It's a trap Madcap.
Only if it's scented right, and draws me in, and is sticky,Originally Posted by Crow
Maybe if it keeps me coming back...
Wait...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



The club I go to is one-way contact. This is enforced on stage and in the VIP area, but out on the floor, it's pretty common to see guys giving back-rubs and such.





OK, my thoughts on contact.
I know dancers well enough, (both inside and outside of the venues), to know what's really going through their mind. I don't have any great desire to have a high contact lap dance with a dancer muttering in my ear, "hey, you're making me horny", when I know what's really going through her mind is "What's for supper tonight?" or even "dipshit".
I'll settle for low contact, and just regard the whole thing as a slightly unusual form of entertainment. If it's a bit of fun between both sides then that's great by me - I've got to enjoy the view and the dancer's got to earn her living, hopefully with a genuine smile on her face.
The sole exception to the low contact bit is one or two dancers I know well, and who have strong exhibisionistic tendancies. We've known each other for several years and understand each other well enough to enjoy the effect we have on each other, but this is a very personal thing confined to just the one or two dancers.
I don't mind the "high contact" bit, cos I know the dancers concerned are doing it as much for their pleasure as mine - and it only happen's with dancers I've stuck up a friendship with, cos only then do we trust each other enough to both behave in a way intended as much for the other sides' gratification as our own.
I have to be realistic though and say that dancer's like the above, who genuinely get fun out of it, are about as common as rocking horse shit.
Phil.





In my club guys can touch my shoulders, sides, the back of my ass (stay away from where the thong goes, pal...), and the outsides of my legs. A lot of guys try to go for the boobage, and hell, some girls let them. I dont. No way.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Well of course they consider you a gentleman.Originally Posted by Derek
Whenever a guy starts sucking my tits at work that's what I think too: what a damn gentleman!!
I'm suprised you havn't been able to land a horny stripper wife with all your (gentle) smooth moves and titty suckin'.
I had one stripper at one of my fav clubs even have an orgasm during a very close dance - my manhood was at an angle that it was actually going into her pussy - I (even thru clothes) - I could feel the lips parting and she climaxed and had quite intense spasms of orgasm and all this during about the 5th $5 dance - I was telling her one of my fav sexy stories - the one about the Oneida Community. I have found quite a high percentage of strippers do marry customers and I would not have too much of a prob taking one for my wife (assuming I could get along with the lady) like the one I have been seeing now. A lot of them express to me that they want to be a stay at home housewife and really take care of their man. As far as feeling them real good at the club and sucking tit - hey these gals encourage this, this is par for the course in Houston. Our gals (they r good girls, many of them trying to make ends meet) know what they need to do to please the customer. Some of u dancers that have been posting here I do not know if u would be able to make it in this town.Originally Posted by 242_fair





I don't want to give away all my secrets but.........
....some girls fake it.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
I got some primo land in southern florida to sell ya... Wanna buy a bridge?Originally Posted by Derek
I rest my case.Originally Posted by Derek
P.s.: Your 'Manhood'. rotfl




My club out here was no contact at all. When I worked in Florida, I swear it was kind of up to the girl. I like my no contact because when you give a guy an inch they take a mile. My example is good ole Derek. I wonder how many dancers see him walk through the door and think "oh god, I know I need the money, but not that bad". I know I had custys like that. In Florida we had a guy like Derek we used to call Dirty Bob or Booty bouncing Bob, I'm naming Derek, Dirty Derek.



There soon will be a club for you Derek:
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Galloping Jugs Gentlemens' Club - Where We've Lowered the Standards So More Guys Can Be Called "Gentlemen"!
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.



I don't know why, but I have this image of someone like that walking in, nattily attired in a psychedelic lime green plaid sportcoat with orange seersucker pants, tricolored bowling shoes, cheap sunglasses, one of those pencil moustaches, and hair combed with buttered toast. His best pickup line?Originally Posted by showgirlschloe
"Ya Wanna?"
I know it's not right, so sue me.
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.


^I was thinking more along the lines of the classic powder blue leisure suit paired with a shirt(butterfly collar, of course)worn open to display the obligatory chest hair.
Even Better:
Woody Harrelson's character from "Kingpin"
Oh yeah, on the subject...my club has a NO contact rule.




Nonono.. It's that guy with the curly chest hair he loves to display thats full of gold chains.. and always greasy looking. Ew! He's got on one of those seventies silky shirts.. open to the navel and polyester pants with white shoes. I bet hes even got a toothpick in the corner of his mouth, chewing on it, making that click noise as he points at you and says " what's your sign ... babe."
As for contact at my club, it varies from girl to girl. Itell guys, don't go in the no-no zone and don't pinch me.
Miss R



I seem to recall reading somewhere that some cities, particularly Houston and several in California, have passed ordinances requiring dancers to keep a distance of at least three feet from customers. I also read that some cities require a registration. Is that true, and if it is, is it even enforced?
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.
hahah reading this all I could think of :
ANYWAY YOU WANT IT, THATS THE WAY YOU NEED
ANYWAY YOU WANT IT
WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I like to be surprised I guess. I havn't gone to a single club more than once yet except 1 <still new to this > So I like being surprised. I got a dance from this girl the other night who I guess liked me, it was a medium contact club, but she grabbed my hands <I don't touch on the first LD! GENTLEMAN'S CLUB!> in a way that her hands where under mine, then she touched herself all over but I couldn't feel it, I just knew where the hands where going. It doesn't get any worse than that!
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Yes, I guess some parts of southern Cali are now requiring registration. They don't do that out here in the desert. The three foot rule goes by when you are on stage and you take off your top, then you have to be three feet away from the custy.
derek is an idiot and will always remain so. Just remember derek we're laughing at you not with you and in the end the girl who may have let you touchher goes home to her boyfriend or husband AND NOT YOU!!! You have to pay to touch. LLLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
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