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    ...how ironic, cost as much as a lap dance too.

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    This looks very tacky.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    yes, I totally agree







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    LOL. I am SURE some stripper out there will be caught using that at work

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    Gee, I actually think it's kind of cute if you don't look at it like a thong. Maybe I'll try to knit one.

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    I think it just looks like a fairly standard phone cozy. I would use it if I had a phone.
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    Um, I would probably use it OTC. But I'm imagining a stripper with it hanging on her while she's dancing. **phone plays 50Cent In da Club** stripper absent-mindedly grinding on random custy while reaching for the phone in her thong..... "hello? .....uh huh.......um, can I call you back in a few, I'm dancing for somebody right now.......ok.......ok.......yeah I'll call ya right back!" ......putting phone back in thong, looking at custy while song is ending - "you want another dance?"

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    Oooh!

    Oooh!
    Bridgette, you are a genius. I want one now. And a phone. Just for that purpose.
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    I've never been into wearing my phone in any way, shape, or form. I do stick it between my legs when I drive though so if it rings (vibrates) I'll know.

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