LoL. I wish I had some advice, but thanks for the laugh. This is the funniest thing I've heard all dayOriginally Posted by mary jane
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LoL. I wish I had some advice, but thanks for the laugh. This is the funniest thing I've heard all dayOriginally Posted by mary jane
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Smelling balls is very sexy, at least in my book.




Hey MrChristopher!
[QUOTE=MrChristopher]PJ: Clerks! Huzzah.
That's from Breakfast Club....sorry to be such a stickler![]()
Grinding is for coffee and meat.
"I want to entertain people who wish to be entertained, not be an expensive but poor substitute for someone who can't find themselves a prostitute."-Asurfel
Those Who Hear Not The Music Think The Dancers Mad.
“Belgian Trappist Organically Farmed Multiple Orgasm Inducing. Bed Shaking, Neighbors Complaining, Heirloom Radishes”





[QUOTE=lildreamer316]Hey MrChristopher!
You are correct. Hey, half-drunk at 4am, 'twas a simple mistake. Oh well. Cut a corner off my 80's-coolness card and send me to my room.Originally Posted by MrChristopher
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waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





It is my observation that the public has pretty much lost its ethics, decency, politeness, hygiene, and care for others.
A very astute statement, T.E>^ Also describes very accurately, several of my neighbors...![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Agreed.That's like someone handling your fast food without washing there hands first and putting on those plastic gloves.Originally Posted by whirlerz
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Umm, for me the smelly balls thing goes along with the smegma thing. As for how to avoid it, I like Susan's advice best. That is exactly something I'd say.
Or carry around some of those Purell wipes in the individual packs in your stripper purse and make him clean his damn hands. And practice up on your stripper breathing (when to hold your breath and when to move away for air) and your defensive dance moves. God forbid he get that smell on YOU and you have to walk around smelling like some dipshit's musty balls the rest of the night!



Once upon a time, I was a young, innocent med student who was given the responsibility of seeing patients in a "men's clinic" on the undergrad campus of my alma mater. It is there that I first experienced the HORRIFIC offensive odors associated with the male genitalia. Ugh... I could sometimes smell the smegma hours after a patient left the examination room. I feel horrible for the ladies here who have to deal with it on a regular basis.

And if not that, then they'll still be at your feet, having passed out from a stiff whiff of Phere-Man and his trusty sidekick, Flash Scrotum!Originally Posted by Phil-W
(This thread seems to get better with age, like cheese, which also smells funny...)
Um...I can't say I have ever noticed a customer physically sticking their hands down their pants and moving their shit, except ....
1. I was dancing for a custie, and I had my back to him (standing up) and sort of suddenly had an un-easy feeling. I turned around and he had pulled out his cock. it was just laying there, all pathetic. I grabbed my funny money off the table and walked away.
2. I was doing a double dance (you guys, this is the grossest thing that has ever happened to me in my life, be warned, you might not want to read on) with my friend, and we were sort of goofing off and dancing with each other (again, we were not on his lap at this time). I went to sit down on his lap, when my friend grabbed me. She pulled me off of his lap, but not before my leg/ass made contact with his dick, which he had removed from his pants and begun to, um, stroke, in the thirty seconds we turned our back on him. I started freaking out, and the bouncers drug him out of the club. (good example of why you get paid up front, not that two hundred bucks is worth having some filthy fuck rub his cock on your leg, butt. I really hope I run into this guy outside the club, because he will be getting a beating. Not kidding)



Exactly. A man with class will do it discretely - like in a bathroom - and wash his hands. Maybe his momma didn't teach him right.Originally Posted by Crow





Why is it I'm not shocked? Oh yeh... I have a younger brother and plenty of male friends... and work with men as part of my business... hmm... I've been over-exposed I guess. Oh yeh... not to mention all the wide varied experiences I have had in my many years dancing. It just doesn't amaze me anymore.
Yes, it's grosshowever it doesn't shock me.
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Ha, well in private dance you see many a man pull their little Peter's out for a dance. Talk about PATHETIC!! I once danced for a guy whose private was like half of your pinky! Yup, that's right hold your pinky up and look at it. I was just in my head thinking, "OMG who would fuck something like this"Originally Posted by vegasbebe
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I have to agree, at least when its my husbands scent. I can tell when he's had his hands down there and i kinda like it. I can't imagine enjoying it at work tho, no thank youOriginally Posted by sol_de_pr2
Ugh. I am totally going to carry around hand sanitizer and make them use it.
K8T
There's no excuse for the odour, but there is an excuse for the 'adjustment';
If a guy is getting a lap dance, I don't think it's a surprise to anybody here that an erection may occur! Sometimes, if the bits and pieces are in the wrong position before that process starts, an erection in a confined space can be very uncomfortable or even painful. I'd compare it to a woman adjusting her bra after some cup slippage. It's still no excuse for blatently shoving your hands down your pants and coming back with stink, though.





Dealing with stinky customers is one of the hazards of this job. Gotta have some Purell in your purse.
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