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    Default Kids say the weirdest things!

    I called home Thursday while I was driving around looking for a job. My 4 year old came on the phone and said to me:

    "Mama, are you going to get a new job?"

    "yes, baby. I need to find a better job."

    "Yes, Mama, you are going to get a new job, and then you are going to take your shirt off and then you are going to take your pants off!"

    Who told him? I tell people I am a dancer, but I was under the impression he was thinking "ballerina," not "Stripper"!


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    LOL kids catch onto things a lot better then we think sometimes. We just moved and I made sure to put my costumes and extras at the very top of the hallway closet far from anyone who could find them especially the little one when she's big enough

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    i LOVE some of the statements kids make... my daughter makes me laugh all the time. thats so cute tho! and why my daughter thinks im a coctail waitress.

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    Default Re: Kids say the weirdest things!

    I have a daughter, Alicia, now eight monthes old. Goodness, considering my situation, should have never had a child, but that is not the topic here. Does she make me laugh, yes. Do I enjoy it, yes. She brings out the worst maternal instinct in me! I lover her for it!

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