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    Thumbs up Tom Cruise is nuts dot com

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    Good laughs... Finally something worth reading about Tom Cruise!


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    LMFAO Now THAT is entertainment!!!

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    I think it's awful what he did to Scientology, made it look nuts, but if no one's going to listen to him spout his opinions on other things I hope they truly don't believe everything he says about Scientology.
    You can take any religion and make it sound nuts or make it sound super, it's all in who is doing the tlaking and who is doing the listening.
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    So I sent $29.99 to the Pacific Universal Life Church of San Luis Obispo, California, and started my own damned church.

    Welcome to the Apathetic Church of the Inaccurate Assumption (it was either that or Our Lady of Perpetual Motion). We believe the following:

    1)When you die, your soul goes to a garage in Cleveland.

    2)Look at the 10 Commandments. Pick out the five you like, and stick with 'em.

    3)Everyone should take a vow of poverty. Just send your wealth to me.

    4)Jesus wasn't born in Dallas because we couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. All we could come up with was an ass, and that was the mayor.

    5)That "Forbidden Fruit" thing in Eden had to be Asparagus. Anybody that eats those deserves to be thrown out.

    By the way, you are very correct, Gypsy. If we use him as an example, we'd think everyone in Scientology was nuts.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    ^LMFAO

    I also agree with Gypsy. Anyone can turn a religion/spiritual path into something it's not, pretty much making it a joke to anyone who is subjected to that person's ramblings. I'm thinking that not many people are listening to Mr Cruise these days, so that's a good thing. It's funny, because John Travolta and his wife (Kelly Preston) are also Scientologists, and I don't see them going off on anyone for taking antidepressants. They practice their religion as something sacred to them. They're not pushing it on anyone and are in fact very private about it all. I think in many ways, that's the way it should be.

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    He's also quite certifiably gay.

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    LOVE the website! I'm so sick of Tommy's mid life crisis... I mean c'mon, the younger girlfriend and sudden spiritual passion. How many sports cars do you think he owns? Next thing you know he and Katie are going to split up because he's madly in love with the Olsen twins and his new hair plugs.

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    yea... im saying the guy is gay too. I heard it from a pretty reliable source that knows him... But hey, could just plain old gossip...i guess


    But i still say hes gay anyway...

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    Gay just means you guys can't have him
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    How many sports cars do you think he owns?
    Well, he just got a Ducati...

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    Ya know i really used to like the guy ALOT. Now i like him just a little. All because of ALL the BS that he makes for himself.

    I just read Brook Shields book, "Down Came The Rain," and it is sad. How dare he talk shit about her needing meds??????

    This Katie shit has got to go. I can't wait until it does, and OH it will sooner than later i hope.

    Well he can buy a brand new sports car, and he can buy new clothes, and get a new hsir style...But one thing he did do...lol, i saw him on Oprah and he always frowns..Always, and squints, lifts his forehead...all that normal shit. He could not raise his eyebrows on Oprah!!! I kept saying why does he look so fresh, so fuckin young....Well Botox. Short lived, but gotta look good for the world and Katie!!!!

    It will pass....I am rambling here, because i love his movies, and him as an actor. But, i don't like him as a person.....Thank God for Nicole!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    Gay just means you guys can't have him
    Please, take him...

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    War of the Worlds was pretty cool...

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    I've never liked Tom Cruise- EVER. I liked the movie top gun because of Val Kilmer, then I met Val Kilmer and I decided that I wasted a lot of time (the man is an ass)..

    However, I have always liked Nicole Kidman and I love her class. You never hear anything negative ABOUT her and you never hear her speak anything negative either. Kudos to Nicole, glad she got rid of the ugly mole that was attached to her for so long (tc)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger
    I've never liked Tom Cruise- EVER. I liked the movie top gun because of Val Kilmer, then I met Val Kilmer and I decided that I wasted a lot of time (the man is an ass)..

    However, I have always liked Nicole Kidman and I love her class. You never hear anything negative ABOUT her and you never hear her speak anything negative either. Kudos to Nicole, glad she got rid of the ugly mole that was attached to her for so long (tc)

    Top Gun: The sordid tale of one man's struggle with his homosexuality... That is the most Gay "Not Gay" movie ever made... Oh, shit... sorry... Batman and Robin has that stigma, my bad... Well... Top Gun is the SECOND most Gay "Not Gay" movie ever made.

    Grrrr... Curse you JOEL SCHUMACHER!!! Batman is HETEROSEXUAL!!!!

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    Ahhhh... to be in the limelight and always a spectacle... still like the the guy, so he went a little nuts! Give him time, he'll staighten out! I'd still fuck him, that's for sure!!
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    hahaha....that's awesome...fuck tom cruise
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