Hi girls and guys...
What if your doing alap dance and the guy starts doing a pelvic thrust on you? Lie trying to dry hum you? What do most girls do in that situation? Do you carry on and allow it or do you back off and warn them?
Thanks!
Francois

Hi girls and guys...
What if your doing alap dance and the guy starts doing a pelvic thrust on you? Lie trying to dry hum you? What do most girls do in that situation? Do you carry on and allow it or do you back off and warn them?
Thanks!
Francois
The last time this happened to me, I just said, "Easy, there, cowboy!!" First, there's no need to get knocked over in 7" stilettos because bucky can't control himself. Next, it looks childish, and lastly, it could be violating a law/rule...and who wants to get in trouble for that?
Just back up a bit and tell him to calm down.![]()

Thanks Venus! Do a lot of men get hard ns? I know its probably a stupid question but I am just not sure of what to expect? And what if they decide to whip out their "jewels" during a dance...? Same thing or is it immediate dismissal?
Most men do get hard ons. It's always been my policy to tell them to put it away...and then leave if they don't or repeat the action.

Hmmm... so youve seen all sorts then? lol
I am not sure how I will react first time round, its hard to stay charming whilst telling a man to put hs diddle away.
Thanks again!
"Most men do get hard ons. It's always been my policy to tell them to put it away..."
I first read that thinking you where telling guys that when they get a hardon V. I was like 'Shit I can't even get through half of some of these posts without getting one <Clark has a hot avatar!> J/k well not really THTUD.
Anywho many times I have seen a dude dry hump another dancer while getting an LD, and I notice it only because of her telling him to stop.
I mean, room of hot ladies and me with A.D.D.
Either way, it looks soooooo bad. I mean like sooo primal and I remember thinking once 'If thats is Pleasure-Face, what horrors does his O-Face have for us.' but I wasn't thinking as the dancer I was with cracked up proving I was saying. :/
One day I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror during Orgasm. Maybe then I can answer why girls close their eyes
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That's what god invented knees for............Jump on either side of his upper legs, as close to the hip as possible, it will pin him down. OR, if you don't think he's good for more dances, laugh at him. Humiliation works wonders........
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Originally Posted by Mia M
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God, I love you, Katrine!!![]()
Is it bad that I have no hope of meeting Katrine but I have total anxiety/stage frieght against it?!
*Chills*
Not to mention *SOMEONE* keeps glaring at me :/
I had a dance a few weeks from a girl who actually noticed the coinroll, and adjusted it so literally she was fucking it through my pants during the dance. I asked her to stop :/ it hurt, and it was uncomfortably weird. But then again I am totaly pansy. I should have dry humpped back like a MAN. *sigh* Just a shell![]()
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Well, *I* for one am glad you had more class than your dancer. Girls like that are the reason so many a**holes think it is OK to dry hump and engage in other nasty behavior.
Almost everybody gets a hard on during dances, Francios. Just be aware of it and try to avoid doing anything painful. Truthfully, I use it to know where to grind, but I'm just slutty that way. (In contratast to my classy exterior, I give the highest milage dance I can get away with. It works for me.) To each her own, however. I know many girls who will move away from the erection rather than stimulate it.
As for what to do when they start acting like a dog humping your leg, Venus was exactly right. Tell them once, if they can't behave, they don't need a dance. If they are sort of gently wiggling in their seats and kind of thrusting wth the music, I jsut let them be. Why spoil it when they are just getting into the fantasy? ( I don't get paid until the end of the dance, and the bar won't enforce payment, so I have to string them along as much as I can. You may decide to handle this differently, but I think that if he is getting that much into it and not being straight up obnoxious, he is more likely to get more dances)
YOu don't have to stay charming wehn some idiot whips out his equipment. It's OK to look shocked (which you might be) and say "OOOOOOOOHHHHH! You can't do that in here! We will BOTH get in trouble like that!"
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I used to scold them & say "This is not a mobile dance! Sit still!" After they figured out I wouldn't be their humping doll, they would moved onto another dancer & leave me alone
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Oh My does this thread remind me of why i quit lol.
Yes they mostly get hard ons , That doesnt bother me but when they start humping, I tell them to stop or the dance will stop , they usually quit it then.
When they have pulled out there weiner, like said before , I tell them to put it up asap or i will get the manager.
One of the facts I learned about this "job" is never to "lose" it. Before I started, I was a hyperactive H-Bomb watiing to blow up. Well, so much for past history.
The subject matter of this thread actually happened to me, one Thursday night, I think it was a Thursday, maybe Friday, yeah, Friday on my mind, too many damn Fridays.
Well, there I was, doing this and this guy puts his hand on my shoulder and starts to pull down real hard, and I feel it. Oh, my God, he is really doing it. He is! I looked at him, smiled, raised both my arms to his shoulder, hunched my back, and swiftly bucked. The chair fell to one side, both me and him fell out.
I got up, and he had the nerve to tell me "Hey, we not done". I smiled and said, "yeah, we are!!" The bouncer came running and said "PJ (my stage name at the time), what happened, you gone psycho again?" "Yeah, man, I am nuts, I am f__king crazy"
"Hey, where you going, hey come back here" Didn't say nothing. Walked to my locker and started to clean up. Goshdarn it, looks like I lost another fine job, I told myself.
Yeah, baby, yeah, this is the life. There's got to be a better tomorrow, I just ain't found it yet. Yeah, but I finally did. But I was dumb, was still dumb. Went to work someplace else only to have it happen all over again. You would think I would learn. I did, finally.
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lol(your my fav new member to sw btw!)Originally Posted by grinew127
what did you learn???
lapdances were really dry humping by definition?????





