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    Default Things DJ's should no do or say

    Ok I tried it,it doesnt work.

    When talking up the girls on stage,impressions of Paris Hilton"thats Hot"dont work.

    Just thought i would save ya the embarrassment.

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    ok people are staring at me in the dj booth????

    does that mean i did it bad,or too good???

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM

    When talking up the girls on stage,impressions of Paris Hilton"thats Hot"dont work.
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    Found out the hard way, did you?

    LEt's add to this list:

    Overabusing the cool new sound-effect thingy to the point where the Customers all walk out

    Using the cool new sound-effect thingy to make race care noises and then gowling tint the mike< "Take a ride with (dancer)!"

    Using the cool new sound-effect thingy to make fart noises while dancers are on stage.


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    GREEN!!!! DON'T RUN THEM OUT BEFORE I GET THERE!!! LOL.

    Mental note: Don't follow in Green's footsteps.

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    lol
    your just pissed cause alla hotties wanna work wit daddy during the day shift!!!!

    dont be late tonight!!!

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    If I hear a DJ say one more time that, "Tipping is not a city in China" I'm going to hurl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    If I hear a DJ say one more time that, "Tipping is not a city in China" I'm going to hurl.
    Ok howsabout"Tipping isnt just something rednecks do in a field full of cows"?

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    or "slap a little green on the lean"

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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    lol someone will think ya called um fat!!!

    abort!!!
    abort!!!!
    Danger will robinson danger!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    Ok howsabout"Tipping isnt just something rednecks do in a field full of cows"?

    I deffinately heard A DJ say that before....

    drr..bleh..weird.

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    calling the tall girls " Towers of power" geeze..

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    heh
    Ok there is an old Alabama song that starts out with this old miner 49 sounding guy who says
    "see that mountain over there,one of these days,im gonna climb that mountain".

    Bad sound bite!!

    I thought it was funny at the time,so did the crowd,but she sure didnt.
    Tall girls hit hard!!

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    Yeah we do, dont be mean! Rawrgh..

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    lol

    "what do you think guys,isnt that at least a 6 foot wingspan on her?"

    "she's just so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG"

    "she was the starting center last year for her highschools basketball team"

    "she is so tall,forplay is planned in altitudes"

    "Im not saying she is an amazon,but she can and will kick your ass ifn you dont tip her"

    " this lady is so tall,when she wears her metallic pasties,i pick up radio moscow in the dj booth!"



    lol,in our defense,20-30 girls a night,intros every 3 mins(20 intros per hour average) ,with witty descriptions,even the best run out of things to say sometimes.

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    "She's so tall, you don't go down on her, you go up."

    Heard this about one six-footer a thousand times.

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    Damn you, Big G. Now I have a hankerin' to hear "Mountain Music". ARGH!
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    Anything would be better than that tower of power shtick.. I HATE that

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    How about saying the curvy girls have "more to love"? Now that's tacky!


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    ok,rough room,tall dancer doing the splits on stage.....

    "Gentlemen,ankle to ankle is wider then your last jail cell".

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    Last night I was working with another DJ and heard the worst line ever. I spit my drink out looked at him and smacked him. He was bringing down one of the girls and this is how he did it. "Alright gentlemen lets give it up for Clowie she is going to be stepping down to give you guys a little one on one action so get a private dance enjoy and STICK IT DOWN IN THAT FAT PATTY!!!" How gross can he be?

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    lol!!!!

    My girls would have killed him!!!!!!

    The carnage would be something worthy of a lion documentary on the national geographic channel.

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    I yelled at him cuz thats almost like advertising prostitution and thats a big no no.

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    No "onion butt" comments! My butt is neither stinky nor tear-inducing. Dammit.

    No "Goody Two shoes" song dedications.

    And GODDAMMITTTTT!!! NNNOOO " Red on the head, FIRE in the HOLE"!!!

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    There's a DJ? Come to think of it, I do remember hearing an electronic voice at times.....

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    man i cought shit from a girl the other day as her shift was ending!

    My exact words were
    "Ok guys,time to bring down "insert name here",that was her last set of the night,time to have her mounted,framed,and hung back up on the wall in the foyer."

    I swear all she heard was the "time to have her mounted"part!!!!

    I had to kiss major ass over the last few days,even after explaining how innocent i was!

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