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    Default Tom Cruise squirted in the face

    He handles it well I think. Papazzi and wannabe dumbasses.

    (You will have to wait your way past some stupid commericial)

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted in the face

    AinNY makes a quick escape, last seen zipping his pants up very quickly with a devious post-orgasmic smile on his face
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    Ahh Tom, who is about to battle H.G. Wells' aliens and save the world by creeping them out with his Katie Holmes antics so badly that they high-tail it back to Mars.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted in the face

    Well, I think Tom Cruise handled that very well. He didn't fly off the handle like Russel Crowe would have, and he stood his ground very well and acted very diplomatically.


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    Wow.. What a jerk. Why would you interview a person just to do something stupid like that? Gah.. Morons.

    Tom handled it very well. I personally think he should've laid the guy out, but eh, he has way more patience than Russell or Sean Penn. Bravo, Tom.

    (This is my zillionth time trying to post this. Freaking "Too Many Users" error. Grrr!)

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    What a fucker ! Tom was all polite and nice giving him an interview and that stupid guy does that. No respect at all ! But it's true Tom handled it very maturely and nicely I don't know if I could remained as calm as him ...

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    Ok maybe this is cos im from Oz and we have all been ridiculously influenced by the media over Tom, but so many of us over here thinks Tom is a "wanker". Wot he did to Nicole was not cool and we will never forgive him. Damn man, what are you suffering from today PMT or a Mid-Life crisis? Take a joke, turn around, laugh and say, "dont think i wont find out where you live....!" That’s just my view point.

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    Oh Truce, don't worry, you're not alone in your feelings for Tom. I've NEVER forgiven him for what he did to Nicole. Though he's into long-term relationships, he's still an ass to me. I don't give him & Katie very long. She's young and right now they both have stars in their eyes. They need to get back on the ground and evaluate their relationship before getting hitched. Eh, whatever, they'll just be another Hollywood marriage statistic.

    I read that the guy who squirted Tom was arrested, as well as the people who filmed it. I guess it was for some show where they play practical jokes on celebrities. Kind of like a UK version of Punk'd.

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    Uh, what did he do to Nicole? Aside from 'eyes wide shut' i mean (They should rename that flick 'eyes wired shut')...

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    Not a Cruise fan...dont see the appeal. Kind of has a bird face...beadie eyes close together and that beak nose. And hes screams EGOMANIAC just watching him.

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    Well, most girls around here aren't old enough to remember, but he was cute in Risky Business. 20some years ago. heh

    Anyway I dunno why people want to compare him with Russell Crowe. Did someone squirt Crowe in the face? Yeah, if it'd been Crowe no doubt they'd have gotten smacked, and IMO would've fully DESERVED it. Attack someone, expect to be counter-attacked.

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    hahah!!!

    How the hell did he get that guy arrested! What a jerk! I bet he was mad b/c some of his makeup washed off! lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Well, most girls around here aren't old enough to remember, but he was cute in Risky Business. 20some years ago. heh
    Heh.. That's when I liked him, B. Nothing cuter than him dancing around his underwear.

    But then, I grew up.. And married a guy that had the same features as Tom: Big nose, squinty eyes, and almost exactly the same smile. Ugh! That did it for me after the divorce.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Heh.. That's when I liked him, B. Nothing cuter than him dancing around his underwear.

    But then, I grew up..
    *sigh* Me too. I think I still liked him in Cocktail also, but it was all downhill after that. ha

    Braddy boy or JBJ on the other hand. Now THERE's some good examples of hotties getting better with age I actually did not like either one until I/they got older

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    Heh.. I was thinking I should've mentioned "Cocktail" right after I hit *submit*, because I found him way hot in that. I like most of his early stuff, before his ego exceeded his nose.

    JBJ.. Yummmmmmmmm!

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    Ahhhh...Risky Business...a classic up there with Fast Times imo.

    Reading this thread title made me think of the female ejaculation thread. Seriously! It made me envision Tom Cruise getting jizzed in the face by some chick. Now THAT would be newsworthy! hahaha


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    LMAO!!! I was thinkin something similar when I first opened it, but figured it would be some kinda joke.

    I can feel it comin in the air tonight....oh lord...
    I rubbed my poor clit raw to those words


    Damn, before I started wearing glasses all the time people always said I looked like Rebecca Demornay's character. If they only knew how I wanted to BE her character for that train scene. LOL

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