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    Default What NOT to say in front of your Grandma...

    Sooooo, i'm having lunch with my Mom and my Grandma. I'm sitting there eating my Philly and i overhear some shit i didn't expect to hear...

    Grandma rule #1: Remember everything you were told last Christmas.
    Grandma rule #2: If you weren't paying attention, make sure and ask whom they were speaking of before bursting out with "SHE'S KNOCKED UP?" Make sure they are talking about your Aunt (Who told you full fucking well that she was preggers last christmas), and NOT your cousin!
    Grandma rule #4: Never use the term "Knocked up?" No matter how shocked you may be, despite misunderstanding the whole fucking conversation.
    Grandma rule #3: In the odd chance the above two vanish in your mind, PLAY DUMB!

    Grandma and Mother at lunch rule #2: Immediately mentally cut your balls off, they will get you in trouble.


    This has been a public service announcement.

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    LMFAO!!!

    Yep. Got one of those too....

    Only one rule: Never say "Fuck that" in front of granny... you will have a lump on yer noggin for a month!


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    Default Re: What NOT to say in front of your Grandma...

    Dear Madcap: Please further define the phrase "eating your Philly". Cheesesteak? WTF mang?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Default Re: What NOT to say in front of your Grandma...

    Southwest philly cheesesteak from applebees. It's a little like god, only with onions...

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    oooo yea. MadCap I am totally with you there.

    Forbidden Southwest Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm *drool*
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    Default Re: What NOT to say in front of your Grandma...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger
    Only one rule: Never say "Fuck that" in front of granny... you will have a lump on yer noggin for a month!
    I remember one of my brothers saying, about someone we were watching on TV, "Fuck him!"....then we realized grandma was in hearing distance.

    She just sighed and said, "Would that I could".
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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