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    this past weekend my boyfriend and i were in san diego, and we had planned to go to sea world. we decided the morning we were gonna go that we were too tired and decided to go to the nude beach.(for the first time)
    has anyone ever been to one? what did you think?
    it was kinda cool. there were way more men than women. a few couples.
    some things were sooooooo funny! like this one guy, striding purposefully down the beach, wearing only a cutoff t'shirt, village people style.
    just wanted to discuss this.
    omg! i almost forgot!
    this one man came and parked his stuff a few feet in front of us. i thought nothing of it at first. after he'd been there probably an hour, i turned to lay on my stomach. i felt kinda weird cuz the guy had a straight shot view of my cookie. well, i'm thinking, no big deal, we're at the nude beach. i turned and looked and he was totally staring at my twat! i told my boyfriend and we were laughing. i glanced back a few more times and he was still looking, he would look away when he saw me looking. a few minutes later i looked and he was actually jerking his weiner!!!we were like WTF!!! for a few minutes we fucked with him, looking back every few seconds b/c he stopped when we looked and started when we turned around. then we left b/c we were getting fried.
    is this normal? is this allowed on the nude beach or could he have gotten arrested or something? it was funny but really creepy.
    also, this one guy came over and asked me to put lotion on his back, and later came back over w/his stuff and camped out next to us and acted like we were best friends or something. i thought it was kinda rude and weird too.
    so have any of you been to a nude beach, what did you think, what was your experience like?
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    haha that's a funny story..
    Never done it

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    I LOVE NUDE BEACHES....i posted about them a few times....so much fun.

    Its kinda weird as it is usually older and uglier(not that im super good looking but you get the point) people... But there are a decent amount of young and not so bad looking people where I go...you just have to find hte right spot.

    There are some weirdos who will try and talk to you or walk around with an erection and just stare. I get hit on by gay guys pretty much everytime i go...its pretty funny. but it doesnt discourage me from going.

    Its an experience...i think everyone should try it at least once.

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    what about the guy jerking off? is that legal b/c its a nude beach, or what?
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bikinigirl04
    what about the guy jerking off? is that legal b/c its a nude beach, or what?
    no thats not legal...anywhere

    most people at nude beaches are very friendly and respectable...and usually people will say somethign if they see something like that.

    But there will always be guys who sit right next to the attractive girls and stare....its funny...everytime there are attractive girls...you will see a circle of men around them.

    But if people seeing you naked bothers you(you in the general term...not you specifically bikinigirl) you probably shouldnt be at a nude beach...and probably would have a tough time being a dancer too

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    and yes...there should be a patrol at the beach...and they will arrest the guy if they see it....report it to the lifegaurds and they will tell the patrol to remove the guy.

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    No, what he was doing is illegal, not only that, it's wrong, because it has the potential of ruining the nude beach for everyone.

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    Ew thats gross.......dont go to blacks beach: check!
    AinNY is the nude beach conesuier whore....look at him he loves it....the no-tan-lines tell all. LOL

    No thats not cool no anywhere. Sturbing outside is uncool period. I would have said something to that guy; thats just common respect that they DO NOT jerk off.
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    I've never been to a nude beach but a guy friend of mine has. It was in Miami. He said most of the people that were nude shouldn't have been letting it all show, like old dudes and stuff. But I think that's cool that people can just walk around naked and not care. I'd love to go to one but haven't yet.

    When I was in San Diego me and my brother drove all the way to Sea World and then decided not to go because we didn't want to pay how much it was to get in. So I made him drop me off at the beach, but not a nude beach!

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    ^^ yea Seaworld is alot of money for some sea creatures. I liked the Wild animal park myself.

    back to topic....
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    there was a security truck passing by frequently. the guy was lying on his side and he was being discreet...i guess... it didn't freak me out or scare me, it mostly was like, OMG!! pretty funny. just wondered if this was normal.
    i had fun, it was cool to be buck naked in broad daylight with my man!
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    I LOVE NUDE BEACHES....i posted about them a few times....so much fun.

    Yeah,we've seen many pics of your *ss on the beach,LOL!!!

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    This is why i hate nude beaches these days..First the bathrooms become full of people hooking up and getting each other off big time, fucking condoms all over the sand. 1 beach comes to mind here, been in the papers.

    Also too many wankers out in the open....screw that.

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    and yes...there should be a patrol at the beach...and they will arrest the guy if they see it....report it to the lifegaurds and they will tell the patrol to remove the guy.
    he will be easy to spot.

    Its the blind guy with hairy palms!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela
    This is why i hate nude beaches these days..First the bathrooms become full of people hooking up and getting each other off big time, fucking condoms all over the sand. 1 beach comes to mind here, been in the papers.

    Also too many wankers out in the open....screw that.

    Pamela
    Im sure you're referring to halouver...i've yet to have any problems there at all...granted im not a very attractive female (that im sure brings added problems) ...but i havent noticed anything that you mentioned at all...i would say i have been going there a few times a month since i've been down here in south florida

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Yeah,we've seen many pics of your *ss on the beach,LOL!!!

    i dont know what youre talking about


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    Black's is kind of nasty. Nude beaches and sex clubs have the same problem: too many lone, ugly men who stare at your hot companion when you arrive.
    Last time I went to blacks, i was walking around with my watch around my cock, there are pics of it somewhere


    I went to the one near Miami last summer, it was pretty cool.

