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    Hey, from the strat, I'm a guy, and I'm not a stripper. I am, however, a guy that's just met a great girl, and really wants to win her over by doing something special for her, and somehow the idea of a striptease popped into my head. Problem is, I have no idea how. So I went looking and stumbled across this site, and figured I'd give it a shot, anything for romance, right? So:

    I can dance, almost. I have good rhythm, so I can fake it pretty well. I just don't know how a male WOULD dance while giving a striptease. Also, music choice is stumping me. I was thinking keeping it simple, some mellower NIN maybe, or even all the way over to Al Green, I have no clue.

    For the sake of trying to win over a girl, I hope someone can give me a little help. Any advice would be appreciated.

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    I love reading newbie posts from guys!

    you probably won't win her over with a striptease unless you have mad skillz, sorry. The best advice that I can give it to make eye contact, move slow and don't do any cheesy moves with your clothing.

    I think you are better off taking her out or buying her a gift.

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    My bad, poor communication on my part. I guess I've already "won her over", per se, I guess this is just something to show her that I like her enough to make a total and utter tool of myself for her, I'd just like to do it without being a TOTAL spaz.

    Recap: Tool = Good, Spaz = Bad.

    The bit of advice you gave should help, though. Thanks.

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    Keep in mind, most girls like things slow. Try to avoid simply sweating and swinging your dick around. None of that dry humping bullshit guys tend to do. Run your fingers, lightly, down her front, stopping just above her cookie. Take something off. Give her eye contact. Repeat. It's a tease. Have fun. Oh yeah, and, if you haven't already, trim your stuff. The penis looks so much more appealing when there's not a forest covering the bottom 1/3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy6
    I guess this is just something to show her that I like her enough to make a total and utter tool of myself for her, I'd just like to do it without being a TOTAL spaz.
    Skip the striptease and invest in a barbecue grill. The true way to a woman's heart is through her stomache.


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    Heck yeah, I'll take a steak over a dance anyday! Rawrgh.

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    I say no thong, but that's my opinion, I bought a few for my guy, but I actually prefer boy shorts, they look sexy on any guy and don't make your ding ding look funny.
    You don't her laughing.
    Plus practice in front of the mirror and don't grimace, ugh I hate it when guys try to dance and then make odd faces.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Skip the striptease and invest in a barbecue grill. The true way to a woman's heart is through her stomache.
    I disagree! I'd love a lapdance!

    Goofy is cute. Proves that you are comfortable enough with someone.



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    Do not do this, dude. There's a reason why there's a thousand strip clubs catering to men for every one that seeks a female clientle; men don't look good dancing--to either men or women.

    Want to make her day?

    Take her out to dinner (someplace classy--where you can't walk in with cut-offs and a beer-logo tank top), order her meal for her, share the dessert, and then hand her a gift later in the evening--something like this set from Trashy.

    Do not denigrate and reduce your alpha status by dancing for her. Remember, dude; women's minds are like vaults--nothing that goes into them ever leaves. They forget nothing.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    ^ CO is right. Goofy sounds cute, but it's really only clever in movies. In real life, you will end up looking like a colossal dork.

    If you want to show physical prowess, do it in bed. The time you save practicing awkward stripping moves can now be refocused on how to use your tongue properly. Trust me, this is a far better memory, anyway.

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    when stripping for females,always start with worn jeans and a wife beater tee shirt.

    They took a vote from what i hear,its thier garb of choice on men.
    (so shave any and all unsightly back hair)

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    I think that a dance is a cute idea, after the nice dinner and gift of course. I'm greedy though, I want it all.

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    Thanks a lot for the tips, especially the supportive ones. Maybe I'll let you know how it goes, if it does at all. And yeah, I'll feed her first.

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    Jimmy:
    Show her who is the boss. Dont suck to her. Women get bored with suckers. Be funny but keep her under your wip. Dont call her every day like a little boy. Let her wonder for a while.
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by poriland4
    Jimmy:
    Show her who is the boss. Dont suck to her. Women get bored with suckers. Be funny but keep her under your wip. Dont call her every day like a little boy. Let her wonder for a while.
    roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    God i hope this approach works well for you,from what i have seen in my travels,its suited more for hooters girls and the checkout ladies at walmart,NOT strippers.

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    Can we say, drop it like it's hot??

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... We did seem to go too long without anyone coming up from under the bridge, didn't we...

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    I used ignore, already. Works.

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    Guys..doing dances for girls? Well, the guy in American Pie was a cutie when he tried, lol. Try his moves, lol.

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    Ok i'm curious how this situation went! I myself would have prefered the big steak dinner over the dance, and if dancing was a must entering the apartment with dim lights, candles soft music & asking if she would dance with you would be sweet. With the gift presentation either after or on a prepared desert plate waitting. OK 3 month old baby here so probably wont happen on this end but i can live through others

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    I gotta say, I'm questioning your true motive for wanting to do a striptease for her. That's not generally the way guys show us they really like us. Or at least not when they do it right. If you want to do something crazy to show her you really like her, do something romantic crazy, not sexy crazy. The sexy stuff is great for when you're just trying to have a great roll in the sack, but not when you're trying to express how much you LIKE her.

    For the striptease though, use music you're really comfortable dancing to. Practice some slow sexy moves in a full-length mirror. Use a chair as a prop and pretend you're dancing for the chair. Watch yourself in the mirror and see what you think looks hot and what doesn't. Eye contact, slow sexy moves, attention to her.

    Ideas to show her how much you like her (stuff women really like):

    Plan an evening picnic in a nice setting. The 22nd of this month is a full moon...take some candles and food that can travel well. Grapes are always good - you can feed each other with them. Pick up some nice sandwiches at a good deli, or something you know she likes. Bring a blanket and place the candles (should be nice and heavy to stand up on the ground) around the edges.

    Invite her over, have the house all clean and have a nice bottle of wine and a bubble bath ready. Make sure the bubble bath is nice, not the cheap wal-mart crap (some of us are allergic to that cheap crap, seriously). Put candles all around. Give her a glass of wine and bathe her with your shirt off and NOT in the tub with her. Then it's about her. Women eat this stuff up.

    Paint her toenails. It's silly, but if she's the kind of girl who likes to keep her toes painted, she'll most likely enjoy having you do it. Even if you suck at it. And no it's not gay as long as you're painting HER toes.

    I've got lots more. Most women like best the stuff that doesn't cost money, or at least not much. The stuff that lets us know you've paid attention to us and what we like. THAT's how you show us you really LIKE us.

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    If you still want to dance for her,istead of a nice dinner or picnic or fowers or whatever else,maybe try wearing a costume like a uniform,like a cop or a fireman.A lot of women are into that ( I am).

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    aww, what a cute post!

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    aww this is cute..!


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    If you havent already done this, please dont. I dont think that this is a good idea. Just one womens opinion though. Maybe it will work for her.
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