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    My birthday is the day after I work a night coming up soon and I was thinking I should use this moment as an excuse to get people to buy more lap dances. Does anybody think that would work? "Hey baby, it's my birthday and a great present would be if you got a dance from me!" or something like that.

    Any ideas for any good birthday lines? :3

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    I tried this when I turned 25 and failed miserably.No one is gonna believe it's your birthday.Go out and have fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    "Hey baby, it's my birthday and a great present would be if you got a dance from me!"
    Knowing how the customer mind works, I think I can imagine the response. "Oh, yeah? Prove it. Lemme see your driver's license."

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    I had mild success with birthday. We have lots of girls who work on their birthday, especially if its during the week. Hell, at midnight its official.....

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    Try the birthday dollar pin. I've seen dancers pin a girl with a few bills to start her off and then customers just contribute to it. Most customers will put at least a fiver, so if it's a busy night, it adds up (and what's better than free money?). I think it looks a little weird (especially when dancing), but if it's done in good fun, I can't see why anyone would mind. Also, if custys see it, they'll be more likely to believe it's your birthday!


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    I banked on my birthday...but, the phrase I used was, "You know...I've got a great birthday suit on under this dress..." (or something like that...)

    BTW...if you have the DJ announce it's your birthday when you are going up on stage...it'll help you on the floor as well. "Here's LilithMorrigan, the sexy, beautiful birthday girl..." It'll help you stand out.

    It's what my DJ did for my birthday...I got a small money shower and had a line of guys waiting after my stage for a dance.

    Work it. heh

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    Hi,

    Just a custy's opinion...

    I don't know how well this would serve as an icebreaker or as a means to get that first dance. It would probably work well to get that second or third dance or more, or maybe a nice tip. Well, anyways, it would probably work for me.

    Although several might just want to buy you a drink - but you can fend that off easily enough.

    Happy birthday!

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    Cthulu!!! Okay now that that's over...

    You're right, I should have the DJ announce it!! What a good idea for stage tips. Knowing my DJ he'll be all cool and go, "Remember boys, she's dancing for you on her birthday so show her some love. She works for your applause and tips."

    I'll use it to get a second dance I think! :3

    Too bad it mostly doesn't work. Dammnit, I'll see what I can do.

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    At the club I go to, they do a couple of things for the b-day girl....

    1) The DJ announces the dancer's b-day when she takes stage for sets

    2) At some point during the shift, they present her with a cake and take a picture with the other dancers and staff on the main stage. They'll bring up any flowers that custy's might have sent to the club for her, etc.

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    Personally, I like to throw a money shower for my fave dancer on her b-day. I'll cheer "Happy B-day" when I toss it. (This one of the rare times I'd ever say anything during a money shower.)

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    Although, sometimes it doesn't matter if your b-day is during a slow shift.

    Last week was my fave dancer's b-day. LOL. I had fully expected her to work that day, but she decided not to, figuring it was just going to be a slow shift, and she'd rather enjoy her special day someplace else.

    (I tossed her b-day money shower the next day, in silence. heh)

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    I always make a special deal if a girl works on her birthday... If it is announced and the other girls and staff throw money when you go on stage, the customers should fall in line and make it a great night for you... If your DJ is cool , and does this for you everytime you go on stage, please tip him well, even though it's your birthday.
    Just remember the customer line...."Its my birthday do I get something special/"" Don't dqance for free for a birthday boy or bachelor... and don't stiff the DJ on your birthday if he makes you lots of money, unless he refuses your tip because its your day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    I tried this when I turned 25 and failed miserably.No one is gonna believe it's your birthday.Go out and have fun.
    hahaha i tried it last year when i turned 25 as well...
    My money was average for me possibly worse.... but, I ended up with a good drunk
    so it wasn't completely uneventful...


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    I actually worked the day before my birthday so when it turned midnight I walked around either gettting drinks or lap dances, I acted so giddy no one could think I was lying. The money wasn't terrific, but then my b-day's new year's eve.
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    If you have them, do you tell your regulars when your birthday is? Maybe if they know, they can come in and spend a llittle extra in terms of "I'm having a small party on such and such date and I want you to be there", said in your most sexy and personal voice.

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    I'm new so I only have a bout 2 regulars (not bad for two weeks).

    I had a great idea though!

    Until midnight I can go, "Hey babe, I'm only 18 for 3 more hours. Don't you want a dance before I become an old lady?!" or "Hey hun, I'm 18 now but I won't be for long. Don't you want a dance from an 18 year old!?"

    I'll call my regulars (w00 for having a business phone) and tell them to come in for a birthday bash!

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