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    Default Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    Sometimes I just cant help but tease and be mean to the guys that come in and get so drunk they fall asleep in their chairs.

    I use to have a reg that would with me, make bets on which drunk would trip and fall down and or pass out first. I know I'm a big meany, but sometimes, in the world of stripper-dom, life is good!

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    EVIL! HOW COULD YOU?!
    *tears up*

    Thats....so....so aweful....

    You should be ASHAMED.

    lol :/

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    Default Re: Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Sometimes I just cant help but tease and be mean to the guys that come in and get so drunk they fall asleep in their chairs.
    I guess I need to start drinking and going to strip clubs then. Nobody does that to me at Kroger's or the PTA meetings.
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    Default Re: Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    I do the same thing. Keeps the job entertaining!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    what's wrong with making fun of people who get so drunk they fall out of their chair? I had a friend who was in AA and was dating a guy for a while who was wearing a neck brace. I was like "Why is he wearing a neck brace?" apparently he got drunk and fell off his bar stool and hurt himself. I'm glad she ended up breaking up with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    EVIL! HOW COULD YOU?!
    *tears up*

    Thats....so....so aweful....

    You should be ASHAMED.

    lol :/

    Does the company that makes your bra also make a girdle?

    I ask because a friend of mine was interested in knowing.
    Fredericks. I have no idea about girdles. Victoria Secret has some good deals on bras for busty gals like me - tell your friend to check with Fredericks.

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    Default Re: Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    When I used to work in the emergency room, we used to bet on the blood alcohol levels of the various drunks the cops brought in!

    What the heck? It's not like we were HURTING them by it . . . . (evil grin)


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    Default Re: Sometimes I just cant help myself.

    colleen, I had a state attorney tell me that the highest he ever heard of coming through in a case was a .4. A level of .08 is legally drunk in Florida. What's the highest y'all ever saw?

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    If you believe , and I do, .24 is the highest I've heard.
    Last edited by Helle; 07-09-2005 at 01:54 PM. Reason: Edited to fix code.

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    I have three sisters that are nurses, so I believe you. They also bet on the number of stitches required to close stab wounds.
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    Gah, thats liquor posioning!

    Amazing, people PAY to do that to themselves. I drink yes, but not quite on that scale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Gah, thats liquor posioning!

    Amazing, people PAY to do that to themselves. I drink yes, but not quite on that scale.
    I believe I posted elsewhere on this site that you aren't REALLY drunk until you wake up naked in a patrol car with two police officers, and YOU are the one driving.
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    Hah. Any thread with a TuckerMax reference is one of the best ever. +10 cool points to Helle.

    I remember the cops bringing my mom home after a crazy night and explaining to my older brother that she tried to make one suck her teet. Hot huh? She kept calling me some dude's name too. Hahaha I remember the next morning when she had been fined for disorderly conduct and saw the fine she flipped OUT.

    What a MOM.

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