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    Default So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    So, I got the itch. Now I am deciding.

    To Go, or Not To Go.

    I'm sure thats what Shakespeare meant.

    Seeking help.

    Last week I blew a Nice Chunk Of Change <more than $800> on the weekend.

    I know I can restrain my self, but 'Lead me from temptation' and all that jazz.

    There is this club about a half hour from here, that I feel I owe a lot of money to cream. In LD form of course.

    Also, there is a club in Cleveland I wouldn't mind visiting.

    I also think I have gas :/ This could hinder the experience. Or if I play it right, <I.e. Blame it on her in a room full of V.I.P.> I could make Mr_Punk proud.

    So... Pros:
    1) Cream
    2) Lea

    I'm working on Miss X names a la FBR.

    Cons:
    1) Driving
    2) Hearing my accounting department yell 'What the HELL' in unison.
    3) My atm card threatened to put in its two-week notice :/
    4) "Blue Balls" --Sh0t -What do I get in the Cham-pa-gin room.
    5) <--serious one. Closer club or trip to cleveland. :/

    Any opinions?
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Oh btw. I'm a 'Senior Member' now. PHEAR.

    seriously, I can't find where to mail a donation to. :/
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Go read the pink side for 20 minutes, then tell me if you still want to go to a strip club.
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    I did. Thats how I went to one in the first place!

    I made an avatar of carl from aqua teen hunger force. Dunno if I wanna use it tho:/
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Ok, so, I had the boy lay out my formal shorts, and I sucked it up.

    Due to monitary losses this week, I decided to budget myself a good 140. I needed to get out and disconnect for a short time.

    *rubs head*
    God I hope Mr_Punk takes about a year hiatus, he's going to eat me alive.
    Opinions are welcome, but I'm fragile, think of the children!

    I arrived at what seems to be becomming a more frequent club for me around 9:00, the Rare Cherry. <Newer review coming soon>

    On a fun scale of 1 - 10. This was an 11. I owe the entire experience to a single dancer.

    I know this sounds like a PL rant, and it is , its not like I am in love with her, or even have feelings beyond what two people can have for more than 2 encounters <I do I am sure>, however instead of reviewing the whole experience <will do for clubs and reviews> I wanted to focus on how it was made apparent to me by one person how God/Buddah/Allah/Rodney Dangerfield RIP can have a cruel and unusual sense of humor. Don't get me wrong, I would and will do it again in a heartbeat.

    Onto the Meat. hahaha Hey Lois....I said "Meat"

    I went out in a fit of depression and confusion. Yea I got shit going on in my life and no outlet for it. Boo hoo. I'll get over it, but I just wanted to be among new faces this evening so I jetted.

    I swear I wasn't there for more than 5 minutes before I felt a finger under my chin. I looked and I was totally taken aback. I thought I had seen the two 9's in this club. Where did THIS girl come from? She wore glasses, and had a school-girl outfit on. I totally broke my neck in a double take! Then I heard 'Hey Baby!' <I have a horrible memory due to some issues from before but my ears clued me in. It was Miss C!. The incredi-hottie from the first/second visit.> She came up to see me. *SWOON* [insert mr_punk quote tags here] She was un-fucking-believable looking. If I could do a good imitation of Will Smith from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I woulda 'GAWD DAYAM' *head shake* Her and I chatted for a bit about nothing then she got up on stage.

    Now the mood was set by these toolsheds that where there for the batchelor party. They where having a great time, they where just pretty loud. I of course went up and tipped Miss C and told her I owed her a lot of money this evening. She didn't get it at first but then she did.

    After her dance we started talking about things, she brought up some issues of a personal nature that really reflected my own history, so I knew that she couldn't be hustling me. This went on for a while. The bar promotes the dancers freedom which is nice, cause I didn't feel like I was getting her in trouble for listening. This is when I knew I was truly attracted to this person, as a person, not 'I wanna date this person' but 'I wanna know more, I want to listen'. We both had very similar yet extremely unique experiences growing up. It was awesome connecting with someone on the same playing field. I'm not going into detail, but still its so odd for me to find someone, male or female, that has similar experiences in which to draw character from. It was a refreshing light hearted conversation on life and the road that got us to where we are.

