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    Default Stag ideas

    I know there are a million threads about this, but I can't find them. Can you guys really quickly give me some tips on stag games/humiliation ideas- I'm doing one tomorrow, and have to entertain for the whole hour! I can only dance so long! It's in a backyard, too

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    Default Re: Stag ideas

    <<<my spock impression>>>

    Need..

    More....
    Info....
    Must do a vulcan mind meld on ya!!!
    heheheheheh
    ok ok......
    hmmmmmmmmm

    Keywords being
    1. Stag
    2. Backyard
    3. Humiliation
    A few questions for the panel if I may....
    1. You say stag,doesnt that mean NO females will be there??
    2. When you say backyard,are we talking
    A.private?
    B.with tree's or clothes line?

    And the big Q,define your desired "Level"of humiliation.
    (my powers can cut a mans pride to ribbons and must be used with caution)



    With the three keywords,and no definitions,this is what i got so far....

    Start the party in the back yard.
    Tree the fucker!!!
    Cuff his hands over his head to a low branch or around the trunk so he cant go anywhere.
    Do it sexy like so he thinks he is in for a good time.

    Fuck him!!!!!LOLOLOL
    The groom NEVER has money!!!

    Once you got him cuffed,start working the room(yard) and make your money.

    Do a lapdance for the best man,cut a piece of clothes off the groom.
    Do a lapdance for the ring bearer,cut a piece of clothes off the groom.

    And so on and so on,till you have every lapdance done and dollar made,and the groom is is stripped naked,tied to a tree.

    God help him if he gets a boner watching you give lapdances!!!lol

    He will NEVER live it down!!!

    Then go inside for the A/C and to finish off the keg with the guys till the money is gone,leaving the groom outside of course to watch thru the sliding glass door.

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    Default Re: Stag ideas

    BTW

    Im thinking it would be best to make all possible monies,and to depart, before they cut him free.

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    Believe me, an hour isn't that long if you have a decent amount of guests. But yeah, you start off with the standard bachelor humiliation. I think it would be funny to tie him to a tree (be sure to ask him if everything's OK; you don't want him to have some kind of flashback).

    Then dance for the other guests for tips, and play a party game, whatever you like. My personal fave was to let the guys bodypaint me, then make a print of my body on a T-shirt. Or you can let them give the groom a money shower (lie him down, put $$ on him and you crawl over him and pick it up). Or you can do like a little floor show with the prop of your choice; baby oil, paints, whatever. Shit, you could get really messy since it's outside.

    Have fun and make some bucks at your bucks night.

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    I run a stripper agency in Connecticut (. We do fun things like this a lot, you should visit my site for some ideals, we've got an awesome picture gallery! Here's my advice:

    For one dancer/solo-strip, I recommend to my dancers that they keep the attention focused on the bachelor for at least the first half-hour; it's his night, everyone wants to make sure he has a good time and will be likely to throw their bigger bills to see him squirm. Hopefully, you'll have a bachelor who'll be a good sport and be willing to get embarrassed in front of his friends/family. If he's a wuss, quickly grab the best man or any brave soul who's willing to step up (Crowds also like to see the youngest guy, like 18 year-olds, or a really old dudes get embarrassed too)

    1. Place a blanket on the floor with only one chair in the middle for the bachelor, let the crowd know that only the bachelor is allowed on the blanket but they can throw their tips on it.

    2. CUFF HIM! Make sure you get his shirt off first

    3. After your intial lapdances, STRIP HIM, try to get him down to his undies. If you feel comfortable dancing on him in his undies, grind on him & grab his cock (he should be somewhat erect). Be sure to keep a good rapport with the crowd, ask "Do you think he's having a good time?" or say cute things like "he's too small for me!"

    3. Get him on all fours like a dog and SPANK HIM with his belt. Most Dancers will ask for the brides name and spank him for every letter(ex. her name is Gladys ... you say give me a "G" and wham!) . Don't hold back either, crowds really want you to light his ass up! You can really milk this and kill some time
    a. Use the belt to make a dog collar and walk him or get on his back and ride him like a pony
    b. when he's not looking, let another guy in the party whack him!
    c. while hes bent over, take a Corona bottle or your vibrator and poke in his ass

    Those are the standards and should generate you some good money, other fun things to do with the bachelor (especially if there tipping really well):

    3. Search and Seizure - Where you walk around the room collecting bills from the crowd letting them put it anywhere they want to put them. Then the groom gets to take those off them with his teeth. No hands allowed
    4. Tequila Body Shots - Put the Salt on your nipples, a shot between your legs, and a lime in your mouth. Salt, shot and with no hands, he takes the lime.

    5.Whipped Cream Body Shots - You put the whipped cream in some interesting places and he gets to remove it. You might want to save this for the end, otherwise you'll be smelling like sour milk the whole night

    6. Hide the Lollipop - Lay him down on his back and have him hold the stick between his teeth. You sit on his face and grab the lollipop (warning, dancers have been known to get yeast infections from this)

    After you've worked the crowd up from embarrassing the bachelor you should be able to sustain the crowd with lapdances and good conversation, good luck and always bring a bouncer!


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    Thanks guys- it went swimmingly! I DID tie him to a tree, amongst other things.

    If you feel comfortable dancing on him in his undies, grind on him & grab his cock (he should be somewhat erect).

    6. Hide the Lollipop - Lay him down on his back and have him hold the stick between his teeth. You sit on his face and grab the lollipop (warning, dancers have been known to get yeast infections from this)
    Thanks for the advice, but, um- EW!

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    Default Re: Stag ideas

    yick. I never worked that hard but it sure explains some of the looks I've gotten after telling people I did bachelor parties. I hope those girls make a lot of damn money.

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    Yeah, I never did or do the lollipop...oh hell no.

    To be honest, I rarely saw home show dancers do anything that involved saliva or flesh-to-flesh.....we all made decent money without having to risk infection or disease.

    I think you should grab the water hose while he's tied to the tree and hose him down ("You need a cold shower!") I've heard of dumping ice down his pants too.

    If you've got the costume, dress up as a cowgirl, "lasso" him, ride him around, and then tie him up.

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    Default Re: Stag ideas

    I think you should grab the water hose while he's tied to the tree and hose him down ("You need a cold shower!")
    OMG- that would have been awesome!!! Next time, next time...

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