoops first. After that, then I can open up and allow myself to be the sweet giving person that I am with my lovers.
This situation touched on a major red flag-- and I only gave him a second chance because he's never pulled anything liket his before, and also because I knew that if I gave him a chance to redeem himself after that forgiveness, that he'd probably do an awesome job of making me comfortable once again with being sweet and giving without being always cautious that he'd pull dumb shit like this again.
And you know what? So far, so good. I got a twelve inch chocolate chip cookie shaped in a heart (that he baked himself-bonus points : ) and an invitation to a fancy night out on Friday. I know I made the clarification before that it wasn't about having to spend X amount of money to buy his way out of the doghouse; I did want to see some effort, and the chocolate chip cookie was awesome.
Fancy, you egomaniac.![]()
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"Acceptance is right. Kindness is right. Love is right. I pray, right now, that we're moving into a kinder time when prejudice is overcome by understanding; when narrow-mindedness, and narrow-minded bigotry is overwhelmed by open-hearted empathy; when the pain of judgmentalism is replaced by the purity of love"Janet Jackson
Guys worth your time should absolutely worship your pussy. They should crave your body, engulf your pussy, drive you absolutely insane with desire, push you to fear the intensity of what they are going to do to you, what they can do to you, what they want to do to you, in a way that no other man can possibly imagine.Originally Posted by Nina
"Golden Pussy Syndrome?" Come on guys, that has the unpleasant scent of rejection sour grapes. Let's line up on the right side on this one. Beautiful women, beautiful pussies: It's all good.![]()
I suffer from consistent "Steel Penis Syndrome".... great for a romp in the sack, but dammit, it's quite embarassing at work!
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Worship the pussy? Then you will hear "All you want me for is sex!"Originally Posted by The Other Owner
The Other Owner said ~ "Golden Pussy Syndrome?" Come on guys, that has the unpleasant scent of rejection sour grapes." (Don't ask, i'm having PC issues AGAIN).
Sorry, TOO. Gotta disagree with you there. Arrogance and high self esteem are sexy, narcissism isn't... ever (and that's my definition of GPS and it's male equivalent). There's only room for two in a relationship, person + person, not person + person + person's inflated self image.
Believe me, men have their variant on this, so it's not a female only affliction (Golden Dick Syndrome? God's Gift to Women Syndrome?).
For the record, this is only a dissagreement with vernacular, not an overanalysis of an online post (So fancy and nina are perfectly scott).
No, turn it around: If you do it right, all she will want you for is sex.Originally Posted by Deogol
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^That's true, TOO!!!
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To answer the question in her post line...
I wouldn't. Unless she was an ugly stripper.
LOL!!! I'm NOT!!! <cross my heart> but even then---I don't think anyone should be stood up--I just thought it was funny that he doesn't know that I dance, yet I wonder if it would have made a difference?
Narcissism is never attractive, TOO.Come on guys, that has the unpleasant scent of rejection sour grapes. Let's line up on the right side on this one. Beautiful women, beautiful pussies: It's all good.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
^ Fair enough. But true narcissism is a clinical diagnosis, true? Anyway, it just feels too easy to slap the GPS label on a beautiful woman who doesn't want to share her pussy with you. Good for her -- she should be selective.
GPS strikes me as the kind of thing some guys say to each other over beers to make themselves feel better while somebody else is fucking her. (Sorry, this is a little blue for the pink side, but I feel it has to be said.)
TOO, point taken. But i'm sure you've run into guys with the same ailment. You know, the ones who seem to think that Christ himself set them down on earth as a present to the ladies. I've run into several of those types. And i'm not talking about idle bravado, but guys who actually seemed to think that and conducted themselves as if it was true!Originally Posted by The Other Owner




Dog House Chocolate Chip Cookie HeartOriginally Posted by fancygirl
Ingredients:
½ cup granulated sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 sticks softened butter (1 cup)
2 eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
2 ½ cups all purpose flour
1 tsp soda
1/8 tsp salt
12 oz pkg chocolate chips or 2 cups
1 cup toasted pecans or walnuts (optional)
Instructions:
# Cream sugars and butter together, add eggs.
# Mix well. Add flavoring.
# Add dry ingredients and mix well.
# Add chocolate chips and nuts.
# Knead well and push into an 8 in heart shaped pan about ½ inch in thickness.
# Spray pan lightly with coating for easy release.
# Bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes.
# Dump onto a cooling rack and let cool.
# Decorate with red, pink or white icing.
....just in case fancygirl is in the dog house for a faux pas by not telling her guy she is a stripper early in the relationship. Two weeks are up, did you tell him Friday?
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."
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