    A lot of people here in SD also like to streak and get nekkid on fiesta Island

    Seaworld and the Zoo suck. If you want to see wild animals, leave some raw porkchops out on your front doorstep.
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    First, I have very crazy friends. They make people here look sane. Anyway, three weeks ago, we were all going up to Wisconsin Dells to go go-carting and roller-coasting. Oh, by the way, you haven't experienced true tacky until you've been to Wisconsin Dells. It's so tacky it's fun. So we take off but then another carload of nutcakes join up with us. The magic of cellphones. They want to hit some nude beach along the Wisconsin River. The humorous thing is that we're having this decision discussion in a gas station and, due to not being the quietest of groups, get lots of raised eyebrows. Needless to say, the nude beach won.

    In the group was yours truly, four guys, and six women. No couples. All single never-marrieds. All good looking with me being the oldest (41) and the youngest (a woman) being 18. We drive to a spot. Park. Hike FOREVER. Then we get to this thin stretch of beach long the Wisconsin River. On this beach it is packed! Bumper to bumper ... or bun to bun as the case was. We then walk for ETERNITY to find a spot where we can park. After I bit, I look back to see if anyone's left so we can get their spot. What I find is that we have a train of people following us. Not people also looking for a spot but people already disrobed following us. Mostly guys but also about a quarter of them women. I pointed this out to my group and that creeped us out. The followers didn't come up and talk to us ... which would have been cool ... but kept an eerie distance. One of our group thought it was just coincidence but when we backtracked to check the other side, the followers followed us there too.

    Fortunately, one of our group spotted someone they knew on the river in a powerboat. She whistled and waved him over and he gave us a ride out to "the best sandbar" where his wife and teenage daughters already were. He was on a supply run when we spotted him. That sandbar had a few boats but not very populated and, interestly, far more women than men (unlike the river bank beach strip which had FAR more men than women). After dipping ourselves in sunblock, we explored the sandbar and settled in. No orgy. Just volleyball, charades (playing it in the nude was quite humorous), and a campfire. Later one of the boaters took off and brought back a TON of brauts, beer, and snacks plus a Weber grill. Had a great time.

    So if you ever plan to do the nude on the Wisconsin River, rent a boat and aim for the sandbars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    Last time I went to blacks, i was walking around with my watch around my cock, there are pics of it somewhere
    I think i saw that on a TV ad slogan,

    "Timex,it takes a dicking,and keeps on ticking"


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    All I've gotta say is, nude beach..... It ain't the Playboy Channel!!! HAHA!
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    Oh, there's a free tastefully-done webcomic about nudists. Here's a link to it:
    http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com/d/20030804.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin Pie
    First, I have very crazy friends. They make people here look sane. Anyway, three weeks ago, we were all going up to Wisconsin Dells to go go-carting and roller-coasting. Oh, by the way, you haven't experienced true tacky until you've been to Wisconsin Dells. It's so tacky it's fun. So we take off but then another carload of nutcakes join up with us. The magic of cellphones. They want to hit some nude beach along the Wisconsin River. The humorous thing is that we're having this decision discussion in a gas station and, due to not being the quietest of groups, get lots of raised eyebrows. Needless to say, the nude beach won.

    In the group was yours truly, four guys, and six women. No couples. All single never-marrieds. All good looking with me being the oldest (41) and the youngest (a woman) being 18. We drive to a spot. Park. Hike FOREVER. Then we get to this thin stretch of beach long the Wisconsin River. On this beach it is packed! Bumper to bumper ... or bun to bun as the case was. We then walk for ETERNITY to find a spot where we can park. After I bit, I look back to see if anyone's left so we can get their spot. What I find is that we have a train of people following us. Not people also looking for a spot but people already disrobed following us. Mostly guys but also about a quarter of them women. I pointed this out to my group and that creeped us out. The followers didn't come up and talk to us ... which would have been cool ... but kept an eerie distance. One of our group thought it was just coincidence but when we backtracked to check the other side, the followers followed us there too.

    Fortunately, one of our group spotted someone they knew on the river in a powerboat. She whistled and waved him over and he gave us a ride out to "the best sandbar" where his wife and teenage daughters already were. He was on a supply run when we spotted him. That sandbar had a few boats but not very populated and, interestly, far more women than men (unlike the river bank beach strip which had FAR more men than women). After dipping ourselves in sunblock, we explored the sandbar and settled in. No orgy. Just volleyball, charades (playing it in the nude was quite humorous), and a campfire. Later one of the boaters took off and brought back a TON of brauts, beer, and snacks plus a Weber grill. Had a great time.

    So if you ever plan to do the nude on the Wisconsin River, rent a boat and aim for the sandbars.
    So in conclusion.....

    you went to a nude beach

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    Wait a minute, the guy was there with his teenage daughters and wife. Was the sandbar nude too? To me, that's a little disturbing. That's just me though. I've got crazy friends like that back in Florida that had a condo out at Paradise Lakes. We used to go there all the time, I don't like daytime naked personally, but I love skinny dipping at night.

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    I've been able to discreetly do the nude thing on secluded beaches here in Puerto Rico, where it's supposed to be illegal. It's great to feel the sun and sea without my bikini.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sol_de_pr2
    I've been able to discreetly do the nude thing on secluded beaches here in Puerto Rico, where it's supposed to be illegal. It's great to feel the sun and sea without my bikini.
    couldn't tell by your picture

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