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    Angry ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    It 7 fucking am on a Monday morning. Guess what the neighbors across the street are doing?

    They are cutting down an entire huge tree using some loudass long branchcutter/leaf blower contraption.

    For fuck's sake, its only 7 and I need to get to sleep so I can get something done today!!!!!

    Earplugs aren't going to cut it. My landlord and I are plotting a way to get the cops to come stop it but I doubt they'll do anything, its light outside...


    FUCKITALL!!! I wish I had some fast-acting sleeping pills NOW!!!!!!

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Vodka...

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    I do have 1/4 of a bottle of Absolut sitting on my sink from this weekend's festivities....unfortunately, it takes much more than that these days It sounds like they have stopped, at least for now..........

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    It 7 fucking am on a Monday morning. Guess what the neighbors across the street are doing?

    They are cutting down an entire huge tree using some loudass long branchcutter/leaf blower contraption.

    For fuck's sake, its only 7 and I need to get to sleep so I can get something done today!!!!!

    Earplugs aren't going to cut it. My landlord and I are plotting a way to get the cops to come stop it but I doubt they'll do anything, its light outside...


    FUCKITALL!!! I wish I had some fast-acting sleeping pills NOW!!!!!!
    I advocate giving them subtle hints about what they are doing, Katrine. If that doesnt work, ask them directly to stop. Be polite, courteous and civil. THEN, plant a few landmines in their yard. Once they touch off those babies at 7AM, you will have bliss for days afterward.

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    That is very irritating and inconsiderate. I have been there - my neighbors love to do this sh0t on a Saturday morning - the sound of their mower is nauseating.

    Just turn on a fan that is what I do. A*8holes none the less !

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    This, unfortunately, is the primary means of revenge the Morning People have, since they know their lives are pathetic and incomparably boring--the right to utilize large, strident power tools as soon as we vampires are starting to think about sleep.
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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Sorry to hear this, dear. My neighbors a MAJOR A-holes, but so far, @ least their quiet.


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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Out here in the desert this is pretty common. It gets too hot during the day, so all the big machinery comes out in the morning. I put a fan on and that helps. Or a pillow over the head. It's more fun when it's 7am and they are working on your roof. Good times.

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    This, unfortunately, is the primary means of revenge the Morning People have, since they know their lives are pathetic and incomparably boring--the right to utilize large, strident power tools as soon as we vampires are starting to think about sleep.
    LMAO!

    As a retired vampire, who is now what would be considered a daywalker, I know exactly what you mean. Now as a member-in-good-standing of the Morning People, when I crank my boat motor to test compression at 7 a.m. it is usually in response to having to listen to the same Kid Rock album over and over that my Vampire neighbors were blasting from 1 a.m. to 5 a.m. when I was trying to sleep the night before.

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    Those assholes! The same CD?! Couldn't they have at least mixed it up a bit?

    There's always two sides to every coin, I suppose, lol...

    Seriously, though--the pillow over the head works well, except with certain really loud power tools.
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    I too am having a problem. Mine is every morning except weekends thank God!

    The home i am in has a house on the eat side very close. 6:00 they are blowing car horns (for the kids) and playing base so fucking loud my windows are going to shatter. Now we do have a law about the base. But at that point they already have me wide awake.

    I went to sleep at 3:00am and they had me up at 6:00!!!!

    I will NOT change my sleep habits for them. They know people come inlate around here often, they have seen it.

    Soooo, i will start my music LOUD at night. Yep i will get a warning, or a ticket if i am not careful, but you bet you're ass i will be watching for black and white coming down the road.

    Better yet, talk to them....Which they hate dogs, and the woman looks very mean. I would be throwing myself to the wolves.

    It sucks. I can't be asleep before 2:00am, old habits die hard.

    Pamela

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Hmmm, I must say that I have been lucky in the fact that I have gone out and politely asked them to "take their break early," I explained thatI worked nights and that I was in a college neighborhood so 7 am just wasn't feasable.
    Now, when they came back to redig a hole that they had recently made and then covered up, I have a BIG problem. They closed off my alley(that's where we park) made a mess of it by not correctly cementing the holes THEY made and now they are going to redig? NOOOOOOOOOO
    I wrote the company and told them how a motorcylcist I knew had had a tire ruined becaue of the way the alley was left, I wanted it recemented and they needed to check up on their workers to find out why they are working on the same hoel al over again. Needless to say, ONE day later they were done and never came back .
    Baisically the guys were working on the clock and taking full advantage of it, but you can't dig a hole, crappily cover it and then dig it up again.
    I am proud to say that the holes were all correctly covered and even a few they hadn't made (pot holes) were also taken care of.
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    What?? Did I start the chain saw too early again. Damn finicky neighbors want the alarm set by their clock. BLAH.

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    Damn,that sucks.
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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Those assholes! The same CD?! Couldn't they have at least mixed it up a bit?

    There's always two sides to every coin, I suppose, lol...

    Seriously, though--the pillow over the head works well, except with certain really loud power tools.

    DJoser, such an urban vampire newbie. Embrace your demons first, then defeat them. The leaf blower, lawnmower, and the dreaded woodchipper, can all be nullified with the timeless magic of BRIBERY.
    Last edited by stant; 06-16-2005 at 07:31 AM.

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    Default Re: ARRRRGGHHH!! I'm Gonna KILL a muthafucka!!!

    power tools huh...

    i usually run the dish washer or the grabage disposal or the vacume...or scream WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT at the top of my lungs...then stare at them if they're outside...works for me...got no love for the loud ass night owls...

    but the lawn mower in the early a.m. gets on my nerves too...go figure
    why do some people still have to fight to get the same opportunities that are given to others?

    reclusiveness...is a good thing.

    the greatest revenge in the world...is success.


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    I'll keep this in mind when we get our tree cut down. The neighbors hate us enough already, LOL.

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