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"is that an erection"
"did I do that?"
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that situation could a girl get that SnM attitude and shout out, "Sit on YOUR HANDS!" and kind a get all classroom teacher style? Have any of you ever tried that.. so instead of being too sweet and getting no respect or being too harsh and losing your customer or job... you could be strict and sexy all at once?
You can say it however you want to.![]()
this is a pet peeve of mine and since iam new at dancign i have only encountered this twice. i'm like if you want to jerk off go take a shower don't use my a$$. One guy was a plain weird a$$hole the other one I think had a mental and physical disability. I just get far away, like really a couple of feet.
Ok, last nights story is most appropriate here.
I had another Great time with Miss C, But check this out.
We're sitting up there having a good time in the private dance area, I'm sitting on this chair and she was sitting facing me. Know I had gotten to know this girl and we get along well. And on top of that she's somewhere on a 9/10 on looks dependant upon what she's wearing. Or isn't. *SNORT*
Well in the middle of the dance she tells me something cute, starts to giggle, grabs my shoulders, and starts bucking on me, HARDCORE. not painfully, I mean it was fucking hot. But still it made a lot of noises, and so did she. I immidiatly knew what sex with her is like.
Me, being the ultra cool guy I am, staired, shocked and horrified. Completely caught off gaurd and felt like I needed a cigarette.
After wards, she was giggling, asked me if I liked that and I was like 'No. I hate girls now, thank you' and she laughed. She said 'Oh Ok' and did it again.
Only this time no song was playing. And it was very loud.
Hahah she's so cool! I hate being a virgin.![]()
People are not ruled by their memories.
^ Thanks for the blue balls commentary.Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
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Francois, if you can, use handcuffs. Or use your dress/bikini top/scarf and sexily tie their hands up, like "O, I see you're going to be a little troublemaker - *tie/handcuff hands*- "that oughta keep you in line" *give 'em a wink and playful smack on arm/chest/face (my personal fave)*.
"Cool it, Bucko - I'm doing the work here" also works for me.
LMFAO!! I don't know why, but this just cracked me up. I have actual tears in my eyes.Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
*whew*



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I used to include the "no dry humping" as part of my spiel at the beginning of a dance. I dropped it as my spiel nearly was 5 minutes long![]()
None-the-less, if they do dry hump... I go to the floor. Basically I move away from them. If they dry hump again, I will stop dancing and give them a warning along the lines of: "You behave, so I can misbehave please"
As for when a guy decides that he wants to show me his dick... I stop, dress myself and walk out of the dance. The first time this happened to me I amazed myself at how quickly I dressed myselfand the guy was throwing (kinda) more money at me so that I would let him stroke it whilst I danced away from him...
The second time I was in a guy's lap topless, he was massaging my shoulders then one hand was only massaging my shoulders... and I felt something in the small of my back. I froze then once the shock wore off.. I got up, told him to put it away and that the dance had ended.. dressed myself.. left.
As for hard-ons, eventually you'll learn how to work with it. I do.. so that the guy will want to continue the dance...OTOH, if you're not comfortable with it.. just don't "stimulate" it. Start doing some floor moves or just move so you aren't touching it.
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