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    I spend my days working in a chiropractic office. Occasionally we do spinal screenings at outdoor festivals in order to advertise and pick up some new patients. So I was standing out on the street offering people the exciting opportunity to get a free spinal screening and "marketing" (I had my shirt off). I didn't know much about the area of Chicago that we were in, but I learned from a few people passing by that we happened to be a couple doors down from a strip club, and I should think about seeking employment there. Well, I did think about it, and the next Saturday I went over to check out the club. I talked to the owner, and he said to check out the club for a while, and I could come back next Saturday and audition/dance. So I was hanging out for a bit, checking out the club, and a few guys were not too happy about waiting alllllll the way until next week to see me on stage Oh, at this point I should probably reveal that this is a gay strip club (although women go there too). I happen to be straight, I'm just open-minded and opportunistic So anyways, I said "What the hell", stripped down to my underwear, and got up on stage. Now, you must understand that my experience with any kind of dancing at this point was extremely limited. I never go to clubs or anything, so I really had no idea what I was doing. But nonetheless, I shook my ass for about 7 minutes, and made $64. That was about 4 weeks ago, and I've been back each weekend and a few weekday nights.

    The money and attention seriously blows my mind. For those curious, on average I've been walking home with about $500/night (like 3 hours worth of "work"). I've really been enjoying it, and I'm going to be broadening my stripping horizons in the near future

    Before I wrap this up, I'd just like to extend a greeting to all the beautiful girls who hang out here. I've been checking out your forum, and you seem like a very chill group. If anybody is curious or has any questions about my side of the stripping world, I'd be more than happy to fill you in. It's been interesting to read the posts here and determine which elements of your world apply to me, and which don't.

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    Heh wow - I'm impressed. Welcome to SW!

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    I'm a dumbass. I'm stitting here wondering "how could she just stand on the side of the road with her shirt off.....?"

    Come to realize we're welcoming a man to the fold! Lol, I'm not as stupid as I seem, I swear!

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    hey.. welcome to stripperweb. Nice chest

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    I'm a dumbass. I'm stitting here wondering "how could she just stand on the side of the road with her shirt off.....?"
    Haha, I'm more understanding of your error because I just finished reading a thread on girls using guy's names

    Thanks for all the welcomes!

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    Only $64? I had someone offer me $100 to NOT get on stage.

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    You look a little sunburned in your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
    You look a little sunburned in your avatar.
    I'm looking at this thread at work (my other job), and I look extremely red on this screen. Not at home though. Ouch, that looks painful.

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    I bet I know what club you work at!!!

    Anywho...welcome to SW!

    Too bad you missed SW Fest...but maybe next time!


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    Heh, looks like you fell asleep on your back outside

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    I bet I know what club you work at!!!

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    Ok, I'll take your bet. What do I get if I win?

    Actually there's only one club that I know of that actually hires dancers for regular work, and that's not where I've been dancing. In the gay club scene they either hire you for a week every couple months or so or they hire dancers from agencies on a nightly basis. In other words, you move around.

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    kinda embarrased to admit this but i also thought the same thing "how could you be standing outside with your shirt off" didn't know you were a man til i started reading the replies. yep...felt like a dumbass.
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    Hehe...yet another that was questioning the "standing outside with your shirt off" thing. I was thinking, "Good grief! What kind of crazy chiropractic clinic is this?" Oh well- good luck with everything!

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    Welcome!
    Aren't the gay clubs great! my bf danced at one in DC and they LOVED him, they thought he was so cute his first week.. Plus I taught him a few moves to use on stage.
    Good luck and don't take cany crap from the men, we sure don't!
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