    It was as if I didn't even know I wanted to talk about this shit. What it was is that I knew no one would be able to really hear it. Until I talked to her.

    See when you remenisce about ones past in any story, its hard when someone doesn't understand the atmosphere it was around. I.E. if someone who was raised in the circus was to tell you why he thought the elephant did something funny, you'd have to understand the atmosphere from his eyes. I >never< had that with anyone. Not saying it didn't exist. I never had someone tell me they understand, and for some reason I think they do. Its silly, but no big deal, its just nice to know there is someone out there.

    And then I realized how awesome a dance could be when the dancer is comfortable with you. Nothing illegal, no extras or anything, but the whole experience changed. It was very flattering and 'one in a million'. I really liked her Art of the Tease. She was really good at it. I mean Eskimo Kisses? *melt*

    She went up for her second set, and she came back and sat with me before going up to dance and we watched the batchelor dance together, and I noticed how protective she is of her other dancers and found it very admiral <I mean I know she could kick my ass>. She never said that she was protective in so many words, but there was a part where a guy started to move his hands over another dancer's hoo-haw and I thought she was going to fly out of that chair.

    When she went up, she told me she picked the second song for me and she wanted me to listen to the lyrics.

    Miss C - If you find this, THANK YOU. It was totally cool!

    Of course I went up to tip her. And she put her head next to mine and sang a particular part of the chorus to me. Hot. I needed a book to leave the stage

    We went back up afterwards and talked, she made a beeline right for me, and the deal is, she never talked money with me, and I felt so bad cause that meant NEITHER of us where counting songs, but oh well, she deserved whatever I had. Of course the ATM was out.

    We closed the bar together, and I had to go find an ATM to get her her cash. By the time I had gotten back she had left and requested I leave the money with some dude. I will be following up on this.

    This girl really made my night. <Realism in minutes I swear> I felt so good. I mean in my current state in life I would say every quality she has I would be looking for in a lifetime partner in my professional and personal life. She has no fear, she can handle her own, she will approach anyone or anything and treat them like a person, she looks wonderful, is intelligent, has plenty to talk about, and is engaging. But *sigh* she has a Girlfriend and an excellent relationship with her on that. If I said I felt nothing emotionally for this girl, I'd be lying. I wont lie. But hey she's got a great thing going, I aint getting in the way of that.


    I wanted to edit the 'ON THAT NOTE' portion to say
    I wasn't after her sexually, I was totally taken aback like a kid who met a new friend and just wanted to talk constantly. My point is I >never< would have thought this would have happen in this scenario. And I am glad it did. I needed it. I realize now that dancers are not always about business, they are human at work too, and its no different than a consultant becoming friends with one of their clients while working.

    Was it all fake? <I only ask FOR you cause I know you'll all be telling me it was fake>

    No. She had absolutly 0 reason to lie. I woulda payed the green regardless.

    One of my first Girlfriends dumped me, and cheated on me, and told me she lied throughout our whole relationship, and I replied 'Well I felt good when it happened, whatever drove you to make me feel that way aside, I'll remember how I felt, not how you felt.'

    Miss C sent me home rockin like a rockstar!

    Ok guys and gals, eat me alive. I'll enjoy it to say the least. Just, for this post call me Holden. Oh and on the budget? only god knows how much I spent.

    I know Clark's got my back.

    Note: I edited this after re-reading it because I want to make sure I didn't come across too heavy. It was an awesome evening. A ton of laughs and getting to know someone. Its just I never thought I'd meet someone like her in a club. But thats probably cause I'm too new to the game. Cheers!

    ::Mast::
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    She sent me home rockin like a rockstar!

    Ok guys and gals, eat me alive. I'll enjoy it to say the least. Just, for this post call me Holden. Oh and on the budget? only god knows how much I spent.

    I know Clark's got my back.
    Okay I'm going to play defense for you on this one Mast...

