An old man, Mr. Laidlaw resided in a nursing home.
One day,
He went into the nurses' office and informed
Nurse Mary
That his penis had died.
Nurse Mary, realizing that Mr. Laidlaw was old and
Forgetful, she
Decided to play along with him.
It did? I'm sorry to hear that, she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Laidlaw was walking down the
Halls
At the nursing home with penis hanging outside his
Pants.
Nurse Mary saw him and said, Mr. Laidlaw, I
Thought
You told me that your penis died.
It did, he replied; Today is the viewing!


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