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    Angry The stealth attack

    By that, I mean when a dancer will come up behind you, Leans over your shoulder and whispers in your ear "wanna dance?". They do in such a way that you can see virtually nothing about them: hair color, beauty, body style, etc.

    This really annoys me. Do you guys buy dances from the stealth attackers without seeing them? I never do, and some of the dancers have missed out on selling dances they would otherwise have sold if they had used a frontal approach.

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    Default Re: The stealth attack

    My general rule is you have to either impress me on stage or talk to me a couple minutes and make eye contact.

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    If they are stealthing you, chances are, they aren't too hot. Sometimes I do a sort of reverse stealth where I walk up to them and immediately put my ass in their face, but that's for the sort of man who doesn't give a rat's ass about hair color or personality

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    Hopefully not in those grandma drawers
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    Default Re: The stealth attack

    I don't ever think I've seen the "stealth" attack in motion. I'd have to agree with Kat and say they are probably not that good looking.

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    Default Re: The stealth attack

    I fell for that a few times when I was a SCJ rookie, but no longer (unless I know the dancer), more often than not there's a reason they are approaching from behind (can you say fugly?).

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    I usually sit in the first row of tables (i.e. plenty of seats behind me) and gals do a tip walk from table to table after their sets, so its not uncommon for gals (even attractive ones) to do this. I think its more about bad sales technique than appearance.

    You learn to say "no thank you" on reflex after awhile. Unfortunately the waitress always manages to pull this same shit at that exact wrong time when you need a drink, and you unmeaningly shoo her away for another half hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    If they are stealthing you, chances are, they aren't too hot. Sometimes I do a sort of reverse stealth where I walk up to them and immediately put my ass in their face, but that's for the sort of man who doesn't give a rat's ass about hair color or personality
    Kat, I do care about hair color or peronality, but if someone did a reverse stealh with an ass as hot as yours, how could any man resist buying a dance? I sure as heck couldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Sometimes I do a sort of reverse stealth where I walk up to them and immediately put my ass in their face, but that's for the sort of man who doesn't give a rat's ass about hair color or personality.
    that would be me. i have to admit that has worked on me a few times, but only if she has a great ass and she doesn't turn around. otherwise, i'll have to knock her out cold with a baseball bat. BTW, you have a head, kat? i'm sorry, i didn't notice. i was wondering what that..whatchamacallit..oh yeah....hair was doing in your avatar.
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    Default Re: The stealth attack

    Haven't been stealth before, but I don't get approached much anyways.

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    One of my personal rules of clubbing is "You never, ever 'wanna dance?' no matter how much you actually do." The stealth attack would get an automatic "No thanks. I'm fine." from me, as I want to see some game, some style, some grade-A SS before I reach from the wallet.

    File me under PL.

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    Default Re: The stealth attack

    I am surprised how few of you have had this happen. I find it to be almost epidemic. And, many very attractive girls do it too. It is a very poor sales technique - I respond with a kind "No thanks" without ever even turning my head.

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