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    11 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    >ADMIT:
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    >1. Elvis is dead.
    >2. Jesus was not white.
    >3. Rap music is here to stay.
    >4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    >5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    >6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    >7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
    >8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    >9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    >10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    >11. Driving lifted trucks is gay.
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    >11 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    >ADMIT:
    >1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    >2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    >3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    >4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    >5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
    >6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    >7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    >8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    >statement.
    >9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
    >your family.
    >10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
    >11. Putting your last name on the back window of your car is retarded. We get it.
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    >11 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
    >ADMIT:
    >1. O.J. did it.
    >2. Tupac is dead.
    >3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    >4. Weddings should start on time.
    >5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    >6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    >7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
    >8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    >9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    >10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
    >11. Wearing really long white shirts doesn't make you a thug, it makes you a guy wearing a really long white shirt. Pointless.
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    Oh, you're a troublemaker.

    I'm glad I'm at a safe distance (just for today).
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    Someone emailed this to me.Don't shoot the messenger,LOL!!!
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    Hehe. Good post.
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    LOL! I like
    You are the envy
    of all parallel lines that
    dream of curves and convergence
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    Did you pass this on MySpace? I think I remember seeing it.. LOL.. Either way, I laugh my ass off every damn time I see it.

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    lol good post but i dont agree with number 11 on the white wont admit it thing.

    11. Driving lifted trucks is gay.

    there are alot of lifted trucks where i live there cool, where i live everyone goes offroading so u have to have a lifted truck. but if there is a lifted truck but they dont go offroading of any kind then that is just plane stupid and gay.

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    You know, I also note that Asians are conveniently left out of this little treatise.



    Coincidence? I think not!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    LOL,Silverback!!!

    These Chinese Big Boobs will admit to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    You know, I also note that Asians are conveniently left out of this little treatise.
    Let's see if we can correct that. Having lived for six years with an Asian woman and thus interacting with all her Asian friends, let's see if I can hit it right.

    11 TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. A child that studies all the time is a social outcast.
    2. Slurping up your noodles is disgusting.
    3. "Little dictators" are not cute, learn no social skills, and shows how poor of a parent you are.
    4. This number isn't unlucky.
    5. Women do have a value and are not expendable.
    6. Purposely eating fat is not only revolting but unhealthy.
    7. Tentacle rape of young girls in cartoons is sick and not art.
    8. The authorities are not always right.
    9. Some Asians are gay.
    10. Tanned skin looks fine.
    11. Feng Shui is bullshit.

    And then there are some I'd change in the original list.

    I'd replace the following numbers on the whites' list with:
    8. Very VERY few non-whites want to be white.
    11. Driving lifted trucks with fancy paintjobs that never leave the road is gay or is a clear sign of a bad case of short-man syndrome.

    On list for blacks:
    2. Tiger Woods is half Asian.
    6. Supporting your family and not being in prison are not accomplishments but just things you do. No applause should expected for doing them.
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    he he....
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    >2. Jesus was not white.
    Most Jews I know consider themselves white and not Arabic.

    I'd replace it with:

    2. The Pharoahs were not white.

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    LOL PP,I tan religiously 6 days a week.Tanned skin is awesome in this Chink's book.

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