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    Default My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    Ok,one of the 5 year old twins...

    Has to be completely naked when she poops,even socks and shoes.
    Then she sits in a lotus position on the toilet with her feet up on the front of the seat.

    Looks like a baby buddah crappin.

    Its becomming an issue at public restrooms now and I really want to break her of this habbit before highschool,I think it will hurt thier reputation.

    anyone got any ideas???

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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    My ex couldn't poop in public restrooms until he was 30. Seriously. He had his poop routine and just couldn't relax enough to let it out otherwise. Being totally naked was part of it, and I'll spare yas the rest of the details. ANYWAY. He finally came up with a system for crappin in the restrooms at work, but it's still a bit of an ordeal, and he still can't poop in any other public restrooms.

    I wouldn't push her too much. Poopin is serious personal stuff. I'm sure she'll figure out a system that works for her

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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    At least she's not like me and didn't poop for 6 months and got really sick. I was 7, and one of my neighborhood friends told me if I sat on the toilet too long, I would have a baby. My mom had to take into the hospital 'cause I was so sick for holding it that long. The doctor sat down with me and explained how it was impossible.

    Maybe with your little girl, you can see if she needs to go before you leave the house. Have you ever seen the show Scrubs? How the female doctor has to poop in her own home to a certain ritual. Some people are just like that. I don't like pooping in public either. Especially at work.

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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    Same here; I can't stand pooping in public.

    One fo my friends had a little girl who could ONLY poop in her diaper, ONLY standing up, ONLY in a certain position, and ONLY wearing her pink disney princess shoes.

    I'm pretty sure it si something she will grow out of. Have patience.


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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    I used to babysit a kid that had to strip entirely naked too before going. It was quite an issue when we were in a hurry to go somewhere. They moved away so I don't know what happened there

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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    My baby's father is like that. He can't poop in public. Actually I should say he WON'T poop in a public place. Or at anyone else's house. He only recently started going at his parents' house. He also needs to be fully naked in order to go. And I just don't understand it myself. He calls it his "home field advantage". Whatever that means.

    I remember when we were still together and we'd go places together. If he felt the urge to go, no matter where we were or what we were doing, we had to drop everything and go home so that he could take a crap.

    Personally I prefer doing my business in public bathrooms. The toilet we have at home is one of those annoying "water saving" toilets. Which doesn't save water all. Sometimes it takes 4 or 5 flushes just to get everything down. It's ridiculous. But public bathrooms usually have the good toilets. Which is why I prefer going there.

    I wish I had some insight to help you with your child. My son is only 1, and we're not quite to the potty-training phase yet. (God I hope this stuff isn't genetic. And if it is, I hope he gets his pooping gene from me, lol.) Anyways good luck, with your daughter. I'm sure it's frustrating, but she sounds adorable.

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    Default Re: My kid is soooooo freekin strange!!!

    Wha? These pooping anxieties are hilarious!

    People can't poop in a public restroom? I've crapped on the side of the road (given I was looking more for bears than for people at the time but hey - I was feeling mighty exposed!) Sometimes I have pooped in places where there is a big ole gloryhole staring at me and I have wondered how I should react if someone stuck their dick through that thing - but it never happened.

    Strip completely naked? What the .... ?????

    Man, people are more screwed up than I thought they were.

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    My son was exactly the same! It's actually better for you and the natural position to poo in squatting like that so I never worried about it. I assume he eventually grew out of it cos I haven't seen his foot prints on the toilet seat for years now, lol!
    The only thing I can think of is to check that theres not a spinal misallignment or an allergy / intollerance or dietry problem that is making it hard for her to poo sitting down. I've heard about these things 'cos we have a product here called " in Leu" which is a toilet sqatting device.
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