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    Default Dear Customers: Stop asking me

    ... where the nearest Jack Shack is.

    I don't know!!! I don't go there!!!

    Why didn't you pull in at the gas station down the street and ask the guy there for directions? At least he has a penis so there's a chance he's been jacked in the area before.

    But why pay $20 cover and then ask strippers all night where the parlours are? Do you think we work on a circut, jackin' some nights, strippin' on others?

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    jack shack!!! rofl!

    never heard that one before hahaha
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    I need to find out the address of the nearest gay bar and send them there next time...

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    Stop asking me if I know where the local,, whore house/bordello/escort is.. what do I look like a providers station? Some guys are dumb.. * sighs *

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    Go ahead and ask me all you want; I'd rather get you out to make room for those who only desire a simple lapdance.

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    I recommend them to the yellow pages.
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    I've officially heard it all.

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    I tell them I don't know, but the bartender/bouncer might. Then that person can set them right or throw them out, as he/she sees fit.


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    I just referred them to ask the off-duty cop/bouncer that was working. heh Nice.

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    haha.. when they ask for extras i usually say that there are escorts listed in the nightmoves magazine.

    I remember one guy telling me he wouldnt want to do that b/c those girls have diseases! wtf? If a girl is escorting out of the club, what the hell makes her so different?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair
    ... where the nearest Jack Shack is.
    You know, if you have a Jack In The Box around (yes, the fast food place) you could always give them directions to that.


    If he comes back complaining, just complain about the loud music affecting your hearing, and that you thought he was hungry.


    Otherwise, you can just direct him to the most crime ridden street corner in town.
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    I tell them to find a taxi driver. Yes, I passed the buck (as such) however at least they left the club... and like Susan said... now leaves me with those who are there for the proper reasons... most importantly to spend money... preferrably on me


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    I would never ask a stripper where the nearest bordello was or insult her by talking about some other gal. I would probe if she does private sessions OTC providing she seemed to lean in that direction based on my take of her. I have had SC gals tell me "I need to make $200 today" I then would tell them "ok honey u told me what u want - I would like u to come over to my condo and go to bed with me." And I have had some of them take me up on it. Others I left my card with them and they called me later in the week to set things up. Ask them where the nearest bordello is? Heck theres no need to. I am not saying all gals in SC will do stuff OTC but a significant percentage will and thats can sometimes be the target population I seek.

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    Derek why not just save yourself some time and most all dancers the aggravation and just go straight to the souce and call AN ESCORT .

    As soon as a customers goes there with me it's time to get a bouncer. I'm not going to jail or losing my job because some guy wants to know where he can get off.

    Do your own dirty work, geez !

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    242 fair- i actually did the gay bar thing to an out of town rude customer one time. very rude to me and everyone else.
    he said: 'hey, where can i get a bj around here?'
    my reply: 'that service is not offered here'
    him: 'well, this place sucks then!'
    me: 'i do know one place that you might have a good time...' i gave him directions to the gay bar nearby and he went in! hahahahaha!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair
    I need to find out the address of the nearest gay bar and send them there next time...
    Send them to the back door of Remingtons!! Rofl

    I usually ignore them and walk away.. when I’ve heard it too many times in one night I get this uncontrollable urge and say: I hope your dick falls of ... I hate that ish


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    I have done two things already mentioned: recommending the yellow pages and telling them to ask the bouncer or manager. I have also made a loud announcement that I am not a hooker (loud enough for others to hear and embarrass them). I also like to tell them that I wouldn't spend 8 hours in 7 inch heels to make a buck if I was into finishing off two pump chumps like him. Then I always add...(since they get slightly offended) "Look, If you are offering to pay for it, I KNOW you wouldn't take long!"

    We don't get a lot of that here... I guess when I have recommended them to the yellow pages, they are asking if I do "privates" and sometimes you can just tell they don't mean dances.

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    based on derek's attitude id say he's pretty much full of s##t!
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    Default Re: Dear Customers: Stop asking me

    "I heard one of the bouncers is in charge of that department."

    "Here's a deal for you. Send me over someone who wants to have a LD with me and I'll tell you what I know about that place."
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Wow that sucks. Its too bad you can't screen people before they come in.

    The thing I can't figure out is why when I go to my club there's always some huge tv set above the stage & other tvs placed around the room. If I wanted to watch tv I'd stay at home. I go to my club to watch the ladies dance & sometimes to have lunch or dinner. I think that the gimmicky stuff draws in a lot of people who would be better off staying at home.

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    HAHAH At this club in CLE, There was these 2 big screens on either side of the club, and they'd play adverts for the girl on stage....then some adverts for the club. Then, which was hilarious, a slide that said 'What are you looking over here for?! The pussy's over ---->'

    Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    HAHAH At this club in CLE, There was these 2 big screens on either side of the club, and they'd play adverts for the girl on stage....then some adverts for the club. Then, which was hilarious, a slide that said 'What are you looking over here for?! The pussy's over ---->'

    Hilarious.

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    That's good... When I signed up for my membership at The Men's Club they kept telling me all about their cigars & special fights & all kinds of other crap. I looked the lady that was signing me up square in the eye & told her that I was only interested in the ladies. I would visit the club, maybe have a meal & a drink or 2 & hopefully find a cute girl to dance for me & give her the money I had brought. I guess I'm just strange or something. But she gave me a big smile.

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