An old man, Mr. Laidlaw resided in a nursing home.

One day,

He went into the nurses' office and informed

Nurse Mary

That his penis had died.

Nurse Mary, realizing that Mr. Laidlaw was old and

Forgetful, she

Decided to play along with him.

It did? I'm sorry to hear that, she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Laidlaw was walking down the

Halls

At the nursing home with penis hanging outside his

Pants.

Nurse Mary saw him and said, Mr. Laidlaw, I

Thought

You told me that your penis died.

It did, he replied; Today is the viewing!