    So last night I was Atlantic City hanging out at the Borgata (it's the only AC Casino that doesn't suck) having too many fucking drinks at the B Bar, playing some video poker to pass the time. So it was fun, and over the course of the evening I met some interesting women hanging out at the bar. About 10pm and in walks this smoking hot babe. I mean you could hear the noise level in the place just STOP while every guy in the bar stopped what he was doing and stared. The bar tender acted like some dumb ass giddy school boy getting while trying to pour her drink. Off she goes, and all of us dudes at the bar, in unison look at each other and know everyone one of us would have blown off our SOs for a chance to fuck her. I think I also saw a few chicks in the crowd do the same thing

    There wasn't a single guy in the room there who wasn't

    A.) Heterosexual
    B.) Normal
    C.) Not a gimp

    who wouldn't have taken a risk and blown off his SO for a chance to fuck this girl (well, maybe at least a chance to blow a wad off cash on this girl if she was a stripper in a strip club).

    Now that happens, from time to time. We guys are totally into the visuals and sometimes we run into a chick (yes even a stripper) who burns out our visual sex activator circuits. You know what I say Mast? I say ENJOY THOSE FUCKING TIMES. Hope you had a great time at the club. Even if you do come out feeling like a complete fool and a hell of a lot poorer, you remember a few as having all the right ingrediants.

    As long as your not being a chump and selling out cheap everytime any stripper says "oh baby your so hot" I see no problem with blowing a big wad on a stripper that is your visual/mental ideal. Of course having enjoyed it, let it go. Don't do the ATF thing, or obsess over her in the future, thats lame and will lead to your ruin
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    My ATF is on the other side of the country, but we have a total runner up here.

    Thanks man, appreciated. Having a hard time typing <Visual Sex Activator Circuits havn't come back online yet>

    See the point I'm trying to convey in that book I wrote is that, I went to this bar hoping to get a couple sensual LDs and forget life. I left with a new friend and a huge burdon temporarily lifted off my shoulders. I'm just sayin that since it happened in the SC doesn't mean it was any less genuine of an encounter than say at a perkins. I'm was just so impressed by what she's accomplished.

    I pointed her to the site during our conversations.

    *Blush*
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    130 posts!
    In a month.
    I am the god of Fuck.
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Nothing wrong with occassionally endulging in excess in life, and say for example getting good and shit-faced drunk, gambling a big roll of cash, or spending a big wad of cash on strippers or whatever your thing is. And if your going to indulge to excess you may as well enjoy the hell out of it while doing it, and wake up feeling like shit in the morning.

    But a really hot chick can be as addicting as heroine, and like any other addiction it will ruin you. So whatever it takes not to become addicted to the clubs, or more important, addicted to any one stripper.

    Unfortunately a lot of guys have to learn the hard way about addiction to strippers.

    Me, I don't do the ATF thing and if anything it pisses me off when I go back to a club a 2nd time and a stripper acts like she owns me for the night just because I spent money on her one some other night. I'll spend a lot if I find a stripper that blows my mind, but I don't go "see her" again. It's never as good as the first time anyway. Better to save the next round of over indulgence for something new and different. But whatever works for you. That's what works for me.

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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Bully for you. To guys like me, this is what strip clubs are all about. That's more or less the relationship I have with my ATF. Lot's of women are at least moderately arousing when climbing about on you naked, but a connection is much rarer.

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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    If you have to ask...you should do it anyway. Curiosity, guilt, and what-if's will get to you anyways.
    Give in to the sexy goodness of women. *wavy mind controlling lines*
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Hey, good buddy, if you can afford it, heck, why not? Help us gals out.

    Question. Is there such a thing like Strip Club Junkies Anonymous?

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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Quote Originally Posted by Clark
    but a connection is much rarer.
    This connection you speak of, somehow the magic of it just goes *poof* for me when I'm peeling off $20 dollar bills out of my money clip.

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    *wavy mind controlling lines*
    For just a moment your tricky mind powers almost worked on me Tiger I almost believed, then, well I reached into my pocket, pulled out a $20 and the jedi-connection between us was lost Bummer.

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    Default Re: So I am deciding whether or not to go to a club

    Quote Originally Posted by LemonLime
    Question. Is there such a thing like Strip Club Junkies Anonymous?
    Sex addicts anonymous is a 12-step program. The website address is



    Alcoholics anonymous has the most widely available 12-step program, so people with other addictions use it. You just have to say the word alcohol in place of sex or whatever your real addiction is.

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