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    I cannot believe the loser waitress working my and two other girls' table tonight. Two other dancers there have a regular who brought in a friend and I was asked to entertain the buddy. I go in around 12:30a.m. and it is agreed that guy A will pay $300 and guy B will pay $300 for the rest of my night. Guy A already has a tab running and tells the waitress to put my money on his tab. Guy B opens a tab and asks for the same.

    Throughout the freaking hour and a half, one girl (who was pretty much taking care of everything) and myself checked with the waitress at least 5 times to make sure all the money - including theirs - was taken care of: A grand apiece for them, $600 for me. She kept saying "yes, I got it".

    At the end of night, we checked with her one more time making sure everything was correct. Yep, got it. So we all head out of the skybox and go to the dressing room. About 10 minutes later, here comes the waitress with our money. She starts out with me and counts only three.

    "Um, *insert waitress name*, I need another three. Remember, three from guy A, another three from guy B?" Her response? "Uh, what are you talking about?". Seriously. She went into a stupor like she had no idea what I was talking about. Then one of the other dancers I was with helped me jog her memory.

    Do you know what this girl told me? "Oh, Guy B said he was only paying for service charges and to just tell you it was taken care of.". Yes, you read right. Me: "So wait a minute, all those times I asked you if my money from him was taken care of, why did you say "yes"?

    Her: "I don't know. I didn't understand what you all were doing."

    So, basically, a waitress conspired with a customer to cheat me out of money and is trying to play dumb about it. The ticket I saw him sign (for $460) was for the service charges for Guy A's funny money and champagne and her tip. I don't care if she thought he was paying me cash or what. I asked that girl so many times if she had it taken care of and her response was always: yeah, I got it.

    I am so mad right now I have tears in my eyes. Guy A is a regular and the two girls I was dancing with say they can get the $300 for me (and even offered to throw in $150 and $150 to make it up to me) but the fact that it happened makes me so f*cking livid. I rarely get mad enough to where I think about hitting someone, but I swear I almost lost it tonight.

    I ended up talking to management and of course, there's nothing he can do once the tab is closed, but told me he'd look into it (whatever that means).

    From here on out, I will be taking care of my OWN dance tabs. No more waitress bullsh*t. I will take the card(s) myself and watch them get run myself since apparently I can't trust the waitresses to do their f*cking jobs (well, with the exception of one or two). Frankly, I think a termination is in order, but I doubt that will happen because I have to prove (even with witnesses) that the conversation happened - 5+ f*cking times!!

    Not sure what else to do at this point. Hopefully, I will still get the money, but I am very angry right now. Any ideas?

    WHEW!! Sorry so long. Now I'm going to go light some incense and meditate. Thank God for Tai Chi. I swear it keeps me centered and calm in the face of bullsh*t.


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    wow, that is JUST NOT COOL!

    i would be livid too! I would give MAJOR attitude to that waitress for the remainder of her job at the club!! Is she new or what, what is her deal?

    Do not let her handle anything for you again like you said! And SHAFT HER TIPS B/C she clearly shafted you w/out thinking twice!

    THIS IS BUSINESS! you have to play hard sometimes to get your point across that she messed up if nobody will fire her b/c she will continue to pull crap on you if you dont!


    MEANWHILE... try to get your money... but stop stressing over it (i know what it feels like , trust me) You will have a good night sometime soon and it will make up for it.

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    oh and btw.. i would think if she made an honest mistake she would be more apologetic over it and do whatever she could to fix it.

    So yea, she cheated you! Tell your customers to tip you what they would be tipping her everytime they come in now to make up for the 300 loss. And let her know you will be running a tab for her.. lol

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    Well, you know who to never ever ever work with again. Also feel free to tell customers horrible things like, "Oh, be careful. She (adds tips on to tabs) (spits in customers' drinks) (cheats guys out of money) . . " What pitiful behavior!

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    ^^ What tampa said. I would make that bitch's life hell every chance I got from now on. She straight up cheated you, most likely with the agreement the guy would tip her better. OMG I don't know if I could've kept my cool with that bitch, she deserves a straight ass whoopin! This pisses me off just reading about it

    Whatever you have to do to make your point, definitely make sure she remembers not to screw with your money from now on.

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    Yup, our waitresses like to tell my customers I'm not there when I am working. They are too lazy to ask the DJ or even tell the custy to check at the front, or w DJ.....idjots!

    Make sure that this girl sees you really take good care of other loyal waitresses......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst
    Do you know what this girl told me? "Oh, Guy B said he was only paying for service charges and to just tell you it was taken care of.". Yes, you read right. Me: "So wait a minute, all those times I asked you if my money from him was taken care of, why did you say "yes"?

    Her: "I don't know. I didn't understand what you all were doing."
    Does no one know how to tell a plausible lie anymore? (I mean except me.) How can she claim she was told to lie to you and she complied, and then turn around and say she didn't understand the arrangement even though it was explained to her? "Which is it, bitch, conspiracy or incompetence? Choose one and stick with it." It amazes me she thought the conspiracy excuse would divert the blame to the customer. How Homer Simpson. D'oh!

    Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst
    So, basically, a waitress conspired with a customer to cheat me out of money and is trying to play dumb about it.
    Yuppers, that's the only logical conclusion. When she painted herself into a corner by admitting conspiracy and you pointed that out, she had no choice but to backtrack to ignorance, which is implausible given her first admission. Boy, would Judge Judy rip into her ass.

    Take pleasure in knowing other dancers witnessed this little incident and also have placed her at the top of their shit lists.

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    Good morning! After about an hour or so of meditation (yeah, it took me that long to calm down enough to go to sleep) and reading you lovely ladies' responses, I feel mucho better.

    In retrospect, his ticket only covered 115 "twenties" of funny money and at $4 per $20, his tab was exactly $460 (I saw him sign it, but thought it was $300 for me, $60 service fee, and $100 tip for her). So if he did tip her he did it with cash.

    I don't know why that guy would do that though. His friend was willing to pay for the whole night but he insisted on taking care of at least half of mine. So unless he just gets off on cheating dancers out of money, there was no reason for him to do so.

    Yeah, she's an evil, trifling idiot but I sooooo believe in Karma and all will be right with the world once she gets her due (I wish I could see what happens to him when Karma comes back to bite him in the ass). I will take everyone's advice and make sure she sees a sharp decline in tips as far as I'm concerned, but I think the sweetest revenge is that yes, other dancers did hear about it and you know how things get around the henhouse, heh heh.

    E_E, LOL @ the Homer Simpson reference. When she realized she'd been caught, her mouth was wide open like "Oh f*ck - did I just screw myself??" She looked pitiful standing there while me and the other two dancers tried to get her to explain what happened. Then she took off and was in hiding by the time I got to the manager.

    I know something like this has happened before with this waitress but it didn't even occur to me until this morning. So I'll take the $300 loss as a stupidity tax on my part. Or an expensive lesson in collecting every dime owed to me before going to the dressing room.


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    dont work around that waitress again. its amazing to me but some not all waitresses tend to be not able to be dancers so some are jealous and will work to f$ck with us when they can.
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    Sorry girlfriend that SUCKS. Sickening !

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